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Thursday, September 1, 2016

Week 1 Tilts



Look closely at this picture. What is it? It's the decapitated head of a snapper hollowed out and set on top of an LED light to serve as a center piece while Your Truly ate the rest of him. Pretty nice, huh? This is how you have fun on tiny Caribbean islands.

The opening weekend is upon us, Brethren:

Louisville blows out Charlotte, 70-14

Tennessee survives App State 20 -13. Tennessee has had their best defender ejected for targeting.

All the rest of our games are on Saturday:

Hawaii @ Meechy: Meechy 63 over Hawaii 3 At least Hawaii has the weather.

Bowlin' Green @ TOSU: TOSU 77 over Bowlin' Green 10. Total. Beat. Down.

Rutgers @ Washington: Washington 48 over Buttgers 13

Miami of Ohio @ Iowa: Iowa 45 over Miami of Ohio 31. Giving up 21  to Miami of Ohio?

LSU vs. Wisconsin @ Lambeau Field in Green Bay. Wisco 16 over LSU 14. Upset time.

UC Davis @ Oregon: Oregon 39 over UCDavis 14. So far so good, SkHank.

U Mass @ Florida (Gators): Gators 24 over UMass 7. Gators have an offense, KMan?

South Dakota State @ TCU: TCU 59 (good) over South Dakota State 41 (bad).

\Clemson @ Auburn: Clemson 19 over The Plainsman 13. War Eagle.

Boise St vs Louisianna Lafayette: Broncos 45, Rajun Cajuns 10

Miami (Fla) vs Florida A&M: Hurricanes 70, A&M 3. Total destruction.

Notre Dame @ Texas: Texas 50, Notre Dame 47 in double OT. Hell of a game.

Ole Miss @ Florida State. Rebs 34, FSU 45. Amazing comeback.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life




7 comments:

  1. I love me some Week One Tits.

    Niiiice.

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  2. Jake Butt is gonna squash those Hawaiians. They couldn't even beat Cal....
    Let the beatings begin in maniacal, Harbaugh fueled irrational fashion.

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  3. Khaki-Pants Devil Man sharts his khakis as Meechy pulls out a win in double over time on a Hawaii turnover. Then he goes shirtless to a bar in Detroit and eats a pickled puppy.

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  4. Blue Broncos buttpluggin' for BroFro

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