GG Return of the Bowls, Chapter 11 Results

GG Bowls, Chapter 11

Mississippi State (#24) drops Louisville 31 -27 in an upset.
Iowa State Cyclones victorious in a tight one, 21-20 over Memphis (#19)
Penn State (#9) holds on to scribble Wash U (#12). Seannie G puts the hurt on a Founding Father.

Seannie G, yesssssss!..SWEEP. Nickel pumps him up to 68.
Randingo, deuce will take him to 49
BroFro, uno but reaches 70.
'BoSuke, only one, make it 78
DPo with one, give him 57
Bridginit grabs one, 65
CCS with one, up to 66
McLovin with a duo, 55
KBron snags one, 50
SockPuppet, uh-oh...hell YEAH, Bro, SWEEP puts him up to 72.
Snottie with a double, 49.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Return of the Bowls Results, Chapter 10

GG bowls, chapter 10 results:

Northwestern sneaks by Kentucky, 23-24.
New Mexico State upsets Utah State, 26-20. Aggie on Aggie violence.
Ohio State (#5) dumps USC (#8), 24-7. Sam Darnold is a bushy haired can of sack-bait.

Seannie G, 1 to 63.
Randie, single to 47
BroFro, double to 69
'BoSuke, deuce to 77
DPo, dubs to 56
Bridgin', kaboom, SWEEP, nickel to go to 64.
CCS, twofer, 65
McLovin, uh...CHYEAH, SWEEP, 5 to go to 53.
KBron, bring out the broom, Bitch, SWEEP, 5 to go to 49
SockPuppet, double to go to 67
Snottie, DO IT, half a dime for the SWEEP, 47

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

JTBIV; fade to black...

GG Bowls Results, Chapters 7,8 and 9.

GG Results
Chapters 7, 8 and 9:

Chapter 7

Iowa over Boston College, 27 - 20. Hating.
Purdue downs Arizona, 38 - 35. Different team, same RichRod.
Texas smacks the shit out of Missouri because Missouri sucks, 33 - 16 the final.

Seannie grabs a SWEEP. 5 to go to 55.
Randy with the deuce, 44.
BroFro single digit, 57
'BoSuke with the shut-out, Zero, stay at 65.
DPo with the goose-egg, stay at 52.
Bridgin' with uno, 52
CCS with 2, 56
McLovin with 2, 41
KBron with one, 44
SockPuppet with the deuce, 61, closing in.
Snottie with a deuce, 41.

Chapter 8

Navy keel-hauls the Cavs, 49 - 7. Marty, "Never bet against a service academy."
Oklahoma State outlasts Virginia Tech, 30 -21. Achy-Breaky Heart, SkHank.
TCU just out runs Stanford, 39 -37. Doomsday scenario CCS.

Seannie G, doin' it again, SWEEP. 60.
Randouche, deuce, 46
BroFro, boom, SWEEP, 62.
'BoSuke, doin' it, SWEEP, 70.
DPo, gets one, 53.
Bridgin, dubs, 54.
CCS, deuce, 58
McLovin, fuck yeah, SWEEP, 46
KBron, no hitter, stay at 44, got distracted by a social event. Bush league move.
Sock, two, 63
Snottie, nothin', doesn't give a shit, stays at 41.

Chapter 9

Meechy State ass-hammers Wazzu 42 -17 on the Dino dry-ram.
Wake Forest ekes out a close one over TAMU, 55 - 52.
NC State truck-drags Arizona State, 52-31

Seannie G: deuce to 62. So lame.
Randufus: Zero as in zed as in naught. Stay at 46
BroFro: DO IT. SWEEP. Nickel to go to 67. It's a BoGo free phone, Bro!
'BoSuke: No. Wait. Again?! Bitch, SWEEP. 5 to go to 75.
DPo: one to go to 54. Not checking the blog is a major boner.
Bridgin it: Uh...I hear you knockin', SWEEP. Nickel to 59.
CCS: BOOYAH, SWEEP, 5 to go to 63. Now you're in this thing.
McLovin: deuce to get to 48.
KBron: fucking naught. One whiff and two strikes. Stay at 44. Like, forever.
SockPuppet: two to climb to 65.
Snottie: single digit to go to 42.


Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Return of the Bowls, Chapter 6 Results

Duke sticks a Blue Devil Fork in the Huskies, 36-14. Mush.
K State bags the Bruins 35-17 on the timely QB switch-up. Adios, Josh Rosen.
Florida State snuffs Southern Mississippi 42-13.

Seannie G: 48 + 2: 50
Randude: 40+2: 42
BroFro: SWEEP. 51+5: 56
'BoSuke: SWEEP. 60+5: 65
Dpo:51+1: 52
Bridgenfraulein:49+2: 51
CCS: SWEEP. 49+5: 54
McLovin: 38+1: 39
KBronie: 42+1: 43
SockPuppet: SWEEP. 54+5: 59
Snottie: SWEEP. 34+5: 39

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Return of the Bowls, Chapter 11,12 and 13

Chapter 11
Saturday, 12/30/2017:

Louisville v Mississippi State (#24) ESPN
Iowa State v Memphis (#19) ESPN
Washington U (#12) v Penn State (#9) ESPN ; ClemboSlice v. Seannie G in the head-to-head.

Chapter 12
First game on Saturday, 12/30/2017, all the rest on 1/1/2018:

Wisconsin (#6) v Miami U (#11) ; SockPuppet clashes with Snottie
Meechy v South Carolina Gamecocks ; Timmy! surfaces
UCF (#10) v Auburn (#7)

Chapter 13
All games 1/1/2018

Notre Dame (#14) v LSU (#16) ABC ; the 'Po returns.
Georgia Bulldogs (#3) v Oklahoma Sooners (#2) ESPN
Alabama (#4) v Clemson (#1) ESPN ; McLovin puts us in a bind. Root for the hated Dabo or jump      on the Bama bandwagon and fork over $$ to McSuckin. Two bad choices.

There will be no Chapter 14. This is it.

Last chance to roll the bones,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Return of the Bowls, Chapters 8,9 and 10.

"Drive, drive on down that field..."

GG Return of the Bowls rolls on:

Chapter 8: (all on 12/28)

Virginia v Navy
Virginia Tech (#22) v Oklahoma State (#17)
Stanford (#15) v TCU (#13)

Chapter 9: 

 (Dec 28) Washington St (#21) v Michigan State (#18)
 (Dec 29)  Wake Forest v Texas A&M
                 North Carolina State v Arizona State

Chapter 10: (all continuing on 12/29)

UKentucky v Northwestern U (#20)
New Mexico State v Utah State
USC Trojans (#8) v Ohio State Buckeyes (#5)

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Return of the Bowls, Chapter 5 Results

App State nukes Toledo, 34-0 shut out. Did not see that one coming.
Fresno State over Houston in a thriller, big plays win it for the Bulldogs 33-27.
Utah drubs West Virginia after the WVU QB goes out with a broken finger. 30-14 the final.

Seannie G picks up 2: 48
Randoggiedog gets 2 to go to 40. Utes gift him a 3 point bowl win in the BRFL.
BroFro only 1, goes to 51.
BoSuke lucky to get 1, goes to 60.
DPo hits 2 and goes to 51.
Bridgshit  gets one right to go to 49
CCS makes it 2 to reach 49.
McLovin with an amazing second SWEEP in as many rounds. Now he has 38. A player?
KBron with one to go to 42.
SockPuppet with one to go to 54.
Snottie sneaks one in for 34 total.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Retrurn of the Bowls Chapter 4 Results

Wyoming dominates Central Meechy 37-14.
South Florida over Texas Tech in a thriller, 38-34. That's 3 BRFL points for a bowl win, Kitten.
Army outruns San Diego State U, 42-35. Never bet against a service academy.

Seannie picks up 2 to go to 46
Rando picks up 2 to hit 38
BroFro with 2 to reach 50
BoSuke with only 1, 59.
Dpo with 1 to hit 49
BrigenBrigen with 1 to 48
CCS throws a no hitter. Zero. Stay at 47.
McLovin with the break through SWEEP, 5 to go to 33.
KBron with the deuce to go to 41
Sock with a double to hit 53
Snottie goes for Naught. Zero. Stay at 33.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Return of the Bowls, First Results.

How pissed are you when the bowl game starts and the cameraman focuses on a team's star player, the team you picked, and he's in street clothes "preserving his draft stock". Looking at you, Royce Freeman, Oregon RB.

Troy tombstones North Texas State, 50-30
Georgia State upsets Western Kentucky U, 27-17
Boise State dominates Oregon, 38-28

Troy, Georgia State, Boise State.

First group.

Seannie shut down for a zero. 37.
Randude grabs 2 to go to 30
BroFro with 2 to get 45.
BoSuke with 1 to go to 52.
DPo with 1 to go to 42.
Bridgenfrau with 2 to go to 44.
CCS with 2 to go to 41.
McLovin with naught to stay at 26.
KBron with the SWEEP to move up to 36
Sock with 1 for 49
Snottie gets 1 to go to 30

Marshall edges Colorado State, 31-28
Middle Tennessee drops Arkansas State, 35-30
FAU 50, Akron Zips 3. Lane Kiffin total domination.

Marshall, Middle Tennessee, FAU.

Second group.

Seannie SWEEPS to go to 42
Randy gets 1 to move to 31
BroFro with 1 to 46
BoSuke with 1 to 53.
DPo with 1 to 43.
Bridgenfreak with 2 to make it 46.
CCS with 1 to go to 42.
McLovin with the usual shitty performance, 1 to go to 27.
KBron grabs 2 to step to 38.
SockPuppet gets 1 to go to 50.
Snottie with 1 to get 31.

If it wasn't for FAU there would have been a lot of goose-eggs.

Louisiana Tech all over SMU, 51-10. Pony. It's what's for dinner.
Temple dominates FIU, 28 -3.
Ohio Bobcats with the blow out of UAB, 41-6.

Louisiana Tech, Temple, Ohio.

Third group.

Seannie G with 2 to rise to 44.
Randelicious with the power SWEEP, 5 to go to 36.
BroFro with 2 to go to 48.
BoSuke with the sweet SWEEP to balloon to 58.
DPo nails the SWEEP to move up to 48.
Bridgenetics with 1 to 47.
CCS, say hello to the SWEEP and 5 to go to 47.
McLovin, trying to shake it up, gets shanked, 1 to go to 28. So pathetic.
KBron only 1 to go to 39
SockPuppet with 1 to move to 51.
Snottie with 2 to land at 33.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Return of the Bowls 5,6 and 7

GGROTB 5:

December 23,2017 4 PM
App State v Toledo Rockets
Dec 24, 5:30 PM
Fresno State Bulldogs v Houston Cougars
Dec 26, TBD
Utah Utes v West Virginia

GGROTB 6:

Dec 26
Duke v Northern Illinois Huskies
Kansas St v UCLA
Dec 27
Southern Mississippi v Florida State Seminoles

GGROTB 7:

Dec 27
Iowa v Boston College
Arizona v Purdue
Texas v Missouri

1 for each win,
5 for the 3 game sweep.

Roll them bones,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

College Football Playoffs: BRFL Scenarios

Oh, fuck! McLovin again!?

Take a look at the last BRFL standings, My People.

McLovin and hated Alafuckingbama have 16 points. But he is the only one of us in the playoffs. He is playing Clemson in the first round. That's a seven point win if he dumps Dabo this time. Then he would go on to the national championship game. If he then downs either Oklahoma or Georgia that's 12 points. Do the math. 35 points. Plus whatever no drops and move ups come  his way. If he wins out that is at least 4 more points. So he could end the season with, minimum, 39.

Let's look at his next closest competitors;

DPo and the Domers have 33 and drew LSU in the Citrus. Potential 3 points for the win and some no drop/move up change. I see their ceiling as close to 39. If they win.

Miami and SockPuppet have 27. The Canes play Wisconsin in the Orange Bowl. Wisco is ranked significantly higher than Miami so a win here gives The PuppetMaster 3 points and maybe 4 or 5 move ups and the odd no drop so I see his ceiling at 35 or 36. Good enough to win it all if DPo and McLovin douche out.

Snottie only has 24. Playing the Canes in the Orange. Even with a win he earns maybe 5 or 6 points. Ceiling is around 30 max. If the three stooges above all lose, and really get thumped by the AP, the Snottie could be walking off with the Coveted Commissioner's Cup.

So we all know what has to happen. Alabumma has to go out in the first round. Ideally with a severe spanking by Dabo's ass-grabbing Clown Posse. I can't take the shit I am going to have to listen to from McLovin if he wins this thing two years in a row. Can you imagine?

If we can avoid the McLovin Apocalypse then we have a tight race. If McLovin storms the CheeseHouse and makes off with the whole Natty Cheese Wheel then we have to hope Notre Dame hangs, like, 70 points on LSU.

This is pretty much where we were at this time last year.

I'm very disappointed in you people.

Oh, and by the way, everybody else is totally out of it,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG: Return of the Bowls.

"That one is going to Utica!"

Brothers and Sisters,

In what little time we have left before Trumpageddon, let's GG the hell out of some bowl games.

I have heard the complaints about the Commissioner blindsiding GGers with rafts of bowl games on short notice.
Weep no more, Pussies. Now you will get your bowls and eat them too. Or something like that.

Here's the first raft of bowl games through 3:30 PM December 23rd.
Pick each set of three before the due date.
Don't be a turd and vote for two games and then wait on the third because it's the next day.
The usual rules apply: one for the win, five for the sweep.

GG Bowls 1
Saturday, Dec. 16:
Troy v North Texas, 1 PM
Western Kentucky v Georgia State, 2:30 PM
Boise State (#25) v Oregon, 3:30 PM

GG Bowls 2
(Saturday, Dec 16) Marshall v Colorado State 4:30 PM
(Saturday, Dec 16) Middle Tennessee v Arkansas State 8 PM
(Tuesday, Dec 19) Akron v Florida Atlantic 7 PM

GG Bowls 3
(Wednesday, Dec 20) Louisiana Tech v SMU 8 PM
(Thursday, Dec 21) Temple v Florida International 8 PM
(Friday, Dec 22) UAlabamaBirmingham v Ohio (Bobcats) 12:30 PM

GG Bowls 4
(Friday, Dec 22) Central Michigan v Wyoming 4 PM
(Saturday, Dec 23) Texas Tech v USouthFlorida Bulls 12 noon
(Saturday, Dec 23) San Diego State v Army 3:30 PM

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 14 Results, Conference Championships

Dwayne Wade locker room interview. LeBron watching Ohio State game.

This is how it went;

DPo; Bye week. The AP Gods smile. One for the no drop, one for the move up to #14 AP. 2 on the weekend, back in the lead at 33 BRFL. Draws LSU in the Citrus Bowl to finish 'r out.

SockPuppet; Carpet bombed by hated Clemson, 38-3. A costly loss. Drops 4 to go to #11 AP and 27 BRFL. Worse, he won't be able to play for that CFP Sugar. Of note, said Sugar is 7 points for a semi-final win and 12 for winning the cheese. Note, no drop and move up points are limited to only those weeks when new AP polls come out. Therefore it is unlikely there will be any more no drops or move ups until the end of the season.

Snottie; Say hello to the Ohio State defense. 28-21 the Badgers go down in Indianapolis despite Ohio State trying to give it away in the second half. AP drops the Wisonsinites to #6 and that's minus 3 on the weeknd. Snottie/Liberace love knot unbreakable as he logs 24 BRFL points thus far. Faces Miami in the Orange Bowl for the finale.

Brigdenfraulein; Extreme comeback. The Troymen down Stanford 31-28 to win the PAC-12. That's a conference championship win and that pays 5 points (see rule book), plus the no drop, plus the AP move up to #8. 9 point weekend puts Killer Bee at 19 BRFL. The bad news? You play Ohio State in the Cotton Bowl to finish your season and we are seriously pissed.

BroFro; This year's yo-yo participant. Just when you think his system doesn't work he clubs Fresno in the Mountain West Champs game 17-14. 5 for the win and, I'll be damned it's DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! all over again, 5 more. 10 on the weekend. AP has the Bro' at #25 and the BRFL has him at 19.
Draws Oregon in the Las Vegas Bowl. Winnable much?

Seannie G; PSU, no game. Stays at #9 AP. 1 for the no drop. New total 18 BRFL. Versus ClemboSlice and Wash U in the Fiesta Bowl.

SkHankenfranzen; VTech no game. Stays at AP #22. 1 for the no drop. 18 new BRFL total. Draws Oklahoma State in something called, embarrassingly, the Camping World Bowl.

Jimbosuke; 28-21 over the Badgers in the BiG Championship game. Needing blow out wins over Meechy and Wisco to blot out the stain of That Night In Iowa City the Bucks come up short. After jumping out to a nice lead over Whisky they shot themselves in the foot a few times and needed this game-snuffing pick by Damon Webb to seal the win...

Still, a big weekend for the 'Suke. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 3 for the AP move up to #5. That's a 9 pointer and puts the Commissioner at 18 with USC in the Cotton Bowl up next.

ClemboSlice; Wash U, no game. Happy Face Clem as the AP gives him a 1 point move up to #12 and with the no drop he has a nice 2 point boost for not playing and lands at 17 in the BRFL. Got Asshole James Franklin and PSU in the Fiesta Bowl.

McLovin; Whiny ass Nick Saban practically gets down and blows the whole CFP selection committee and, surprise, it works. Bama is in, even though they got rolled by Auburn and didn't win their conference. Guess that Mercer game must have done worn those boys out. No prob. On to the CFP. The bad news? You play Clemson first. Disgracefully, Bama is moved up to #4 (after a weekend in the hot tub) and McLovin gets 2 on the weekend to go to 16 BRFL points.

CCS; Stanford falls to USC, 17-14. AP drops them 1 to #15. Minus 1 on the weekend. Still, 14 in the BRFL is a long way from where the ChyeahCS was a month or so ago. Draws a tough one, TCU, in the bowl finale.

Kitten: no game. Stay at #23 in the AP. A no drop point from the BRFL puts you at 12. Versus Texas Tech in the Birmingham Bowl.

Randing: Utah with no game. Stay at 8 BRFL points. Against West Virginia in the Zaxby's Heart of Dallas Bowl, whatever the hell that is.

Still in Negative World:

Q: Kansas State has no game. Still unranked. Minus 1 BRFL. Draws UCLA in the Cactus Bowl. A chance to finish in positive territory.

Timmy! Meechy with no game. Still at minus 6. Plays South Carolina (Gamecocks) in Tampa in the Outback Steakhouse Bowl.

KBron; No game. Still minus 7 in the BRFL. Florida is not going to a bowl. Take solace; it can't get any worse for you. Seek forgiveness for past sins that brought you to this low, low point in your football life. Repent.

Finally, this...

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Conference Championships Week 14 results

GG Week 13 Results;

Oklahoma train-wrecks TCU 41-17.
Georgia downs a beaten up Auburn squad 28 -7.
Ohio State takes down Cheesconsin 27-21.

Seannie gets only 1 to go to 37.
Randude grabs 1 to go to 28.
BroFro gets 2 and has 43.
BoSuke with the SWEEP, adds 5 and leads with 51.
DPo has 2 and totals 41.
Bridgenfraulein hauls in 1 only and has 42.
CCS nabs 2 and goes to 39.
McLovin picks up 1 and is up to 26, which sucks.
KBron reels in 2 to go to 31.
SockPuppet falls off the pace with 2 and has 48.
Snottie with one, has 29.

There is a tie for the Conference Championships Hate Haiku contest.
The tie breaker, open to everyone, will be the Hate Bama Haiku contest. Go get that major award people.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life