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Thursday, September 1, 2016
Week 1 Tilts
Look closely at this picture. What is it? It's the decapitated head of a snapper hollowed out and set on top of an LED light to serve as a center piece while Your Truly ate the rest of him. Pretty nice, huh? This is how you have fun on tiny Caribbean islands.
The opening weekend is upon us, Brethren:
Louisville blows out Charlotte, 70-14
Tennessee survives App State 20 -13. Tennessee has had their best defender ejected for targeting.
All the rest of our games are on Saturday:
Hawaii @ Meechy: Meechy 63 over Hawaii 3 At least Hawaii has the weather.
Bowlin' Green @ TOSU: TOSU 77 over Bowlin' Green 10. Total. Beat. Down.
Rutgers @ Washington: Washington 48 over Buttgers 13
Miami of Ohio @ Iowa: Iowa 45 over Miami of Ohio 31. Giving up 21 to Miami of Ohio?
LSU vs. Wisconsin @ Lambeau Field in Green Bay. Wisco 16 over LSU 14. Upset time.
UC Davis @ Oregon: Oregon 39 over UCDavis 14. So far so good, SkHank.
U Mass @ Florida (Gators): Gators 24 over UMass 7. Gators have an offense, KMan?
South Dakota State @ TCU: TCU 59 (good) over South Dakota State 41 (bad).
\Clemson @ Auburn: Clemson 19 over The Plainsman 13. War Eagle.
Boise St vs Louisianna Lafayette: Broncos 45, Rajun Cajuns 10
Miami (Fla) vs Florida A&M: Hurricanes 70, A&M 3. Total destruction.
Notre Dame @ Texas: Texas 50, Notre Dame 47 in double OT. Hell of a game.
Ole Miss @ Florida State. Rebs 34, FSU 45. Amazing comeback.
Jimbosuke,
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I love me some Week One Tits.
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Muhrica'!
ReplyDeleteJake Butt is gonna squash those Hawaiians. They couldn't even beat Cal....
ReplyDeleteLet the beatings begin in maniacal, Harbaugh fueled irrational fashion.
Khaki-Pants Devil Man sharts his khakis as Meechy pulls out a win in double over time on a Hawaii turnover. Then he goes shirtless to a bar in Detroit and eats a pickled puppy.
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