GG Week 6 Games

GG Week 6 Games.

#14 Iowa @ #19 Michigan. Noon start. TBA coverage. Two over rated teams meet in Ann Arbor.
#7 Auburn Plainsmen @ #10 Florida Gators  3:30, CBS. Game of the week.
#25 Michigan State @ #4 Ohio State. 7:30 ABC. There's a reason they're showing this game in prime time. Moo U. has ruined many a promising Ohio State season.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Hijack: Is it possible that our beloved Commish was scouting the hated Michigan team? I believe that's him at the top of the photo in Grateful Dead sportswear.

GG Week 5 Results

The mullet is a symbol of power.

GG Week 5:

Wash U buries USC, 28 -14. "Fight on" my ass, Bitches.
Utah blows out Wash State 38 -23. Mike Leach has unkind words for his squad.
The MulletMaster dumps KState 26 -13. Respect the Mullet.

BroFro; Nobody's fooling this savvy Bitch. SWEEP! 5 to go to 19. Can I have a little awe here?
SockPuppet. 3 for 3. SWEEP! 5 to go to 16. Unreal type shit.
Rahndi: Respected the Mullet. That's about it. 1 to go to 15.
KBroHole; Should have respected the Mullet. 2 to go to 15. Disappointing? Well...yeah.
McLovin; Tapped USC. Honest mistake. 2 to go to 15. Still finding it hard to like you.
Q the Vooman; The USC pitfall. A suckers play. 2 to go to 14. If only there was a Liberace for GG.
SeannieG; No respect for the Cowboy Coaches Coiffure. 2 to go to 13. You are a mediocre Bitch.
Timmy! Good picks but...you forgot the Mullet?! You're not the Man I used to know. 13.
DPo; Steps to the plate and swings the axe. SWEEP! 5 to go to 12. Satisfaction guaranteed.
CCS: In the batter's box and swingin' for the fences... SWEEP! 5 to go to 12. Sweet Mammy!
'BoSuke; 1 out of 3?! Not too shabby. Respect my shorts while you eat them. 12, Bitches.
Snottie; Everything but the USC game. What were you thinking, PeaBrain? 11.
SkHank; THIS Douchebag. Home run and I don't know how. SWEEP! 5 to go to 11. Gag me.
Obama; 2. Missed out on the Mullet. What gives? You're supposed to be really smart. 10.
Kitten; 2. Whiff on the Mullet. Okay, this was a "back-yard" game for you. Are you a retard? 10.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 4 Results

BRFL Week 4 Results

Fucking Randi; Virginia 28, Old Dominion 17. Color me less than totally impressed. Old Dominion? Wow. Marquee win. Still, here we are. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Dumbfuck AP spots you +3 (against Old Dominion). +5 on the weekend. Ridiculously, you already had 13. You have +18. Am I the only one who's outraged by this?

Obama: Texas 36, Oklahoma State 30. Douche Tom Herman very lucky that Mike Gundy is drunk most of the time. You get 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP gifts you 1 more. Nice 3 pointer on the weekend. You had 1. You have +4. Total control of second place.

BroFro; Army 52 - Morgan State 21. I don't care who "Morgan State" is but they got their bores re-tooled by the Knights. Fuck 'em. 1 for the win. Had 2. Got 3. Good enough for third place. That's how wide the gulf is between us and Randi. I'm going to puke.

Komronovich, Russian Spy; Florida opens up a can of whoop-ass on hopeless Tennessee, 34-3. Let's all pour a little Four Loco out for Mind Freak on this one. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Had 1. Got 3. Third place. Like that means anything, Tool.

Q the Vooman; Oregon with a 21 - 6 pasting of a suck-ass Stanford squad. Is this anything to be proud of? AP says, "Si!". 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +3 for the move up. AP-style. 5 point weekend. Erase your former minus 2. You've got +3, locked up with Komronovich and BroFro. Not sure how you feel about that.

Timmy!; Georgia 23, Notre Dame 17. First half good. Second half lame. Now we can erase the bullshit about Notre Dame being good this year. No win. No no drop point. AP says, "fuck you" with a minus three. You had 5. You are now Liberace's Ass-boy with +2.

Kitten: Pittsburgh (that's right, Pittsburgh) 35, UCF 34. Woe to the Black Knights. A merciless AP docks you minus 7 for this inexcusable fuck up. You had +7. You are now at zero. Playoff? I don't think so. Burn, Bitch.

CCS; Alabama 49, Southern Mississippi 7. The Tide vanquishes another powerhouse. Seriously? It's getting kind of old. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP yawns. Minus 1 the total. The long, boring crawl to the final four rolls on. Eternal damnation is your path, Blasphemer.

Jimbosuke; Disaster strikes. USC 30, Utah 17. Utah was sloppy and bad. No match for USC's hyper- talented receiving corps. Practically kill the USC second string QB? No problem. Third stringer Fink rains bombs into double coverage. Utah had to win this game to make the PAC-12 playoff. Fucking no way in hell. No win. No no drop point. And a sickening 9 point plunge from the butthole AP. Had +10. Have +1. I hate you all.

McLovin; Clemson 52, Charlotte 10. Who the fuck is "Charlotte"? And who isn't sick of hearing about Trevor Lawrence? "Trevor"? Really? 1 for the foregone conclusion win. 1 for the no drop. AP snoozes. Play somebody, Bitches. 2 on the weekend. Had minus 4. Total minus 2.

SkHank; We've been over this but let's do it again, just for fun. Oregon crushes the Cardinal 21 - 8. David Shaw has lost control. All that money. All those valedictorians. Well, uh, my dick-torian. Naught points on the weekend. You have minus 3.

SockPuppet; Nebraska 42, Illinois 38. Ummmm, is Illinois good? Night game at home vs. The Men of the Scarlet and Gray this weekend. Right now, enjoy your minus 3.

DPo; Washington State and Crazier-Than-A-Shithouse-Rat Mike Leach give up 50 (Fifty) points in the second half to lose to UCLA and drop out of the AP Top 25. How do I REAM thee? Let me count the ways: Minus 6 on the blown-hydraulics death-spiral down from #19 in the AP. Then, yeah, Bitch, bend o'er 'n let me REAM ya'll for 5 more!  Minus 11 on the weekend. Had +10. Have minus 1.

SeannieG: Oklamoha with the bye. Leaped by the Scarlet and Gray. Awe. Bummer. Minus 1 on the the weekend, ToolBelt. Drop to minus 4, Pukazoid.

The Snott King; Wisconsin 35, Meechy 14 in a thorough drubbing in Madison. So much sadness in Ann Arbor now. It doesn't get any easier from here. Back to the drawing board for KhakiPants. Brutal minus 9 punishment at the hands of the AP. You had minus 5. Still owning last place with minus 14. Right now you owe Randi 32 dollars.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 5 Games

GG Week 5;

(#21) USC @ Washington U Huskies (#17)
3:30 PM FOX

(#24) Kansas State @ Oklahoma State
Respect the mullet
7PM  ESPN

Washington State @ Utah (#19)
10 PM FS1

Roll the bones,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 4 Results

Wisconsin 35, Meechy 14. Camp Randall is a tough place to play.
Auburn Plainsmen 28, TAMU 20. Big win for the Tigers on the road. Defense is crazy fast.
Notre Dame 17, Georgia 23. I fell asleep. Was it a good game? Does it matter?

BroFro with 2 (backed TAMU) and now he's still on top with 14 but he also has a butt-buddy...
Randi with the SWEEP! to go to 14 from 9.
KBroLittlePony with the SWEEP! to seize a share of second place with 13.
McLovin (WTF!?) pulls down 5 on the SWEEP! and he's got a share of second too, with 13.
Q the Vooman says hello to a SWEEP! in Week 3 and vaults into 3rd place with 12..
SeannieG punches his SWEEP! ticket and joins a crowded field in fourth place with 11.
Jimbosuke picks up 2 (backed fucking TAMU) and goes to 11. 12th Man my ass.
Sock Puppet mimics 'BoSuke numbnuts play and gets 2 to go to 11.
Timmy! chooses loyalty and gets hosed. Only 2 to go to 11.
The Snott King 2 to go to 9. Burned badly by Meechy.
Obama nails the SWEEP! God damn right! 5 to go to 8.
Kitten nails the SWEEP! 5 to go to 8.
DPo was on the Texas A&M train and it cost him the sweep. 2 to go to 7.
CCS believed in the Aggies. Gets it in the bung. 2 to go to 7.
SkHank shows Meechy love. Not smart. 2 to go to 6. Sucking.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 3 Results

BRFL Week 3 Results;

Randi; Virginia 31 over Willie Taggart's hapless Seminole squad's 24. Willie Taggart has a 17 million buyout clause. Where else but the Mullet State do you give someone like Willie Taggart a 17 million parachute? Alas, if Jimbo Fisher could have just kept it in his pants. Back to Randi; 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and a staggering +4 from the AP. 6 point weekend. People, we have a new numero uno. Total 13 points.
DPo: Washington State escapes Houston, 31-24 for the W. Mike Leach is fucking crazy. So far it's working. The 'Po racks up 3 on the weekend and occupies the # 2 position with 10.
Jimbosuke; Utah shuts out Idaho State at home 31 - 0. Hard to know how to feel about this pay-day mugging of a team that went 6 -5 in the Big Sky conference last year. Inexplicably the AP moves me up one for this chump-ass win. I'll take it. Fuck you all. 3 point weekend. I have 10. Me happy.

Kitten: UCF Black Knights 45, Stanford 27. Kitten vs SkHank cage-match and it doesn't go well for the perennial Tree-picker as the Knights tuck into a Fancy Feast and a two point AP bump. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 2 on the move up, that's 4 plus his previous 3 and the Kitten is at 7. Hello, Liberace.
Timmy!: Notre Dame hangs 66 on New Mexico's 14. New Mexico is a very Catholic state. Schism? Disturbing. Oh well. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Teeblations had 3. Now with 5. Mister 4th place all of a sudden. Well la-dee-dah.
BroFro: Army 31 over UTSA 13. That's the University of Texas San Antonio Roadrunners, 3 -9 last year in Conference USA. No doubt Trump immigration crack down hurt recruiting for the Roadrunners. The Bro picks up 1. Total is 2. Pretty respectable for team that could be deployed wholesale at any moment.

Obama: Texas 48, Rice 13. Well, yeah. Rice. Hook 'em, Horns, Mcconaughey. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, add to your total of minus 1, congratulations, you're in positive territory. +1. It's not hopeless. Yet.

Komronovich; Florida rallies behind the 9th year senior as Feleipe Franks exits the season. 29 - 21  Gators over Kentucky to remain undefeated. Turning point in Gainesville? Feleipe made bad decisions. Lets leave it at that. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. 2 point weekend, nudge into positive territory at +1
Q Voooman; Oregon drops Montana 35 - 3. Again, we're talking 6 -5 Big Sky team in 2018 when we're talking the Montana Grizzlies. A win's a win, Q. 1 for the win. The AP is a bitch though and drops you 1. The weekend is a wash, Muchacha. Naught. You still have minus 2.
CCS: 'Bama dumps South Carolina 47 - 23 in their first SEC match up. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 2 point weekend moves you "up" to minus 3. Is it just me or does Alabama seem pretty beatable this year? Evil doers walk a lonely road.
SeannieG: Oklamoha spanks UCLA 48 - 14. How much is Chip Kelly getting paid? Answer: too much.Was Oklamoha good or is UCLA just horrible? Oklamoha doesn't really play anybody. Ride the gravy train, Lincoln Riley. Then go to the playoffs and get waxed. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Minus 3 the total, ToolBelt.
SkHank: Another pitiful outing for Coach Shaw and his Eggheads. Why do they suck so much? It's intriguing. Bet you want some answers, Bro'. I would if I were sitting at minus 3 and didn't seem to have a hope in  hell of digging out of the mile-deep shit hole I'd dug for myself just three weeks into the season. Hey, don't you have a birthday coming up?! Happy Birthday, man.
SockPuppet: Scott Frost tells his realtor to hold off on the listing. 44-8, Cornhuskers cornhole the Huskies. New life for Nebraska? 1 for the win. That's it. ONE. You have minus 4 and you are not in a "good place". Be well.
McLovin; Clemson obliterates the Orange, 41 - 6 over Syracuse. "Strength of schedule" is not your long suit, DaboSlave.  1 for the "win", 1 for the no drop. Your total is now minus 4. You are very tedious. Hell waits for the Sinner.

THE Snott King: Meechy with the bye. Blue's best performance so far. Here's the fuck-over though: The AP drops you one on your bye week. Ouch. Now you're at minus 5. Going backwards, Homes. Is it cool owning last place? Asking for a friend.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 4

GG Week 4.

Now, it's for real.

Michigan (11) at Wiconsin (13). Bitch, Camp Randall is not the stadium you want if you're Meechy right now. #PoopyKhakis. Saturday, noon on FOX.

Auburn (8) @ Texas A&M (17). Can the Plainsmen keep it real in College Station? Saturday, 3:30 on CBS.

Notre  Dame (7) @ Georgia (3). Do the Domers pull a rabbit out of the hat in Athens and find a way? Saturday night, 8 PM on CBS.

Big weekend. Roll the bones, Brothers and Sisters.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 3 Results

Sad face

GG Week 3 Results

Wake Forest holds off a 4th quarter North Carolina rally, 24- 18.
Iowa a little too much for Iowa State, muffed punt doesn't help. 18 -17 Hawkeyes.
TCU dominates the Boilers. Texas Christian 34, Purdue 13.


BroFro; 3 for 3 for the SWEEP! The Leader in the clubhouse with 12 total.
Timmy!; 2 to go to 9. North Carolina? Really?
Sock Puppet; 2 to go to 9. 1 point away from glory.
Randi; 2 to go to 9. Mack Brown is old.
'BoSuke; 2 to go to 9. Fuck you, Iowa.
KBro; 1. 8 the total. North Carolina is a basketball school.
McLovin; Let me guess; the kids talked you into going with the TarHeels? 2 to get 8.
Q; 2 to go to 7. Interesting. You aren't terrible at this.
THE Snott King; 1. In the mix. Sort of. Total 7.
SeannieG; 2 to go to 6. Everybody wants Q to do well. You... not so much.
DPo; Got one right. Total is 5.
CCS; 1 to go to 5. Why are you sucking so badly this year? Puzzling.
SkHank; No entry. Figures. 4
Obama; 2 to reach 3. Meh.
Kitten; 1 for the Wake Forest pick. You have 3.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 2 Results

Week 2,

D Po: Washington State runs it up on Northern Colorado, 58 - 17. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP adds 2, 4 point weekend. DPo out in front, +7 total.

Randi; Virginia bitch-slaps William and Mary (?!) 52 - 17. 1 for the win. Hello, DIDDLE!, my old friend. Powerful +6 weekend. +7 total.

'BoSuke; Utah 35, Northern Illinois 17. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP spots me (ME!) 2, 4 point weekend (love that), +7 total.

Timmy!; Bye week feels so right. Domers play not. 1 for the no drop. AP moves them up 1! How cool is that?! Stay home. Attend services. Pick up 2 points. 3 total.

Kitten; UCF 48, Florida Atlantic 14. Pity Lane Kiffen. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP says, "1 for the move up." 3 point weekend, Little Friskies. +3 the total.

BroFro/perennial Liberace contender; Meechy 24, Army 20, 2 OT. Zeros across the board but, really? Didn't this look like a win? Army kickers don't nail 50 yard FGs. Army kickers invade Burkina Faso and burn everything to the ground. That's the difference. Still, +1 the total.

Obama; Texas 38, LSU 45. The Curse of Tom Herman's Douchebaggery. AP drops you 3. -1 the total.

KBro: Florida 45, UT Martin 0. What, exactly, is "UT Martin"? 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP takes notice of a thready pulse in Gainesville. Adds 2. Plus 4 weekend for the GatorMan. -1 the total.

Q; Oregon hangs 77 on Nevada's 6. Gambling and prostitution are legal in Nevada. I'm amazed a bunch of 18-21 year old guys could score 6. Yet....1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP gives the nod to 1 more. 3 point weekend. Total - 2. Keep hope alive.

SkHank; Again, a pity he doesn't get to feel the full impact of these genius-level little missives. USC 45- 20 in a blow-out of a rudderless Stanford eleven. For USC, true freshman QB. No running game. And they ran through Stanford like shit through a tin horn. The AP says, "Minus 2. Feel me?". But wait. There's more. Power dive out of the AP for a nice REAM, HELLO?! Yeah, Bitch. Minus 5 fo you, GI.  Minus 7 on the weekend. Minus 3 the total.
Stanford's defense couldn't stop a runny nose at this point.

The Snott King; Meechy 24, Army 20 in double OT. In Ann Arbor. Really? Josh Gattis my ass. AP says, "Fuck you, Blue", and drops you 3. -4 the total.

SeannieG; Oklamoha (s'right, Oklamoha) beats up on South Dakota (payday game much?) 70 - 14. 1 for the win but you're not fooling the AP playing a bunch of cowpokes already doing winter chores. AP drops you 1. The weekend is a wash, Bitch. As in zero. -5 your total.

CCS; Alabama 62, New Mexico State 10. Saban shreds stupid questions at press conference. Have to give him his props for that. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. -5 the total.

Sock Puppet; Nebraska 31, Colorado Buffaloes 34. Ouch. Say goodbye to the AP top 25. That's called a REAM, ManWhore! Minus 5 is your total. Don't even look at me, Leper.

Hold on now. It could be worse. You could be McLovin. Clemson 24, TAMU 10. It wasn't really that close but still... 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Naught else, DaboWorship. 2 on the weekend. Minus 6 the total. The Day of Reckoning cometh, Bitch.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 3 Games

GG Week 3 Games.

A week slate. I've done my best.

All Saturday games.

(#19) Iowa @ Iowa State
4 PM, FSI
College Game Day in Ames, Iowa.

North Carolina @ Wake Forest
6 PM, ESPN

TCU @ Purdue
7:30 PM, Big Ten Network

Roll the Bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 2 Results

GG Week 2 Results. USC breaks hearts in the BRFL.

There we were, you know who you are, basking in the glory of the LSU v Texas game. Smelling sweep with the freshman signal caller lining up for the TroyMen, they of the supposedly non existent running back corps. Sure, Stanford didn't have their #1 QB either. Or their #1 left tackle but still. A freshman QB against Stanford? What could go wrong? Fear the Tree, right?
Wrong.

Stanford 20, USC 45. Not just a win for the Men of Troy. An ass whipping.
Clemson 24, TAMU 10. Yawn. The Day of Reckoning is nigh.
LSU 45, Texas 38 Bayou Bengals with the statement win on the road in Austin.

Randi with the SWEEP! Total 7 in the season.
SockPuppet nets 2. 7 so far.
Timmy! 2 to go to 7.
KBro 2 to go to 7.
BroFro 2 to go to 7.
BoSuke 2 to go to 7.
McLovin  1 to go to 6. I get it. You used to live in Texas. You got hosed. You suck.
Snottie 1 to go to 6. What's your excuse for picking the Horns?
Q enters votes this week. SWEEP! 5 on the season.
CCS 2 to go to 4. Meh.
SeannieG simultaneously screws himself and covers himself in glory by pointing out a Commissioner Fuck Up and docking himself 3 points. I thought he had USC. Alas. SeannieG got sucked in, like many of us, and took the Cardinal. 2 points. Total 4. SeannieG is The Man.
DPo 2 to go to 4. Almost gave you 1 more for the Djokovic joke.
SkHank 2 to go to 4. Stanford is your team. You let us all down. We hate you.
Kitten gets into the action. 2. You have 2. Fucking 2. That is, like, terrible.
Obama gets in on the act. 1. You got only 1 right in two weeks. No comment.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 1 Results

Komronovich; Florida Gators 24, Miami 20. Take home messages: Feilipe Franks will force throws into triple coverage while protecting a lead and Tathun of House Martell is now a receiver for the 'Canes. AP is merciless. Docks the Gators 3. Minus 2 on the weekend. Started at minus 3. Total is minus 5. Hola, basement dweller.

McLovin; Clemson cock-whips Geo Tech 52 -14. What to say about this fiasco? The only thing Georgia Tech ever had going for them was the Triple Option. Now they've gone pro-style. They are doomed. And every time Trevor Lawrence runs the ball is 1) foolish and 2) a potential season blowing injury for McLovin. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop.  Plus 2 weekend. Started at minus 10. You, Fucker, are dead last with minus 8.

Jimbosuke; The Holy War right out of the gate. Mormon on Mormon violence. Utes prevail 30 to 12 over BYU. AP rewards the Utes with a +1 move up. Total 3 on the weekend. Why am I so great?

Kitten; UCF Knights maul Florida A&M 62 - 0. Needed 72 to get in the playoff conversation. Cruel AP bullshit drops you one, Kitty. The weekend is a wash. You're still a zero.

Q. Q. Oh, Q; Oregon is a good team. Doesn't mean you aren't completely screwed. Late game comeback sinks the ducks in pond piss water. The AP says, "that shit does not go" and fines you minus 5. No win. Good God, you had a minus 5 weekend already. Which is kind of like a ream only at least you're still ranked. Get your shit together, Woman.

CCS: Alabama squashes Duke 42 -3. One for the win. One for the no drop. You're injury-riddled platoon of deep South retards limps on to week 2. Started at minus 9. Congrats, you stand, shakily, at minus 7.

Snottie; Meechy looks like, well, Meechy, in a lackluster ritual sacrifice of Middle Tennessee, 40 - 21. You can put lipstick on a pig but, at the end of the day, it's still a pig. The Day of Reckoning is coming for Senor Khaki Pants. One for the win, one for the no drop, minus four the start, happy to see you still in negative territory with minus 2.

Obama; Texas 45, Louisiana Tech 14. Louisiana Tech? Still, AP spots you 1. 3 point weekend. Started at minus 1. Looking pretty sharp at positive 2.

DThong;Washington State truck-drags New Mexico State to the tune of 58-7. AP move you up one for this PayDay Game victory. I don't know why. 3 points on the weekend and that's your total.

SkHank; It's so too bad you're not paying attention. Stanford bests Northwestern on the road 17 - 7. Your QB gets cheap-shotted to the head on a slide and the refs missed it. Your QB may also miss the next game. Enjoy the Glory while it lasts, Bitch. AP gives you two. Pat on the back, ToolPouch, you're our leader at 4.

Timmy!; Notre Dame 35, Louisville 17. Yawn. Does anybody give a shit about these games? The AP slavishly kisses the Pope's slippers and gives you one. Like, for what? Beating Louisville? Are you fucking kidding me? 3 point weekend for the Catholics. You started at minus 2. You have 1. Whether you deserve it is a completely different story.

SeannieG; Did you watch any football this weekend or were you too busy stretching your glutes on your floral-pattern yoga mat? Fondling your pecs in the steam tent at your PoofterSpa? Oklahoma bests Houston 49 - 31. Like, big fucking deal, Sean. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Started at minus 7 (7!), now you are minus 5. I'd make you minus 50 if I could, Johnny Butt n' Abs.

BroFro; Oh. The big Armed Forces guy. Jesus. Army squeaks by Rice (?!) 14 - 7. That's a little like carpet-bombing Bangladesh into submission, isn't it, BroFro? Only different. One for the win. You have 1. Big deal. Not your year.

Randi; Listen. You're a friend. So an openly gay life-style is  not something I'm going to criticize you for. Plus, Virginia downed Pitt 30 - 14 for one point on the weekend. Honestly? I hate fucking Mark May so much that if I were running the AP I would give anyone who beat Pitt a 10 point bump in the polls. But that's a fantasy. A lot like your fantasy of winning money in the BRFL this year with Virginia.

SockPocket; Nebraska struggles to down "Southern Alabama" 35 - 21. AP takes notice. Drops you one. You are so close to a ream that, were I in your shoes, I'd be checking the med cabinet for lube. 1 for the win but minus 1 at the hands of the Cruel AP. The weekend is a wash. You. Are. A. Zero.

Onward.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 2 Games; Upset Minded

GG week 2:

#12 Texas A&M @ #1 Clemson. 3:30 PM, ABC.
#6 LSU @ #10 Texas. 7:30 PM, ABC.
#25 Stanford @ unranked USC. 10:30 PM, ESPN.

An unusually impressive slate of games for Week 2.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 1 Results. The Legend of Bo Nix.

Florida Gators 24 over the Miami Hurricanes 20.
Cincinnati Bearcats 24, UCLA Bruins 14. Bear theme for McLovin.
WAR EAGLE. Auburn snuffs the Ducks in the final seconds, 27 - 21. Nix is the ONE. 

Hell yeah! It's football season. One week in and shit be gettin' WILD. Take a look. 

Sock Puppet; SWEEP! 5.
Jimbosuke; SWEEP! Love me some ME. 5.
McLovin; SWEEP! Stayed up for the whole game. Commitment. 5.
Snottie; SWEEP! You know he's a happy man. 5.
Timmy!; SWEEP! Middle of nowhere, in and out of airports, still the sweep. Moxie. 5.
KeBron; SWEEP! Laser focus. 5.
Seannie G; Backed UCLA. 2.
CCS; Took the Ducks. 2.
DPo; Took the Ducks. In the pooper. 2.
BroFro; SWEEP! Data entry error by the Commissioner. 5.
SkHank; Tapped the Ducks. 2.
Randi; Oregon fucked you over. 2.

Disturbingly low participation. Did some BRFLers not get the memo?
Wake up and smell the coffee, People.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.