GG Week 13 Games

GG Week 13 Games;

#9 Penn State @ #2 Ohio State. Noon, Fox. Drive the team across the field, show them Ohio's here.
Unranked Texas Longhorns @ #13 Baylor. 3:30 FS1.
Unranked UCLA @ unranked USC,m 3:30 ABC/

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 12 Results

There's trouble in Texas. 

GG Week 12 results;

Georgia 21, Auburn 14. Not cool. I'm about done with Gus Mahlzan.
Wake Forest 3, Clemson 52. Minnesota v Iowa would have been a better GG game. On me.
Oklahoma 34, Baylor 31 in a comeback for the ages. The Apocalypse came to Waco. They were not ready.

BroFro; SWEEP! Son. Of. A. BITCH. Again with the sweep?! 5 to go to 46.
DPo; SWEEP! There's no quit in this Bitch. Keeping it interesting. 5 to go to 37.
CCS; Boned on the Auburn game. 2 to go to 34.
Q; Baylor choke job dooms your potential sweep. 2 to go to 32.
KBronie; Home field advantage my ass. 1 to go to 30.
Jimbosuke; Mr. Bad Decisions rides again. 1 to go to 30.
McLovin; Same shit. It's genetic, apparently. 1 to go to 29. Ha, Fucker, got you by a point.
SeannieG; The comeback kid but shit upon by the Plainsmen. 2 to go to 29.
Timmy!; You could have swept but... Baylor. 2 to go to 29.
Rhonda; You could have been somebody but...Baylor. 2 to go to 29.
Snottie; Nice going. But the Homer pick tripped you up. Bitch. 2 to go to 27.
Kitten; SWEEP! Bueno, Mi Amigo! 5 to go to 32. Suddenly you're somebody.
Obama; SWEEP! Where the fuck did this come from? You're not a zero, you're a fucking hero. 5 to go to 28.
SkHank; You miserable, miserable douche. SWEEP! 5 to go to 28.
SockPuppet; SWEEP! 5 to go to 27. Honestly, I'd throw in the towel at this point.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life*

*Playing hurt because my dog stepped on my open  right eye this morning and I'm right eye dominant. Sorry for any typos.

BRFL Week 11 Results

Whoa. Almost forgot Week 11.

Here it is, down and dirty;

Jimbosuke; Utah with the bye. No AP love. 1 for the no drop. Apocalyptic confrontation with Q could be in my future. +1 on the week. 24 total.

Q; Oregon with the bye week. In the playoff conversation. 1 for the no drop. AP showers +1 love upon you. +2 weekend. +22 total. Concerning.

Ronde; Virginia outlasts GTech 33 - 28 and it's 1 for the win. Total is +10. Tickle the ivories, Liberaceite.

KBron; Florida with the ass-whuppin' of Vandy, 56 - naught. 1 for the win. Mysteriously, AP drops you one. What the fuck, AP? 0 on the weekend. +8 the total.

CCS; The Alabama Strategy is taking on water. LSU 46, Bama 41. -2 only from the AP. Playoffs still possible. +6 the total.

Timmy!; Notre Dame 38 over basketball school Duke, 7. Why does Duke bother? Dunno'! Weekend is a wash at 0 as the AP drops you 1 just for fun. +6 the total.

McLovin; Clemson 55, NC State 10. This qualifies as a "test" for the fighting Dabos, according to the AP. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +1 on the move up, just so they can be sure to make the playoffs to make little Dabo happy. 3 pointer on the weekend. +6 total.

BroFro; Army carpet bombs UMass, 63 - 7. Either UMass totally sucks or they've figured something out in the sealed bunkers on the Hudson. 1 for the win. +4 your score.

Snottie; Meechy with the bye. That's when they're most dangerous. 1 for the no drop. +3 the total.

SeannieG; Somethin's not right in Norman. Oklahoma sneaks by Iowa State 42 - 41. What happened to all that magic Alex Grinch was supposed to be working with the Sooner defense? Red Alert: Alex Grinch is the same douche that helped Greg Schiano turn Ohio State's defense into a laughing bag shit show. 1 for the win. AP says, 'no, Bitch', drops you 1. Weekend is a wash at 0. +2 your total.

DPo; Cal 33, Washington State 20. Have the Huskies just, well, given up? Another weekend of zeros. You still have Zero. 00000000000000. 0.

SkHank; Back to your losing ways. Stanford 13, Colorado 16. Just a shitty pick this year. Zeroes wash over you. You remain a total 0. That is your score. Zero. 0.

Kitten; UCF bested by Tulsa 34 - 31. Ugh. What the hell happened to the old invincible UCF team? They are suddenly everybody's punching bag. Zero all weekend long. Stay at - 3.

Obama; Oh my God. DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! Texas 27, KState 24. 1 for the win. Texas comes busting into the AP at #22, that's good for +3, +5 for the DIDDLE!, a +9 weekend bonanza. LIFE! I give you LIFE! Minus 1 the total.

SockPuppet; Nebraska with the BYE. Might use the bye week to turn the season around and start beating teams by 60+ points. Pigs might fly out my asshole as well. Zeroes. Minus 7. Sad.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 12 Games

GG Week 12 Games;

#5 Georgia Bulldogs @ #13 Auburn
3:30 PM. A chance for the Plainsmen to set up an epic Iron Bowl.

Unranked Wake Forest @ #3 Clemson
3:30 PM ABC. Bet the ranch people, this is your kind of game.

#10 Oklahoma @ #12 Baylor
What has happened to Oklahoma? Is Baylor good? Dunno'! You tell me, Genius.

1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 11 Results

GG Week 11 Results;

The Minnesota Golden Gophers over Penn State, 31 -26. Ski-U-Mah!
LSU topples 'Bama in Tuscaloosa, 46 - 41. Joe Fucking Burrow.
Wisconsin downs the Iowa Hawkeyes 24 - 22. Kirk Ferentz is overpaid.

There were NO sweeps this week as the best any GGer could do was get 2 out of 3.

BroFro; 1 to go to 41.
DPo; 1 to go to 32.
CCS; 1 to climb to a share of 2nd place with 32.
Q; 1 to get 30. Slips a spot.
KBron; 1 to go to 29.
Jimbosuke; 1 to go to 29. Still in striking distance. If BroFro dies or something.
McLovin; 2. Nailed the Gophers game. Moves up to 28.
SeannieG; 1 to go to 27. Off year, Bitch?
Timmy!; 1 to go to 27. Meh.
Rhonda; 2 to go to 27. Nice pull on the Gophers.
Kitten; 2 to go to 27.
Snottie; 1 to go to 25.
Obama; 1 to go to 23. Hope is at a premium here.
SkHank; 2 to go to 23. You got 2 and you only reached 23?! Suck much?
SockPuppet; 2 to go to 22. Week in and week out you find a way to be last. Cool.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

BRFL Week 10 Results

Jimbosuke; Utah 33 @ Washington 28. Tyler Huntley cannot be killed. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +3 weekend. +23 on the season. 

Q, The Power Woman; Oregon hangs 56 on USC (24) on the road. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Huge favor done to the Utes as USC is now a 2 division-loss team. It's all about me. +2 for the week. +20 on the season. 

Ronde': Virginia Cavs on the road at UNC, pull the win 38 - 31. 1 for the win. Total +9. Liberace time.

KBronie; Florida 17, UGA 24. A tough afternoon between the hedges. AP is merciless. Minus 4 on the weekend. +8 the new total

CCS; Bama with the bye week (naturally) as they get ready for LSU. Saban spotted searching for spare parts for Tua's legs. 1 for the no drop. +8 the total. 

Timmy! Notre Dame 21 in a squeaker over Va. Tech 20. This season is headed to a dark place. Still. Here we are. 1 for the no drop. 1 for the win. 1 for the move up. +6 on the season. Maybe not so dark after all.

BroFro; Army 13 @ Air Force 17. Zeroes across the board. You have officially gone over a cliff. +3 is the total.

McLovin; Clemson 59 over Wofford 14. WTF is "Wofford"? I know they are a college out of Spartanburg, SC but, really? Wofford? Their web page leads off with a picture of a guy stuffing a copper head snake into a plastic tube. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +3 the total.

Seannie G; OU with the bye week. But. 1 for the no drop. 1 from AP love. +2 weekend. Coincidentally your total is +2. I don't really feel like you have an ounce of mojo right now, Tool.

Snottie; Well, well. scUM beats the shit out of Maryland 38 -7 and everybody in Ann Arbor is all giggles and bouncing boobs. Reality check: Maryland is really bad this year. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, no love from the AP. +2 weekend. +2 total.

DPo; Washington State bye week. At zero, no one can hear you scream. Zero + zero = zero. On the season. 

SkHank; Stanford with the bye. Is there a more meaningless team on the list this year? I could fucking care less if they play or not. Zeroes (again) across the board. So tedious. 0 is the total, too. As it should be.

Kitten; UCF smothers Houston, 44 - 29. 1 for the win. Puts a dent in that minus 4. Minus 3 the new total. Like, I really don't have any words for your shit predicament.

SockPuppet; Pity is what I feel. Purdue, injury plagued Purdue, tops the Cornholers 31- 27. Well, does it matter that it was a road game? Fuck no. Nebraska was once a dominant program. What the hell is going on? Scott Frost having Willie Taggert bad dreams. Zeros. Minus 7 on the season. "Catastrophe "doesn't even begin to describe it. 

Obama; Oh, God. A bye week. Zeros across the board looking pretty good right now. Dead last at minus 10. I mean, like, condolences. Really. I mean that. Minus 10.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 10 Results

GG Week 10;

Georgia 24 over Florida 17.
Utah 33 on the road over Washington 28.
Memphis downs the Ponies 54 - 48 in Memphis.

BroFro; Damn him. SWEEP! Incredibly, the Bro is at 40. I have to go back and count his sweeps.
DPo; Dogging the Bro. Not giving up. SWEEP! 5 to go to 31. No quit in this Bitch.
CCS; Climbing the ladder. Not fucking around. SWEEP! 5 to go to 31. Spooning with the 'Po.
Q; Serious misstep on the Utah game costs you a sweep. 2 to go to 29. Try 3rd place, Sinner.
KBronieManWoman; Homer pick haunts the KMan. 2 to go to 28. Season in ruins. Maybe.
Bosuke; Believed in the Gators. Got fucked. 2 to go to 28. Hating on Fromme. Hating.
SeannieG; One legged man in an ass kicking contest. Zero. Pathetic. Stay at 26, Tool.
Timmy!; Almost as bad but at least you went with the Utes. 1 to go to 26.
McLovin; 2 out of three ain't bad. It's not that good either. 2 to go to 26,
Rhonda; 2 to go to 25. SMU/Memphis was an impossible pick and you missed it. Sad.
Kitten; 2 to go to 25. Tripped up by the Mustangs/Tigers contest. Disappointing performance.
Snottie; Making a move. SWEEP! 5 to go to 24. What's gotten into this Douche?
Obama; One. Seriously? You're season is running on fumes. 22.
SkHank; 2 to go to 21. You picked Washington. Be damned.
SockPuppet; On-going tragedy. You, too, picked Washington. Cost you a sweep. 2 to go to 20.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG week 11 Games

Run, Forest, run. 

Some good ones this week:

#5 Penn State @ #13 Minnesota Golden Gophers.
Noon, ABC

#1 LSU Tigers @ #2 Alabama. CCS sweaty undies.
3:30, CBS

#18 Iowa Hawkeyes @ #16 Wisconsin. Kirk vs. Chryst in Camp Randall.
4 PM, FOX

One for the win, 5 for the sweep.

Roll the bones,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 9.5 Results

"Abram lived in the land of Canaan, while Lot lived among the cities of the plain and pitched his tents near Sodom. Now the people of Sodom were wicked and were sinning greatly against the LORD. The LORD said to Abram after Lot had parted from him, " Look around from where you are, to the north and south, to the east and west. All the land I will give to you and your offspring forever."

Jimbosuke; Utah beats the piss out of Cal, 35 - 0. A damaged Tyler Huntley goes 11/17, 214 yds and 1 TD while Zach Moss breaks some more all time Utah rushing records, just for laughs. The AP smiles upon the Utes. +3 move up. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. 5 point weekend. Total +20.

Q: How good does this season feel? Cameron Lewis, true freshman kicker, with the walk-off 29 yd FG to down Washington State 37-35 in Eugene. Your RB, CJ Verdell with epic stats: 257 yds, 3 TDs on just 23 totes. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP has thunderous orgasm and drops +4 more on the Ducks. +6 weekend. Q, you have +18.

Komronovich; Bye week. Gators rest up pool-side with the Liberachero. Teams above you lose. One for the no drop, 1 for the AP move up. Total +12. At least for now the old piano pounder is back where he belongs.

Rhonda; Louisville 28, Virginia 21. WTF? What started as a promising season for the Cavs is turning into a steaming pile of shit. Is Bobby Petrino still the coach at Louisville? Wait. Did he get fired. Still. He's a world class douche. Anyway. Zeros across the board. Tread water at +8. Depressing much?

CCS; Arkansas 7, 'Bama 48. Mac Jones 13/22, 235 yds and 3 TDs. Really? Does it matter who plays QB for Alabama? Not against Arkansas apparently. 1 for the win. Mysterious minus one from the AP. Naught on the weekend. Stay at +7.

BroFro; San Jose State 34, Army 29. When did Army go off a cliff? Me not know. But, Brojito, you are lucky you are dominating GG. Naught on the weekend. A recurrent theme for you this season. Stay at +3.

Timmy!; Way to have the boys ready to play, Brian "Crazy-Ass" Kelly. Notre Dame 14, Meechy 45. Happily for you, Teeblations, Brian Kelly will be dead before they play this game again. In 33 years. AP just shits you out like breakfast sausage with a whopping minus 8. Crash land at +3 on the season.

McLovin; Clemson dismantles Boston College 59 - 7 in another hilarious ACC mismatch. I don't know how they got 7 but it was probably a flea fucking flicker dumb-ass ACC joke play. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +2 on the weekend brings you into positive territory with +1. Your conference is ass.

DPo; If ever there was a snake-bit season this is it. Washington State has Oregon on the ropes on the road, an almost certain Diddle, and out comes the true freshman kicker to rain suffering down upon you. Washington State 35, Oregon 37. Zeros across the board. You have zero for the season. Bet the ranch weekend in  your future?

SeannieG; I've been calling SeaGra "SeannieG" for what, 2 years now? And not one of you fuckers have asked me why. It's a Kenny G thing. For God's sakes. Pay attention. Oh, and by the way, SeannieG had a little catastrophe this weekend. Oklahoma 41, KState 48. Nobody is talking "Hiesman Hurts" anymore, Bro. Life sucks then you die. Merciless AP punishes the Sinner with minus 5. Mr. Nobody sits at Zero on the season. Play that funky music, White Boy.

SkHank; KJ Costello lives! He is resurrected by God, the Father Almighty, and returns to action where he promptly goes 30/43 for 312 yds and 3 TDs, 0 INTs. He runs once, but that's for 14 yards. There is hope is SkHank World. Stanford 41, Arizona 31. Sure, Arizona sucks, but still. Love the way Stanford asks a guy with brain damage to chuck it 43 times. 1 for the win. You have Zero.

Kitten; UCF's season not going according to plan and somebody needs a whuppin'. UCF 63, Temple 21. Die, Bitches. 1 for the win. Kitty at minus 4.

Snottie; Hail to the Victors. Meechy destroys the Domers 45 - 14 in a driving rainstorm. I can't believe I didn't see this one coming after the way the Wolvies played in the second half against PSU. Hate on the Harbaugh? Can't do it. Won't do it. Wouldn't be prudent. Something is going very right in Ann Arbor and these fuckers are tough at home. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Plus 5 from the AP. +7 on the weekend. Snottie has life and moves to zero.

SockPuppet; Oh my fucking GOD, will it never end? Indiana 38, Nebraska 31. Zeros across the board. You are, like, totally and completely doomed. You have minus 7. At least you're not last anymore. That honor goes to Obama.

A happy Horned Toad returns one of Sam Ehlinger's 4 picks.

Obama; Texas 27, TCU Horned Frogs 37. Sam Ehlinger, 4 interceptions. Four. Max Duggan, his counterpart on the TCU squad, is a true freshman QB. Total humiliation. Let's just say there's some soul searching going on in Austin. Tom Herman suicide watch begins. From a BRFL standpoint, it doesn't get much worse. The AP bludgeons Killer Bee with a minus ten plunge out of the poll. Then the REAM for minus 5 more. That's minus 15 on the weekend. You land at minus 10 on the season. Betting the ranch should be considered.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 10 Games

Jack Tatum

Okay. This is arguably one of the weaker slates of games we've had. But this is the best we have to offer. Check it out:

#8 Georgia @ #6 Florida Gators, 3:30 PM CBS. This one should be epic.

#9 Utah Utes @ Wash U Huskies. No, the Huskies aren't ranked. But this is a replay of
last year's PAC 12 conf championship and as close to a grudge match as the PAC 12 can muster.

#15 SMU @ #24 Memphis, 7:30 PM ABC. Amazing to see the Ponies ranked in the AP. Memphis is always an explosive team. Plus, I know zero about either team.

So, this is what you're dealing with.

Roll the bones,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 9.5 Results

Well. Wasn't that interesting.

Ohio State 38, Wisconsin 7. Jonathan Taylor 52 yards, JK Dobbins 163 yds (in about 3 quarters), Dobbin's back-up (Master Teague,III) 78 yards. To quote DPo's famous one-liner, "Chryst is crucified."

LSU 23, Auburn 20 in an instant classic. Auburn keeps playing great football and losing. LSU now #1 in the AP.

Michigan 45, Notre Dame 14. Don Brown completely shuts down the Domer offense and the Meechy running game wakes from a deep slumber and runs all over Notre Dame. Wolverines now looking like a completely different team from week 1.

BroFro; This fucking guy. SWEEP! 5 to go to 35. Pulling away and I don't like it one bit.
Q: Shocking. Q now lighting it up in GG. SWEEP!. 5 to go to 27.
DPo; Sure, he's picking Meechy this week. Insider info? SWEEP! 5 to go to 26.

"Hi, Jon."

KBron; No faith in the Maize and Blue. 2 to go to 26.
SeannieG; Ditto on the Michigander doubting. 2 to go to 26.
CCS; Khakitpathy. 2 to go to 26.
Bosuke; Meechy? Seriously? Like, fuck you. Notre Dame. 2 to go to 26.
Timmy!; Screwed yourself with the homer pick. How many times are you going to let the Domers shit on you? 2 to go to 25.
McLovin the Adventurous; 1. And it was Meechy. 24.
Rhondildo; 1. Hard to talk about it. 23.
Kitten; Deuce for you, Domer Fan. 2 to go to 23.
Obama; 2 to go to 21, Fightin' Irish Failure.
SkHancre; 2 to go to 19. Hey, you showed up this week. Progress.
Snottie: Goes with the alumnus pick. Gets burned again. 2 to go to 19.
Sock; Domers. 2. Stuck at 18. Not recovering well from the "bet the ranch weekend".

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

BRFL Week 9 Results

Jimbosuke; Utah 21, Arizona State 3. Herm Edwards, I slap a fat dick across your face. Zach Moss and Tyler Huntley literally come out of the medical tent to bitch-slap the Sun Devils. Oh, fuck you, Arizona State. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +3 on the weekend. Bow to the power, Bitches. +15 the total.

Q; O. M. G. The Q-One is in second place. Never happened before? Uh...chyeah! Oregon dumps Wash U on the road 35 - 31. What's that smell? It's Q burning up the tarmac in GG and the BRFL. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 1 for the move up. 3 pointer. +12 the bundle at the end of week 9.

Timmy! Bye week for the Domers. Are we sure they're for real? 1 for the no drop. +11 on the season. This week the Liberace is firmly in the grasp of Teeblations.

Komronovich; Florida bests SowCow 38 - 27. Muschamp bitches about the refs. Throws hissy-fits. Because, well...Muschamp. Still, the Gator chomps. Hard to lose to the Gators, Will? Sure it is. Fuck you. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP shines down adoration with a +2 move up. 4 point weekend. Ten total on the season. Don't sleep on the BronieBitch.

Rhonda; Virginia 48, Duke 14. Beating up on the basketball school. Hey, I'm okay with that. My old boss thought Duke shit polished diamonds. His pain is my gain, the DoucheHandle. 1 for the win. +8 on the season. Why are you still hanging around, Bitch?

CCS; At number 6? God fucking DAMN it. Not supposed to happen. Lowly Tennessee goes down to Bama 35 - 13 but...Tua. Back in the operating room with the high ankle sprain. Ed Orgeron multiple orgasms. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Stoogatz for the move up. +2 weekend. +7 total. Does anybody even understand what I'm talking about?

SeannieG; Oklamoha crushes WVU 52 - 14. Hmmm. What does it mean? 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, no love from the AP. +2 weekend. +5 season. You'd think they'd stop with the damn Schooner. Thing crashes every few weeks.

Obama; Les Miles is calling bullshit on the refs here, Brigshit. And wishing he was back at LSU. Texas bests Kansas 50 - 48. I don't know. Is the gas coming out of the Texas bag? Injury plague? It doesn't look good. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +2. Season +5.

BroFro; What the fuck?! Georgia State 28, Army 21. Wow. Zeros across the board again. This is looking like a disaster pick. Just being honest. +3.  Thinking about how cool it would be to not be in the BRFL this year, Bro?

DPo; Washington State kills the Buffaloes 41 - 10. 1 for the win. Mike Leach. Like a car accident you can't look away from. +1 weekend. Brings you to zero on the season. For you that's progress. For you.

McLovin; Trevor Lawrence doubles down on his picks and throws 2 this weekend. Worrisome? Well, yeah. Clemson 45 over weak-ass Louisville 10. Big. Whoop. 1 for the win. Vengeful AP docks you minus 1. For, like, the 14th time this season your weekend didn't even happen. I slap a fat zero on your ass. Stay at minus one, Lil'Lovin.

SkHank; Oh, SkHank. Stanford eggheads slave over KJ Costello's inanimate corpse yet he does not play. And you continue to lose. 24 - 16 you go down to UCLA this weekend. Will your suffering never end? Christ Jesus I hope not. Zeros across the landscape for you, Amigo. Stay at minus 1.

Kitten; UCF pummels E. Carolina 41 - 28. Don't give up on the pussy. 1 for the win. Moves you to minus 5. Glad you joined the league, Kitten?

Snottie; scUM 21, PSU 28. Too little too late. I don't blame Ronnie Bell for dropping an unexpectedly accurate Shea Patterson toss. I blame Khaki Boy for squandering another winnable game. When are they going to wake up and burn this guy at the stake in Ann Arbor? Probably after you lose a ton of money. Hateful AP drops you 3. Minus 7 on the season. Your next loss is a REAM.

SockPuppet; 'Braska with the bye. Sheesh. Season of shame shaping up. Zeros in all columns (of course). Is there an "e' in Zeroes? Like I give a shit. You have minus 7. I don't know. Is this what doing life in a Turkish prison feels like? Maybe?

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 9 Games

This is Nico Collins. Get him the damn football.

Week 9 Games:

#12 Wisconsin @ #3 THE Ohio State University. Run at us, Jonathan Taylor. Please.
Noon. FOX.

#9 Auburn @ #2 LSU. Is this the week the wheels come off for Coach O?
3:30 CBS.

#8 Notre Dame @ #19 Michigan. In Ann Arbor. Meechy playing for their lives. A loss means a ream, in all likelihood. Is this the game where Coach Khaki Pants silences his doubters?
7:30 ABC.

This week it's for real. This is no "bet the favorite and tug the sausage" weekend, Sluts.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 8 Results

This upset doesn't look like it has anything to do with us but I will bet you 10 bucks that Illinois beating Wisconsin changes the whole picture at the end of the day.

GG Week 8;

Who DIDN'T get a sweep this week? You'll see.

BroFro. SWEEP! 5 to go to 30, still the leader.
KBron. SWEEP! 5 to make 24. Second.
SeannieG. SWEEP! Pulls 5 to 24. Still a douche.
CCS. SWEEP! Tugs 5 to get to 24. Rat Bastard.
DPo. Homer picks one and all.  Yanks it 2 times to get 21.
'BoSuke. Hard work and study pay off. SWEEP! 24.
Timmy! Bags the SWEEP! That's 18 and 5, 23.
McLovin. Total ToolBox. But a SWEEP! to make 23.
Rhonda. Power SWEEP! 22.
Q. Such a SWEEP! This bitch came to play. 22.
SkHank. No entry. Fucking unforgivable lack of respect. Enjoy 17, Sicko.
Kitten. SWEEP! Turns your shitty 15 to 21. Nice.
Snottie. No shame. I forget the tool who dropped the tying score which was a PERFECT PASS but that's how close Meechy came to taking Penn Hate to OT in White Out Town. Fucking PSU gets away with one. You get 2. 17.
Obama. SWEEP! 5 power you to 19.
SockPuppet. SWEEP! 5 hauls your ass up to 16. Oh. My. GOD. The horror.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 7 Results

Put on a happy face

Jimbosuke; Utah buries the Beavs 52-7. And why not? The Beavers suck this year. This is the PAC-12. But wait...there's more. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 2 on the move up. +4 weekend. We have a new Big Cheese. +12 to take the lead. Zach Moss, 5 carries, 121 yards. Tyler Huntley, QBR of 99.4.

Timmy! Notre Dame 30, USC 27 in South Bend. Break out the wafers and the wine. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. It's +10 for the Irishmen and things are lookin' feckin' awesome for Teeblations.

Q; Oregon 45, Colorado 3. An absolute evisceration of the Buffs in Autzen Stadium. Shit be gettin' real for the Q. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +3 weekend. +9 total and it's time to touch the Liberace in all the right places.

Rahndee; #20 Virginia Cavaliers 8 at Miami 17. Um, a big disaster. What in the hell happened here? Miami was 2 and 3 and this was a conference, divisional game. Don't you want to go to the conference championship, Rhandee? The AP blistered your bare buttocks and dropped you right the hell out of the poll. That's minus 5 on the way out and that's also known as a REAM!, Son. Which adds up to a nightmare minus 10 weekend and leaves you gasping for air as you go from +17 to +7. Mammy!

Komronovich; LSU 42, Florida 28 in Death Valley. Florida looked good in the first half. Yet, here we are. Have I mentioned that Joe Burrow is an Ohio State transfer? Minus 2 for a "good" loss. Subtract from your previous 8 and you are +6. Storm clouds gather for the 'BronieBro.

CCS; Sneaky. Fucker. Bama crushes TAMU 47 - 28. Jimbo Fisher has gone from a big deal to just another punching bag turd for the likes of Alabama. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. You are now at +5.

SeannieG:  Oklamoha 34 over Texas 27 in Austin. Intramural BRFL scrimmage. Why did Lincoln Riley's DC suck dog balls at TOSU but then turn a worse-than-ass Oklamoha defense into something resembling a quality defense (for the Big 12)? God's will? You believe that shit? What is wrong with you? 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 1 for the move up. +3 weekend. You have +3.

Obama; Oklamoha 34, Texas 27.  The pain is harsh. The AP drops you 4. This is why we hate the AP. On the road, outranked (by the AP), beat up and you lose by one score. And you plunge 4. Seriously? Minus 4 on the weekend. You now have +3. No one said life was fair.

BroFro; Smart-ass, huh? Army takes a douching from the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers 17 - 8. My explanation: morale in the Armed Services at an all time low with a mullet-sporting, draft-dodging, orange blob of shit in the White House. But, hey. That's just me. You're so low you can't get lower. +3 forever, BFF.

McLovin; Clemson 45, Florida State 14. FSU is a joke program. This is common knowledge. Honestly? I think Clemson is in trouble. And so does the AP. 1 for the win, but you drop 1 so, again, in a recurrent theme, your weekend is a wash. Naught. And you stay at minus 1. Cruel suffering and painful death come for the Evil Doer. 

DPo; Wash State 34, Arizona State 38. What surprises me about this game is that the Wash State Cougs haven't quit playing even though they are led by a certified lunatic. Arizona State is good, they're ranked, you were on the road and you still almost got the "W". Meantime, all the while, your head coach was trying to reanimate a dead squirrel with a stick of butter and a car battery in the medical tent. That's player commitment. Alas, you have minus 1. Still.

SkHank; Stanford with the bye. Hopefully the geniuses at Stanford can engineer a brain transplant for the perpetually concussed Cardinal signal caller in the off week. If not? Show me the money, Skhanky Boy. You have minus 1.

Kitten; UCF with the bye week. Sad, sad bye week. Figure this shit out, okay? Or pay huge sums. You have minus 6 for God's sakes.

Snottie; #16 Meechy 42 over unranked, lowly Illinois 25. Listen, I'm pretty sure everybody knows how much Illinois sucks. Shea Patterson, no INTs (first game ever). But you put the ball on the ground, what, 3 times (including Shea). And Mister Big Deal Don Brown let Illinois score 25? What gives? Is it sucking? 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. No love from the AP. You have minus 4, Meechy Man.

And then there's SockPuppet. Minnesota 34 over visiting Nebraska 7. Minnesota. These fuckwads have an oar decal on their helmets to signify "rowing the boat". What the fuck is that about? But they buried you. Scott Frost suicide watch started three weeks ago. Insane Clown Posse. You have minus 7. I am really, really glad I'm not you. 

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life