And he is incapable of empathy. He feels no pain. He feels nothing.
Urban Meyer dreams of Harbaugh. In his dreams, Jim Harbaugh is coming for Urban Meyer. Urban tries to run but Jim Harbaugh keeps getting closer. He feels like he is running in deep sand. Jim Harbaugh comes after him every night. Every night. He feels the weight of a hundred elephants on his chest. "Relentless", he gasps in is sleep. "The man is relentless". Sleep will not come soon for Urban Meyer.
Mrs. Urban Meyer changes sweat soaked bed sheets every morning. She wishes Urban would go back to banging coeds and be done with this "Harbaugh thing" of his. There is little sleep for Mrs. Urban Meyer, too.
Because he has those shark-like dead eyes?
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Urban Meyer dreams of Harbaugh. In his dreams, Jim Harbaugh is coming for Urban Meyer. Urban tries to run but Jim Harbaugh keeps getting closer. He feels like he is running in deep sand. Jim Harbaugh comes after him every night. Every night.
He feels the weight of a hundred elephants on his chest. "Relentless", he gasps in is sleep. "The man is relentless". Sleep will not come soon for Urban Meyer.
Mrs. Urban Meyer changes sweat soaked bed sheets every morning. She wishes Urban would go back to banging coeds and be done with this "Harbaugh thing" of his. There is little sleep for Mrs. Urban Meyer, too.
The Devil wears khakis. Jim Harbaugh is the devil. He is pure evil. "Apologize" is not in his playbook.
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