GG Week 14 Games

Rivalry Week. 

FRIDAY NIGHT.

Texas A&M at Texas (Longhorns), in Austin, 7:30 PM, ABC. SockPuppy with moist pantaloons for this one? I'm thinking 'yes', sopping, soaking, dripping, wet pantaloons. You fucking know the Longhorns be playin' with that strange Matthew McConnaughey ju-ju. 

SATURDAY.

Ohio State at Michigan, in Ann Arbor, Noon, FOX. Check out Gus Johnson's horrid moustache. This thing is a travesty. I expect some hysterics and hyperbole from Gus. That's his schtick. The network has been hyping this game since last week. Enough already. Personally, I'm hoping for a minimum of fights and ejections. And a lack of questionable calls by the officials. 

Vanderbilt at Tennessee Vols, in Knoxvillew, 7:30, ESPN. There are people in Knoxville who will want to kill Josh Heupel if he loses this game. And I think it was Psycho who pointed out that Clark Lea, Vandy's coach, comes off as totally a ... psychopath. My question here is, is Clark Lea a white guy or just a super pale black guy? Not that it matters. Is he an albino? Here's a shot of him next to an average white guy and an average black guy. What's your deal, Clark?

YOU make the call. 

Roll the bones.

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life