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Sunday, December 8, 2024

Commissioner Town Hall

A message from Your Commissioner. 

There are only Eight Bowl Games between now and the start of the CFP Playoff. As many a Talking Head much wiser than The Commissioner predicted, the ascent of the expanded 12 team playoff, NIL and the Tranny Portal have relegated Bowl Season to roughly the same heft as learning to write cursive or speak Gaeilge (pronounced 'Gwal-gah' but mispronounced as 'Gay-lick', which is an adjective, not a noun. But I digress).

I humbly submit that we take the best 6 of these games, split them into two sets of three games each. And we just play it straight. Usual GG rules. 

I feel compelled to hear the rest of you turds out on this because I am so mercilessly kicking the living shit out of all of you in GG.

Let me know.

Bleshings.

Lance Herbstrong
Commissioner for Life

12 comments:

  1. Night poured over the desert. It came suddenly, in purple. In the clear air, the stars drilled down out of the sky, reminding any thoughtful watcher that it is in the deserts and high places that religions are generated. When men see nothing but bottomless infinity over their heads they have always had a driving and desperate urge to find someone to put in the way.

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  2. Sounds like a wonderful idea
    Sock

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  3. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, right DPo?

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    1. Does darkness know it is darkness? Or does darkness see itself as the light?

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  4. I’m in favor and steadfastly support our Commish. May his slightly soiled soul remain almost pure. - Teebs

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  5. I interpret this heart-warming show of support as a mandate to do whatever the hell I think is good for the BRFL Faithful and, by extension, for Humanity in general.
    Thank you. Thank you very much.

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  6. I second that idea.

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  7. It is your world Comms, we just live in it.
    Do your deeds, sounds reasonable.

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