GG Week 13 Results

 Week 13.

The Ponies are back. SMU ass-whips Louisville on the road, 38 - 6. The Big-12 is so confusing that I've lost track of whether this beat-down matters. The AP loved it and so did BroniePony Boy. Q is the only one who picked Louisville. Not sure why. Let's keep her in our prayers, Guys. 

Oregon 42, USC 27. Lincoln Riley still hasn't figured out the whole defense thing. It's nice that the TroyMen threw for 330 yards but, well, Oregon picked up a total of 436 and 179 of that was running the ball. USC rushed for a team total of 52 yards. Rang up zero sacks. 2 TFLs. 1 INT. 

Not that you give a shit but I can't hate Dan Lanning anymore. He called out the SEC for scheduling week 13 games with Coastal Carolina, Mercer, Eastern Illinois (Roll Tide!), Charlotte and Samford. Book 'em, Dan-O. Murder One. 

Pitt 42, Georgia Tech 28. This looks like a blow out and it was. In the first quarter. Then Georgia Tech got their shit straightened around and turned it into a game. If not for an untimely pick-six (a 100 yard pick-six) it could have been maybe, sort of, well ... different. This is the usual fucked up shit that goes on in the ACC so shout out to Ronde', $$uke and Teebs for picking the Panthers. 

Q: Add 2 to reach 27. Good. 

ChibaChews: Add 2 to go up to 25. Not so good.

DogTheBountyHunter: 2 to make 24. Getting less good.

Lola: 2 to get ... 22. This is bad.

Ronde': SWEEP! 5 to go to 29. Comeback time?

DPo: 2 to make 25. Not trying that hard.

SockPuppy: 2 to reach 26. Meh.

KBroneyPonyBoy: 2 and now he has 35. Clawing his way toward World Domination.

$$uke: SWEEP! 5 to make 25. $$uke, The Resurrection. 

Psycho: 2 gives him 36. So close, but those GTech boys fucked you over.

Teeblations; SWEEP! 5 to make 31 and you, my lad, are definitely a player now.

McLovin: 2 added to your 23 gives you 25. $$uke has that after betting the ranch and losing. How does that make you feel? About yourself I mean?

Big Dom: 2. A chance for glory slips away with your numbskull bet on GTech. Still, you have 37.

BreauxFreaux: 2 to reach 36. You're hurting. You're healing. There's always next week.

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life