BRFL Week 15 Results

 Week 15.

KBron. Memphis. Did not play (DNP). The AP bumps you up one. Bitch. +23.

Big Dom. SMU goes down to Dumbo, 31 - 34 on a walk off 56 yard FG. The pain is real. So real. The 'L' is compounded by the AP docking you minus 4. +42 is where you live, BD.

BreauxFreaux. Once again, Ashton Jeanty is THE MAN. Nothing less than The Heisman, as far as I'm concerned. Boise State Broncos 21, UNLV 7. 3 for the Conference Championship win (see the Living Document), +1 on the no-drop, +2 move-up from the Almighty AP, huge +6 weekend. +52 total heading into your BYE week in the playoffs. Only the Ponies can cock-block you from taking The Cheese. 

DPo. The God Squad DNP. +15.

Ronde'. VTech DNP. Unranked, it's all about zero. +13.

$$uke. Louisville DNP. So close, yet so very far. +19 on the season.

DTBH. Kansas DNP. Your brief run at relevance comes to an end. 0 on the season.

Lola O. LSU DNP. So nowhere. Minus 1 on the year.

Psycho. Tennessee doesn't play for the SEC championship. Yet the playoffs beckon. Just to be an asshole, the AP drops you 1. + 28 on the year. 

SockPuppet. Miami DNP. From contender to Mr. Nobody in just 15 weeks. AP rubs salt in your wounds. Minus 1 in The Poll. +25 on the season. 

Chiba. Utes DNP. Just a piss-poor season for you, My Lad. Minus 10. Are you even bowl eligible? Too lazy to look it up.

Q. FSU. 😂😂😂DNP. Minus 21.

Timmy! Penn State 37, Oregon 45. Will James Franklin ever win a meaningful game? The AP takes it easy on you, only minus 2. + 24 on the season and you're playoff bound. The law of averages says that PSU gets a win, at least in the first round. Then again ... James Franklin.

McLovin. Ohio State DNP for the conference championship. Again. Ryan Day coaching for his life in the playoffs. Weirdness: 1 for the no drop. And the AP says "+1" move up on The Poll. +7 on the year. Make a run in the playoffs or die, McLovin. 

Lance Herbstrong

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