BRFL Week 2 Results

Week 2,

D Po: Washington State runs it up on Northern Colorado, 58 - 17. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP adds 2, 4 point weekend. DPo out in front, +7 total.

Randi; Virginia bitch-slaps William and Mary (?!) 52 - 17. 1 for the win. Hello, DIDDLE!, my old friend. Powerful +6 weekend. +7 total.

'BoSuke; Utah 35, Northern Illinois 17. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP spots me (ME!) 2, 4 point weekend (love that), +7 total.

Timmy!; Bye week feels so right. Domers play not. 1 for the no drop. AP moves them up 1! How cool is that?! Stay home. Attend services. Pick up 2 points. 3 total.

Kitten; UCF 48, Florida Atlantic 14. Pity Lane Kiffen. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP says, "1 for the move up." 3 point weekend, Little Friskies. +3 the total.

BroFro/perennial Liberace contender; Meechy 24, Army 20, 2 OT. Zeros across the board but, really? Didn't this look like a win? Army kickers don't nail 50 yard FGs. Army kickers invade Burkina Faso and burn everything to the ground. That's the difference. Still, +1 the total.

Obama; Texas 38, LSU 45. The Curse of Tom Herman's Douchebaggery. AP drops you 3. -1 the total.

KBro: Florida 45, UT Martin 0. What, exactly, is "UT Martin"? 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP takes notice of a thready pulse in Gainesville. Adds 2. Plus 4 weekend for the GatorMan. -1 the total.

Q; Oregon hangs 77 on Nevada's 6. Gambling and prostitution are legal in Nevada. I'm amazed a bunch of 18-21 year old guys could score 6. Yet....1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP gives the nod to 1 more. 3 point weekend. Total - 2. Keep hope alive.

SkHank; Again, a pity he doesn't get to feel the full impact of these genius-level little missives. USC 45- 20 in a blow-out of a rudderless Stanford eleven. For USC, true freshman QB. No running game. And they ran through Stanford like shit through a tin horn. The AP says, "Minus 2. Feel me?". But wait. There's more. Power dive out of the AP for a nice REAM, HELLO?! Yeah, Bitch. Minus 5 fo you, GI.  Minus 7 on the weekend. Minus 3 the total.
Stanford's defense couldn't stop a runny nose at this point.

The Snott King; Meechy 24, Army 20 in double OT. In Ann Arbor. Really? Josh Gattis my ass. AP says, "Fuck you, Blue", and drops you 3. -4 the total.

SeannieG; Oklamoha (s'right, Oklamoha) beats up on South Dakota (payday game much?) 70 - 14. 1 for the win but you're not fooling the AP playing a bunch of cowpokes already doing winter chores. AP drops you 1. The weekend is a wash, Bitch. As in zero. -5 your total.

CCS; Alabama 62, New Mexico State 10. Saban shreds stupid questions at press conference. Have to give him his props for that. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. -5 the total.

Sock Puppet; Nebraska 31, Colorado Buffaloes 34. Ouch. Say goodbye to the AP top 25. That's called a REAM, ManWhore! Minus 5 is your total. Don't even look at me, Leper.

Hold on now. It could be worse. You could be McLovin. Clemson 24, TAMU 10. It wasn't really that close but still... 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Naught else, DaboWorship. 2 on the weekend. Minus 6 the total. The Day of Reckoning cometh, Bitch.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.