BRFL 2017; Damage Report

And so we come to the end of another season.
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It was a long season. We avoided the Mikepocalypse. DPo earns some serious redemption for sparing us that horror. We saw another BRFLer's coach fired, this time KBron's lame Florida head man.

GG was an exciting back and forth contest. Some hard feelings over a couple games that were posted on short notice. The Commissioner was on in-hospital rotation for three weeks over the holidays and had a little trouble keeping up. Still, I think the "three sets of three games" format works for the bowls.
Share thoughts and warm feelings at the payout.

Couple things about the payout.
August seems a busy month and many have been unable to make the Most Sumptuous Feast on Fair Street lately. So I am going to try to move our Love-In up to July. Have to snake it around all the Hall of Fame nonsense that goes on in the summer but shouldn't be too hard.
Regarding GG and Heismaniac we clearly need a Treasurer. BroFro offered to do that a couple years ago and I will revisit that with him. The problem is that there is no BRFL Central Bank. So we start every year with zero funds. This is problematic for GG and Heismaniac. Every year I forget to collect GG and Heismaniac entry fees (because I am extremely intoxicated by that point in the evening). And every year I can't remember who paid and who didn't (because...extremely intoxicated). To make GG work every one has to first put their 20 dollars in the bank. The BRFL front office can't deduct it from their winnings because not everybody wins and not everybody plays these side games. And the BRFL winnings are paid solely from the losses of others.

So we needs us a treasurer to hold onto the dough, perhaps invest it in some scam like Bitcoin and quadruple it. And then pay it out next year.
Also, really, a little disappointed in the Heismaniac participation.

Lots to talk about at the Jambo. But, as usual, I probably won't listen.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

This one's for you, KBronie