Happy Halloween BRFLers

Is McLovin' really....CHUCK NORRIS?

"I don't hold my breath...I suffocate air!"
                                           -McLovin'

Gridiron Guru Season Seven Results and Standings

Results and Standings for Gridiron Guru are posted every week under the same post heading that you viewed to make your picks for that particular week....scroll to the end of each week's post...
Been that way all season...
Don't make me tell you again...
TSP

BRFL Results- Ream Week

Not sure what they are doing, but they did it to McReam, too. McOwned is siting at -14 and close to $300 in the hole. BroPaul also picks up a ream as Ohio falls to the first team that had won more than one game this year. But his damage is mitigated by choosing an unranked team... and being 22 points ahead of McOweseveryoneatonofdough.

Randi also gets punched in her cooch but still holds on to 2nd after Florida falls. Qgasm still showing the boys how its done as KState continues their run. Q is sitting on 36 points and $358, all without the benefit of a penis. Kudos, bitch.

Points? Here.

Current Standings		Pts
Q-Spot		36
Randstain		29
D.Po		19
SkHank		19
Timmy!		18
Syph		14
Brofro		8
Sock Puppy		3
Commish		-1
SeaScrote		-1
Clemstain		-8
Snott		-12
McLovin		-14

GRIDIRON GURU-Season Seven-Week Ten

GG-7 Week 10 Kids, even though The Weather Channel says we're all toast !!!

All games are on Saturday November Third, 2012
( Happy Birthday to Jimbosuuke that day)

One point for each win, 5 for a sweep
Picks need to be in before the 3:30 kick off


3:30pm     Texas  at  #20 Texas Tech  (on ABC and ESPN2)

7 pm      #2 Oregon  at  #18 USC  (on Fox)

8 pm      #1 Alabama  at  #5 LSU  (on CBS)    

Good Luck,
TSP

Heismania Burnin' Out of Control!

Gentle reminder, Bitcherooskis:

Cast those Heismaniac ballots on the 28th. They should be entered under the old post "Attention Bitches".

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner.

Timmy!, Get Well Soon.

Nothing brings out the beast in Happy Valley like the Men of the Scarlet and Gray.
Can't sell out your games? Dial up the Bucks.
Got a scandal? Infer that this somehow makes you BETTER than the Bucks.
Enjoy, TeebaWumba.
Watch the video at the bottom. Well done. Even though it appears to have been filmed in a service closet.

McLove,

Jimbosuke

http://www.ydr.com/psu/ci_21856069/annual-penn-state-ohio-state-matchup-has-plenty

Syph Feels the Injury Bone

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2012/10/22/sports/ncaafootball/ap-fbc-t25-florida-st-thompson.html?smid=pl-share

I smell .... losing.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Penn State Hate Week, Thursday

A sign of things to come.
Joe Pa drops an oscie in his pants during the second quarter of the 2006 PSU/TOSU epic.
No big. He had no freaking idea what was going on out there anyway.
Hating. PSU. Joe Pa. Jay Pa. Happy Valley. Beaver Stadium. Todd Blackledge.
Just hating.
24. 7.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

Bitchimus Maximus

Week 9, Vagine.

(14) Clemson @ Wake Forest. Timmy! Wankers no challenge for Dabo-Wabo. Roll, T-bone.
Colorado @ (2) Oregon. DPoon living large. Real teams when, FartSmell?
Duke @  (11) Florida State. Happy days for Chipn'Syph. Kind of hard to stand really.
(3) Florida @ (12) Georgia. Talk about hard to stand. Fucking Randouche. Love them Dawgs.
(15) Texas Tech @ (4) Kansas State. KSU defense jumps all over TTech's ass. Hello, Heisman.
(20) Michigan @ Nebraska. Bo Pellini nervous breakdown. Snatch-punch assaults U of M cheerleaders.
Virginia Tech idle. Guess it will be nice to go a week without a crushing loss, eh, ClemboSlice?
TCU @ Oklahoma State. Commissioner's ulcer is in hemorrhage mode. Okie State not ranked. May beat my Toads anyway. This life is a suck ream. Fuck this.
Michigan State @ Wisconsin. ScoReam in hell. No love for the Badgers. The Lost Batallion of the AP.
Cal @ Utah. Cal's first sure win in a while. Season can't end soon enough for SackBro.
Washington State U @ (19) Stanford. SkHank still gettin' away with it. The douchebag.
(23) Ohio U Bobcats @ Miami of Ohio. Bobcat domination. BroFro Fever.
West Virginia U idle. SeaScrote licks his gaping wounds. Geno Who? Fun while it lasted I bet.

Toodles, Brahs,

Jimbosuke.

Calling Heismaniacs.

This is John Heisman.
He is wondering where your Heismaniac ballots are.
You can see how pissed off he is.
Let's get with the program people.
You've go until Sunday, October 28.
5 finalists.
In order of finish.
Percent of first place votes for each finalist.
Percentages add up to a hundred.
Winner take all.

IMPORTANT: those BRFLers who already sent in their ballots can change them up until Sunday, the 28th. Owing to circumstances like Geno Smith getting shut down and Collin Klein looking like a man among boys. I will record your last submitted ballot up until midnight, Sunday, October 28th.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Penn State Hate Week, Bitcholas!

Some of these guys are gone.
TPry done in by TatGate.
JoePa done in by the Scandal and the big C.
But Alec Baldwin is still thriving. He's fatter.
He's as happy as he gets. There's a message in there somewhere. Damned if I know what it is.
Maybe it's, " First place, a brand new Cadillac.
Second place, a set of steak knives. Third place, you're fired!"

Saturday night, Happy Valley. 6 PM. Another lame white out. Here come the Men in the Scarlet and Gray.
Should be a good one. Penn State psyched up about that set of steak knives.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GO BLUE !!

Michigan....First Football Program in NCAA History to reach 900 Wins !!

The Elusive Diddle

Sco-Sad stalks the landscape searching for the AP voters that boned his Badgers !!

BRFL Results Week 8

Current Standings		Pts
Randstain		34
Q-Spot		33
D.Po		17
Brofro		15
SkHank		13
Timmy!		12
Syph		10
Sock Puppy		2
Commish		-1
SeaScrote		-4
McLovin		-4
Clemstain		-8
Snott		-12

$335	$322	$114	$88	$62	$49
Randstain	Q-Spot	D.Po	Brofro	SkHank	Timmy!

$23	$(81)	$(120)	$(159)	$(159)	$(211)	$(263)
Syph	Sock Puppy	Commish	SeaScrote	McLovin	Clemstain	Snott