BRFL Week 14 Results

 Week 14

KBron. Memphis finally comes through for the Bronie. On the road vs ranked Tulane, Memphis 34 - Tulane 24. 1 for the win and then, DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE!,  +5 more. +6 on the week. +22 on the season. Salvation for Special K. 

BigDom. SMU disembowels lowly Cal 38 - 6. Dave Kent shit-fit. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +1 from the AP. +3 on the week and Dominic clings to a share of the lead with +46.

BreauxFreaux. Boise State ass-hammers the Beavers. Broncos 38, Oregon State 14. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +1 from the AP. Total on the season is +46. 

Both of these little bitches, Breaux and BigDom, are playoff bound. We'll see who does the cryin'. 

DPo. The God Squad loses another one. This time they take the 'L' from powerhouse Sam Houston State, 20 - 18. Hey, it was a road game. Stay at +15.

Ronde'. Virginia Tech beats up on Virginia 37 - 17 at home. Too little too late. +1 to go to +13. I always have to remind myself that you're not in last place. Weird. 

$$uke. Louisville destroys Kentucky U 41 - 14 on the road. The AP gives not one shit about this impressive win. +1 on the week. +19 on the season and fuck you all. 

DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas goes on the road and gets blown out by Baylor, 45 - 17. Who the hell is the Kansas coach? I don't know. But Dave Aranda is still an asshole and I think he should be fired and then murdered. 0 week. 0 season. Extremely pathetic. 

Lola O. Schizophrenic team much? In Death Valley, LSU schools Oklahoma 37 - 17. 1 for the win. Minus 1 on the season. What's the deal here?

Psycho. UT finds somebody they can beat. Tennessee Vols 36, Vanderbilt Commodores 23, at Vanderbilt. Is this, like, a rivalry game? Dunno! Comically, 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +1 from the AP. +3 weekend puts Psycho at +29. 

SockPuppet. You're fucking kidding me. In God-forsaken Syracuse, NY, The Orange 42 - Miami Hurricanes 38. Kyle McCord throws for something like 380 yards. That is just so wrong. The AP drops you minus 6. At +26, you suck hind-tit to Psycho. Own it. 

ChibaChews. Utah @ UCF and it's Utes 28 and the UCF guys 14. +1 for the win. You're at minus 10, Douche. 

Q. Oh, for God's sake. Florida rips Florida State to the tune of 31 - 11. This was a home game for FSU but, really, does it matter? Stay at minus 21. 

Timmy! Penn State mauls Maryland 44 - 7 in Happy Valley. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +1 from the AP. +3 adds up to +26 on the season. PSU is headed to the Conference Championship. 

McLovin. Ohio State spontaneously combusts at home vs hated Michigan, 10 - 13. Many would like to lay this disaster at the feet of the Ohio State coaching staff which, it must be said, is not very good. But all year, all anyone heard was how talented the Ohio State roster was. What an incredible bunch of athletes had assembled in Columbus. 

Strange. 

If they were so wonderful, why couldn't they block a Michigan defense with a depleted secondary playing Cover 2 or Quarters, and barely blitzing at all, for the entire game? Why couldn't they stop a Michigan running game that everybody and their grandmother knew was coming? 

Dunno!

The AP is kind and only drops Ohio State 5. McLovin is dead in the water at +5 on the season. 

Fuck you, Ryan Day. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life