Louisville blows out Charlotte, 70-14. AP poll shows love. A 6 point rise in the poll. Plus the win and the no drop point. Add 8. Now at # 13 in the AP. Big smiley face for SeaGra.
Tennessee survives App State 20 -13. Tennessee had their best defender ejected for targeting.
Tennessee was taken out behind the woodshed by the AP Pollsters. They got the switch put cross they ass. Dropped 8 places. Minus 7 is SockPuppet's score. #17 in the AP.
Hawaii @ Meechy: Meechy 63 over Hawaii 3. At least Hawaii has the weather. Meechy has a nasty defense. Hawaii devoured and never even in this game. Meechy earns 2 point move up. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. BRFL score is 4, AP rank is #5. Does this mean Teebs! is back and ready for a championship run? Doubtful.
Bowlin' Green @ TOSU: TOSU 77 over Bowlin' Green 10. Total. Beat. Down.Q has herself a pick here. AP shows deep, soulful love. Move up 2. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 4 point weekend. #4 team in the land. Lovin' you some TJ Barrett.
Rutgers @ Washington: Washington 48 over Buttgers 13. Huskies bitch slap a not very good team with a brand new coach. AP achieves and sustains massive erection and bumps them up 6 spots. With the win point and the no drop it's an 8 pointer for Chippendale. #8 team in the country.
Miami of Ohio @ Iowa: Iowa 45 over Miami of Ohio 31. Giving up 21 to Miami of Ohio? No matter. The AP, with there habitual knee jerk jeans-cream over Iowa, gives them a moveup. Add a win and a no drop, that's a three point weekend for doing absolutely nothing. DPo giggles without shame.
LSU vs. Wisconsin @ Lambeau Field in Green Bay. Wisco 16 over LSU 14. Upset time. WTF, Les Miles? Maybe hire a quarterbacks coach? Everybody else has one. Killer Bee, you have a problem. Unfortunately he is taking the snaps for LSU. The AP hates on you. Hard. You power dive 16 spots in the AP Poll. Considering you started at minus 1 you sit now, lonely and bereft, at minus 17. Something needs to get fixed. Pronto.
UC Davis @ Oregon: Oregon 39 over UC Davis 14. So far so good, SkHank. Started at #24, remain at #24. 2 point weekend.
U Mass @ Florida (Gators): Gators 24 over UMass 7. Gators have an offense, KMan? Not enough for the AP who gores your ass with a drop out of the Top 25. A historic debacle by BRFL standards. I don't think I ever remember a new member taking the dreaded REAM on their very first game. You stand at minus 4, unranked, in a world of hurt. Joining the BRFL looking like a "questionable decision."
South Dakota State @ TCU: TCU 59 (good) over South Dakota State 41 (bad). Bad because TCU is a defense minded team. and SDSU is, well, SDSU. Punishing blow by the AP. Drops me 2. Get a point for the win. I stand unbroken and unbowed at minus 1. Fucking Gary Patterson, figure this shit out. TCU ranked #15,
Clemson @ Auburn: Clemson 19 over The Plainsman 13. Okay, here's some typical AP bullshit. Clemson, supposed to be the #2 team in the country, survives a game against unranked Auburn who was, as recently as last year, practically an SEC punching bag. You'd expect Dabo's Dildos to drop a little but you'd be wrong because the AP has a permanent boner for Clemson. They stay at #2, They get 2 BRFL points for that shit. Since McLovin' started at minus 4 he is now minus 2. Good luck living with yourself, McFoofer.
Boise St vs Louisiana Lafayette: Broncos 45, Rajun Cajuns 10. Meh. Smurf ball not ready for prime time yet, BroFro. Play somebody, then we'll talk. You have one god damn BRFL point. Still unranked, Douchenozzle.
Miami (Fla) vs Florida A&M: Hurricanes 70, A&M 3. Total destruction. Randude, flying under the radar. Okay, it's Florida A&M. But it got him a win and it got him a DIDDLE right out of the gate. 6 point weekend for the mountain man way out west in Montana. Treat yourself to an extra piece of pemmican, Hillbilly.
Notre Dame @ Texas: Texas 50, Notre Dame 47 in double OT. Hell of a game. Total bullshit missed call by the refs on the targeting of Tory Hunter, Jr. If this game had been played in South Bend there is no way that head shot would have not drawn a flag and ejection. As it is the Texas Shithorns get the win. Enjoy that carry off the field shit, Charley Strong. It's the last time it will happen this season. Notre Dame has found their quarterback. Still love the pick. AP showers hate on the Domers. Drop them 8 spots. Clem at minus 8, ranked#18
Ole Miss @ Florida State. Rebs 34, FSU 45. Amazing comeback. Jimbo Fisher knows how to adjust. He's a total asshole as well. I would have given them stugats for their performance. AP moves them up one. 3 point weekend for the Tools from Tallahasee. Started at minus 2, you're plus 1 in the BRFL, Scott. Hating.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
The win point for Florida was omitted. Should be at -4
ReplyDeleteThe -2 points for the #4 AP preseason ranking penalty was not accessed. Should be at +1
The win point for Tennessee was omitted. Should be at -7
*The -4 points for the #2 AP preseason ranking penalty was not accessed. Clemson should be at -2
ReplyDeleteThanks, Chyphillis. Commissioner a little rusty. I think if you look again though that Clemson is at minus 2. Other corrections have been made.
ReplyDeleteMy Clemson Tigers were accounted for correctly, so I suggest a penalty for the false accusation.....McLuvin"
Deletethe AP is a bullshit poll, we will play out the season under protest
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