GG Bowls: Chapter 6 and 7 Results.

Chapter 6 Results:

Texas A&M over WVU. God damn it.
Clemson blows out Oklahoma. Fuck you, Bob Stoops.
Arkansas over Texas, surprising no one. Except Q.

One Sweeper: SockPuppet; Grabs 5 and moves up to second place.

New Numbers:

SeaScum: 80, Snottie: 80
DPo: 79, SockPuppet: 79
QLove: 70, McLuv:70
BroFro: 69 (I always suspected this, Paul)
BoSuke: 67
CCS: 66
ClemboSlut: 55
RandCock: 52
Teeba: Still 10. Shocking.

Moving on.

GG Bowls. Ownership round.

Crazy Les Miles lets us all down ('cept Randy). Especially SkHank; LSU loses to ND on late FG.

Georgia drubs Louisville, 37-14. A most satisfying game. Blood on blood, as Snottie says.

Of note the BullDongs have now made McLovin' suffer two years in a row. They won't stop kicking the man. Geo loses their #1 QB near the end of the 1st half but a heapin' helpin' of Nick Chubb, Sony Michel and the White Guy pounds the birds into goo. Nice.

Stanford 45, Maryland 21. Kind of a mismatch. Congrats to Q$exy.

One guy swept: RanDingle. 10 point bonanza.

New numbers:

SeaGra: 86, Spottie: 86
DPoon: 85, Sockn'Balls: 85
BroFro with a 6 pull: 75
BoSuke(6): 73
CCS(6): 72, McLickin'(6): 72
QWoman: 70. Mysterious no entry hurts. Did I miss a text?
Randude: 62
ClemboSlice: 59
Teeblations: 10

On to New Year's Eve. No owners in this one. 1 for each game, 5 for the sweep.

Jimbosuke

GG Chapter 8: New Year's Eve

Check it out, New Year's revelers:

Ole Miss v TCU
Ol' Rebs v Bible Pounders
Atlanta, GA

Boise State v Arizona
Revenge of Rich Rod or Pony Redemption song?
Glendale, AZ

Mississippi State v G Tech
Dork Prescock v the Bumble Bees
Miami, FL

No ownership. Each game worth 1.
5 for the sweep.

Pick and choose, Homeskittles.

Jimbosuke

GG Chapter 7: Ownership

GG Chapter 7:

LSU v Notre Dame
Nashville, TN
3 PM.

SkHank owns LSU. Pick this game correctly, get 2.

Georgia v Louisville
Charlotte, NC
6:30 PM

Jimbosuke owns Georgia.
McLovin' owns Louisville.
Pick this game correctly, pick up 4.

Maryland v Stanford
Santa Clara, CA
10 PM

Q $exy owns Stanford.
Pick the winner, get 2.

Sweep all three and you get 10.

Let's go.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowls: Chapter 6. December 29.

Okay, now who does this look like? Before he starts talking, and minus the hateful Alabama gear, just tell me who this looks like. You can put your vote in with your picks.

Also, good luck listening to this asshole. He's another in a long list of reasons why you should always hate the Tide, under any circumstances. Unconditionally hate the Tide.

BTW, this douchebag made one of these selfie videos for the Oklahoma v Bama Sugar Bowl last year. How'd that work out, RedNeck? (Actually, he makes these all the time. It's his "job" I guess. This and blowing other dudes at truck stops).

Texas A&M v West Virgina U
Memphis, TN
2 PM

Oklahoma U v Clemson(#17)
Orlando, FL
5:30 PM

Arkansas Razorbacks v Texas Longhorns
Houston, TX
9 PM

No BRFLer owns any of these teams and they are minor bowls. 1 for each win, 5 for the sweep.

GG Bowls marching on.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowls, Chapter 5 Results

Cincinnati takes a douche dive. Va Tech 37- Cincy 17
Arizona State 36 over Duke 31. No sugar for Clemsan.
South Carolina 24 - Miami U 21. Ol'BallSack still got some lead in his pencil.
Penn State 31- Boston College 39, OT. Highlights above.
USC outlasts determined Nebraska, 45-42. Happy dayz for SockPuppet.

Remember if you got the Duke game and the USC game you picked up 2 points each.

Nobody swept due to unforeseen Va. Tech bullshit.

SeaCrack, Q, Snottie, DPo, Randude all scored 6.

New Numbers:

SeaPull: 79
Snot: 78
DPhucket: 77
Sock n' Balls: 74
Q$exy: 70
McLubin': 68, BroFiddle: 68
'BoSuckee: 66
CCSchlong: 65
ClemCox: 54
Randong: 50
Teeba: 10 and still MIA.

Onward.

Jimbosuke

Harbaugh to Meechy

Not official. Yet.
What's YOUR deal?

Jimbosuke

GG Chapter 4 Results

GG Chapter 4 results:

La. Tech stomps Illinois. BiG shame.
Rutgers blows out N. Carolina. BiG glory.
NCState dominates UCF. Being Blake Bortles. Not.

No sweeps.

Sock, ClemFuckee and Jimbosuke score 2 each.

New Numbers:

SeaScum: 73. Hurt by no entry in Chapter 4.
Snottie: 72. Liberace uber alles.
DPo: 71. The  only one to see value in NCState. Otherwise a dumbass.
Sock n' Balls: 70. Clawing his way back. Train keep a rollin'.
McCrackin': 65, Competitive. Eating healthy. Not drinking too much. Feeling good about himself.
Q Luv: 64. Again, no entry hurts. What's going on with you?
BroBlow: 64. Disappointing performance.
Jimbosuke: 62. Coming on strong. Universally loved and admired.
CSuckAss: 60. Naught into naught equals naught. So much for your comeback.
ClemNutz: 49. Tulips on my asshole.
RanPooch: 44. Blog challenged butt bleed bodes ill.
Thole: 10. Hell and damnation.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowls, Chapter 5: Saturday Night

Big weekend.

Here's the deal:

As with the BYU game, games that are "owned" by a BRFLer pay double.
Hence, the Duke game and the USC game are worth 2 points each.

There are 5 games on this card. Sweep them, you pick up 12.
Any other combo, 1 for each win other than a USC or Duke win, which are worth 2.
So, you could not sweep and still pick up 6.

Games:

Cincy v Va. Tech
Annapolis, MD
1 PM

Arizona St. v Duke
El Paso, TX
2 PM

Miami U v So. Carolina
Shreveport, LA
3:30

Boston College v Penn State
NYC, NY
4:30

Nebraska v USC (#24)
San Diego, CA
8 PM

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowls, Chapter 3 Results. Chippewas Try Some Shit.

Central Meechy goes down swingin':

There was one (1) sweeper. McLovin'. 

So like a God.

8 points due unto him.

New numbers:

SeaGra: 73.

Snottie: 71. Hurt by the miscue on the first 2 games.

DPo: 70.

SockPup: 68.

Q Love: 64. McLovin': 64. Suddenly you are a citizen, McLovin'.

BroFro: 63. Costly error on the Navy game. I say again: Never bet against a service academy.

CCS: 60; 'Bosuke: 60

ClemboSlice: 47

Randoober: 44. Had the Chippewas.

Teeblation: 10. Good God, Man. What has happened?

Onward, My People.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowls: Chapter Four. December 26.

Chapter Four. Day after Xmas:

Illinois v Louisiana Tech.
Dallas, Texas.
1 PM

Rutgers Scarlet Knights v North Carolina Blue Devils
Detroit, Meechy
4:30 PM

NC State v U Central Florida
St. Petersburg, Florida
8 PM

1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl.
Mind Freak said it best: Never bet against a service academy.

True that.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowls Chapter 2: Brawlarama

GG Dawn of the Bowls Chapter 2 results;

Air Force over W. Meechy. I was the only one to get this game wrong. Had to scratch SockPuppet's pick due to late entry in a game that was dominated by the Falcons start to finish.
Bowling Green over South Alabama. A sweep bustin' game.
Memphis over BYU in 2 OTs and a major riot afterwards. Hey, it's Miami. Fights happen.

6 of you picked the BYU game right. 2 points for that.

3 sweeps:
SeanSack (perfect picking over the first 6 bowl games. Nice.)
DPo
Q Woman, coming on strong.

New totals:

SeanSack: 71. Back to back sweeps make him the new leader.
Snottie: 70
DPo: 67
SockPuppet: 66
Q: 62
BroFro: 60
Jimbosuke: 59, wrong in all three games.
CCS: 58; McLovin':  58
Clem: 45
Randude: 42
Teeba: 10

Jimbosuke

GG Dawn of the Bowls; Chapter 1 results

Catching up on GG Bowl results so far;

Chapter 1:

 LA Lafayette takes down Nevada. Ruined a lot of potential sweeps.
Utah State dumps UTEP.
Utah outlasts Colorado State.

Sweeps for SeaBiscuit, Jimbosuke and BroFro.

New totals:

Snottie 67
SeaBisc 66
Sock 65
DPo 62
Jimbosuke 59; BroFro 59
Q 57
CCS 57
McLovin' 55
ClemSuckeeFuckee 45
Randude 42
Teeba 10

Next post for Chapter 2, in which the South Alabama coach gets his nose broken.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Bowls: Chapter 3

GG Bowlapalooza rolls on. CAN'T STOP THIS TRAIN!

4 games in this Chapter. 2 on Tuesday, 2 on Wednesday:

Tuesday

Marshall Thundering Herd v N. Illinois Huskies

Boca Raton, FL

6 PM

Navy v San Diego State

San Diego, CA

9:30 PM

Wednesday

Central Meechy U v Western Kentucky

Nassau, The Bahamas

noon

What the fuck?! The Bahamas?! Sheeit.

Fresno State v Rice

Honolulu, HI

8 PM

Here's the deal: Get all 4 right, grab 8 points. 1 for each win. 

GG Bowls: Chapter 2

Western Meechy v Air Force
Boise, Idaho
Saturday @ 5:45

Southern Alabama v Bowling Green
Montgomery, AL
Saturday @ 9:15

BYU v Memphis
Miami, Fla.
Monday, Dec 22, @ 2 PM

1 for each win, 2 for the BYU game, 5 for the sweep.

Roll 'em.

Jimbosuke

Jimmay

Alright, alright, alright.

GG post-season: Chapter 1: Dawn of the Bowls

December 20 Games, Brethren:

11 AM: Nevada v Louisiana Lafayette. New Orleans, LA.

2:20 PM Utah St. v U Texas El Paso (UTEP). Albuquerque, NM

3:30 PM Utah v Colorado State. Las Vegas, Nevada.

1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.

Let's go, People.

Jimbosuke

GG Results: Week 16

Navy 17 - Army 10.

One point each for McLovin', SeaBiscuits, CCS, DPo, BroPube, ClemSuckee, Sock

New Standings:

Snottie 65

CockPuppet 64

SeaScrote 61

DPoon 60

Q 56

Chipsux 55

McLovinItAnal 54 'Bosuke 54 BroPoundsIt 54

ClemFuckee 43

Randgina 42

TSkeezer 10

Next up, GG Bowls. 

Heismaniac: The Moment.

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2014/12/heisman_trophy_2014_final_voti.html

Above is a link to a breakdown of the Heisman voting for 2014.

Most significantly, after all 929 ballots were counted, the three finalists recieved the following vote totals:

M Mariota: 788 first place votes, 74 people voted him second place, 22 third place votes. Yes, this does not add up to 929. Meaning some people actually did not put him on their ballot at all. Still, 788 first place votes translates to some ungodly number of Heisman points in the Heisman scoring system. He won big.

Amari Cooper: 49 first place votes, 280 second, 316 third.

Melvin Gordon: 37 first, 432 second, 275 third. Actually more points than Cooper.

Most every BRFLer had Mariota #1 on their ballots, receiving the most first place votes. No one came as close as Paul, aka BroP. He had him down for 650.7 first placers. Only a few had Melvin Gordon on their ballots, Q, Sock, Jimbosuke. In the beginning Heismaniac cared about how many finalists a BRFLer had on his or her ballot. But then, after I made some high profile mistakes and took a tremendous amount of shit about them, we scrapped that. I think we should go back to it but that will have to wait for a vote at this year's payout.

So, congratulations, Paul. Chip, where did you get your numbers from? They don't agree with what I got. I did not watch the ceremony (too boring.) Paul, the bad news is that you only bagged about 80 bucks this year as we did not have full participation in Heismaniac. Also, Ladies and Gents, I neglected to collect any money in advance for side bets like Heismaniac and GG. Heismaniac is ten bucks, but only if you sent in a ballot, GG is the richer game. $20.

Okay, now I am going to sit back and wait for the objections and disagreements.

Jimbosuke

Auburn Taps Muschamp for DC

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/12021731/will-muschamp-agreed-become-auburn-tigers-defensive-coordinator

Big news for Snottie.
War Eagle.
Looks like Auburn just took care of their defense problem.

He wasn't much of a head coach but he's a dern gud defense coach.

Jiimbosuke

GG: Service Academy Edition

This weekend...

One game...

GG: Service Academy Edition.

Army v. Navy. Army is a 2 touchdown dog.

Pick Navy and they win, get a point in GG. Pick Army and they win, get 3 points in GG.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke

The Road to the Bowls

Okay, BRFLers. This is where you're heading:

BroFro: BYU v Memphis U. Miami Beach Bowl  Miami, Fla, your ol' stompin' ground. 12/22 @ 2 PM. ESPN.

ClemSuckeeFieDolla: Arizona State v Duke. Meh. Hyundai Sun Bowl. El Paso, TX. 12/27 @ 2. CBS.

'Braska v #24 USC. Huskers without lunatic HeadMan. No chance against the surging Troymen. Nat'l University Holiday Bowl. San Diego, CA 12/27 @ 8. ESPN

SkHank: Notre Dame v #23 LSU Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl. Nashville, TN. 12/30 @ 3. ESPN. I see the Tigers blowing the doors off the Domers. Should see a little boost in the polls.

#13 Georgia v Louisville. 'BoSuke v BroSuke. Belk Bowl. Charolotte, NC. 12/30 @ 6:30 ESPN. There will be shit talk going into this one.

Q: Maryland v Stanford. The Cardinal slaps the Terps around in the Foster Farms Bowl. Is this a new bowl? What is "Foster Farms"? Farms from bad homes that end up somewhere else? Sanata Clara, Ca 12/30 @ 10. ESPN.

#19 Auburn v #18 Wisconsin. Wisky coach takes a powder (Oregon State?!), Melvin Gordon declares for the draft. Teeba suicide watch. Outback Bowl. Got to like the Plainsmen in this one. Tampa, Fla. 1/1. @ 12 noon, ESPN2

#8 Meechy State v #5 Baylor. Snottie head to head with SeaBiscuits. Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic. Why suddenly is it a "Classic"? Arlington, TX. 1/1 @ 12:30. ESPN.

CCS: Iowa v Tennessee. Tennessee has like 11 freshman starting on both sides of the ball. I'll take Tennessee in this one. Taxslayer Bowl. Jacksonville, Fla. 1/2 @ 3:20. ESPN. Tickets still available.

Randude: #11 Kansas State v #14 UCLA. UCLA kind of went off the rails there down the stretch. Can they get their act together and prevent you from bagging yet another BRFL Coveted Commissioner's Cup? Valero Alamo Bowl. San Antonio, TX 1/2 @ 6:45. ESPN.

Each of these bowls earns 2 points for the win. This year the College Playoff System replaced the old BCS bowls, of which there were 4. Now there are only three games that would have paid more than two BRFL points: the first two games in the playoff and the championship. None of us got there. 

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

BRFL Week 15 Results

Conference Championship Weekend.

Randy still on top. Lost to Baylor. Drops 2 in the AP. Stiffed by the CFP. 27.

McLovin'. Good Lord. No game but AP shuffles the deck. 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. Sits at second with 22. In a million years I did not see you at second place this season.

Snottie. Keeps choppin' wood. 1 for the no drop. 21. Ergo-Man and Liberace breakup may have to wait.

SeaBiscuit. Baylor downs KState. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Major bend-over by "the committee". 20.

'Bosuke. Idle Georgia. 1 for the no drop. Reshuffling gives me 2 (Thanks, AP!). 19.

BroFro'. Naught into naught on this quiet weekend for BYU. Still hangin' around at 11.

DutchBoy. Duke naught. Clem with 9.

Teeba. Wisco power plunge. Ass-beat in Indianapolis. Minus 6 on the weekend. Thought the AP took it kind of easy on you. 8.

CCS. Naught. Iowa at 7.

SkHank. 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. 6 now for the WHanker.

DPo. Meechy. Head Man search continues. Calling Lane Kiffin. 5.

SockPuppa. No game. No no drop. DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! Lands at 24. 6 point weekend. Noses into positive numbers. 3.

Negative territory:

Stanford. 0 + 0 = 0. Minus 6, Q.

Playoffs and bowls are next. We have nobody in the CFPlayoff. But, of course, we'll all be cheering for the MEN OF THE SCARLET AND GRAY!
Death to Saban and Alabama.
Death.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 15 Results.

Good evening, Friends.

What a gratifying GG. My oh my. Such fun.

Snottie, the new leader, with the sweep. Rings up a nice 25 on the weekend. Nice pull, Homeslice. Of course it helped that you had faith in TOSU. A 4 point dog to Wisconsin.
You have 64, Friendo.

Sock Puppet. You took  home 8. Missed the sweep because, well, I think we know why you missed the sweep. Don't we? Looking at YOU, "Billy".
63 is your total.

SeaSack. Again, 8 is a respectable showing. You now have 60. Wisky disappointed you perhaps?

DPullDong. 59. 8 point weekend. Picked every game but the Wisconsin game. Huh. So wierd,

Q. 8 pointer. 56. So confident on the phone as you boldly picked the Badgers. How'd that work out for you?

CCS. 6 points. You have 54. You are an unclean blaspheming Badger picking sinner.
Jimbosuke, fix him, ye, a sandwich of bacon, lettuce and tomato, takes home 9. Go Bucks.
Your Commissioner has 54.

BroFro. 8. 53. How the mighty have fallen. If only you hadn't been duped by all that "Wisconsin O-line is so dominant" bullshit. Melvin Gordon selling Paul Bunyan's axe to buy some oxys.
McLuvin'. 9 for you, My Brother. Why the fuck did you pick GTech? You led  me astray. I will soon pound your face with a hammer. Keep that Buckeye love coming though, My Man. You have 53.

Randoggie. You did well in GG this weekend. 11. Feels good to get 5 for an upset don't it, Bro'?
You popped up to 42 and you are knocking on some doors.
ClemboSlice. Take your douching and begone, AssSmell Heretic. You bagged 6 and were lucky to get that. Your pick in the Wisconsin game was shameful to say the least. You have 42. I feel let down by you.

Timmy! Naught. 10. Words fail me.

On to the playoffs, Brethren.

Jimbosuke


Oregon 51 - 'Zona 15
'Bama 42 - Mizzou 13
Wisconsin 0 - THE Ohio State University 59
Kansas State 27 - Baylor 35
FSU 37 - G Tech 35

BRFL Week 14 Results, Randude Pulls Away

Week 14 Results.

KState 51, Kansas 13. 4 point weekend pumps Randude up to 29.

McLovin'. Yes, that McLovin'. This fucker had no more than a snowball's chance a few months ago and here he is, logging in at #2, with a resurgent Louisville Cardinals squad.
Louisville 44, Kentucky 40 in a gloriously fight-marred contest. AP love gives him 5 total. 20.

McLovin' has a butt-buddy in the #2 position: Snottie.
Sparty 34, Penn St. 10. 1 for the win, 3 for the move up, 1 for the no drop. 20.

Next up, SeaGra. Baylor 48, TTech 46. Baylor signal caller out with a concussion in this one. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, naught for not moving up: 18. Say hello to Mr. Liberace, SeanniePants.

Georgia Tech 30, Georgia 24 in OT. Jimbosuke, perfume his manly beard with roses and buttermilk, takes a nasty tumble. AP hating on His Majesty. Minus 7 weekend. 16.

Tbone. What do we really know about him? Precious little. Wisconsin 34, Minnesota 24. The Badgers walk away with Paul Bunyan's axe. 5 point weekend. 14 for the Teeser.

BYU 42, Cal 35. BroFro and his kryptonite testes continue to crawl up from the grave. How can this be happening? Why am I so disappointed that he's not taking a serious bath? 11 points for this guy.

The Bearded Clem. Duke 41,Wake Forest 21. 1 for the win. For ClemboSlice, this is a successful season. Logs in at 9. He'll go to a bowl. He's going to be okay. Probably undergo a profound and awkward personality change after finishing in the black two years in a row. We'll just have to deal with it.

Nebraska 37, Iowa 34. Corndogs over CornPone. Farewell, Bo Pellini. Naught into naught equals naught on the weekend. CCS at 7.

TOSU 42, Meechy 28. It was a lot closer than that. DPo goes naught for the weekend. Still has 5. Good news, bad news: You lost to TOSU. But you are now free of Dave Brandon and Brady Hoke. Things can only get better.

DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! LSU 23, Texas A&M 17. WHank rolls and heads to the north of negative territory. 1 for the win. 2 for the landing @ 23. 5 for the Diddle. 8 point weekend leaves him at +4.

Negative Territory:

USC 49, Notre Dame 14. Here is some AP bullshit at it's finest. The AP has a perpetual boner for the Domers. We all know this. USC is the AP yo-yo team of the century. True. Yet, when the Troymen whup they ass o' Notre Dame they get no diddle? 1 for the win. SockPuppet at minus 3.

Stanford 31, (#8) UCLA 10. Now, what the fuck, right? Stanford is winning every week. They score a huge upset over a top ten team. Yet...NO AP LOVE. Doesn't make sense. 1 for the win. Q-babe lives at minus 6.

A Bientot, Bros,

Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life

Week 15

Damn Wisconsin to Hell.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 14 Results

GG Week 14 Results;

The Douche Remains the Same.

Sock only nets 2 (strong pick on the TOSU game, Amigo): 55.
SeaGra hangs in. But grabs 3 (pussy?): 53.
DPo rising. Nabs 7 in strong showing. 51. If there only was a GG Liberace....
CCS. Snags 3. Solid @ 48.
Q-Babe. She is Woman. Hear her roar: pulls down 5. 48.
'Bosuke. Big weekend. Plucks 7. 45.
BroFro. Fading to black. Deuce. 45. Tied with the 'Suke.
McLovin'. Love his moxie. Big 7. Back from the dead with 43.
Snottie. Respectable representin'. 6. 39.
ClemboSlice. Yesterday's news, Bitchsicle. 3. 36.
Randudemeister. Mr. Nowhere. Dos. 31.
Tjizz. What went wrong this year, Teeba? Naught. 10.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 15: Conference Championships

Republicans in Congress threaten government shut down.
Russia slides into recession.
ISIS continues anti-social behavior.

GG MARCHES ON!

GG Week 15 - Conference Championships.

Here's the play, My People:
2 for each win. Upsets pay 5 each. Sweep (can you IMAGINE?!) pays 25.

PAC-12 Championship: Arizona(#11) vs. Oregon(#2). Santa Clara, Ca. Oregon favored by 13.5.
BiG Champs: Wisco(#14) vs. TOSU(#6, MEN OF THE SCARLET & GRAY!). Indianapolis, Indiana. Wisconsin by 4. Told ya' so.
SEC Champs: Alabama(#1, fuck you, Nick Saban) vs. Missouri(#17). Atlanta, GA. 'Bama by 14.5.
ACC Champs: Florida State(#3) vs. GeoTech(#12). Charlotte, NC. FSU by 4.

Kansas State(#11) @ Baylor(#7). Not an official conference championship but that's what this game amounts to. Too close to call, no favorite. Pick this and pick up 2 points and get that much closer to the sweep.

Roll the bones.

Results of last week's action coming.

Jimbosuke