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Saturday, December 31, 2022
Bowlathon '22, Chapter 6
Friday, December 30, 2022
Bowlathon Chapter 5 Games
Wednesday, December 28, 2022
GG Bowlathon Chapter 3 Results
Wake Forest humbles Missouri, 27 - 17.
The New Mexico State Aggies dump Bowling Green 24 - 19.
Wisconsin pushes Oklahoma State around, 24 - 17. Year of the Badger.
Monday, December 26, 2022
Bowlathon '22, Chapter 4
Notre Dame vs. U South Carolina (SowCow), 12/30, 3:30, ESPN. TaxSlayer Gator Bowl.
Ohio Bobcats vs. Wyoming Cowboys, 12/30, 4:30, ESPN. Barstool Bowl.
Thursday, December 22, 2022
Bowlathon '22, Chapter 3
Chapter 3.
We bracket Christmas with Bowls.
Wake Forest vs. Missouri in the Gasparilla Bowl. 12/23, 6:30 PM, ESPN
New Mexico State Aggies vs. Bowling Green, Quick Lane Bowl, 12/26, 2:30 PM, ESPN
Bowlathon 2022, Chapter 2 Results
Chapter 2.
What in the hell? Eastern Meechy nukes San Jose State 41 - 27. Only CCS calls this one and he obviously pulled some bullshit that we'll never know about.
Toledo slips by The God Squad. Rockets 21, Jesus Freaks 19.
The Hilltoppers dog-walk U South Alabama. WKU 44, U So Alabama 23.
Tuesday, December 20, 2022
Bowls Chapter 1 Results
The Bowls have dawned.
Chapter 1. No sweeps.
Louisville ass-hammers rudderless Cincinnati 24 - 7. Hard not to think Cincinnati is headed for obscurity again as their coach leaves town.
Fresno State cock-whips Washington State 29 - 6. Love me some Bulldog.
Asshole BYU sneaks by the Ponies 24 - 23. My cousin went to SMU. Suicide watch for him.
BRFL Week 14, Conference Championships
Week 14.
Lola. Domers did not play (dnp). Still, +1 for the no drop. Minus 9 on the season.
CCS. The Evil Wolverine Conspiracy pulls away from a plucky Purdue eleven and ultimately delivers an ass-whuppin', 43 -22 in, I guess, Indianapolis? I forget. +4 for the win (see the living document if you think I'm off the rez on this one. I'm not). +1 for the no drop. 5 point weekend. +32 on the season for our new leader.
DPo. Houston dnp. Nada. Stay at +1 on the season.
KBron. Oregon dnp. SpecialK gets his no drop though. +15 on the year.
Timmy! Meechy State. dnp. At 5 - 7 on the year, not bowl eligible. It's over, Teebs. Finish at minus 8.
Jimbo$$uke. dnp. +1 for the no drop. + 20 on the season. Appropriately, Texas is headed to the Alamo Bowl. Go me!
SockPuppet. dnp. Stay at minus 12. Baylor? Really?
Q. dnp. Iowa generally stunk up the place this year. Let's be honest. Stay at +7.
DogTheBountyHunter. Utah curb-stomps USC 47 - 24. Just a fuckin' beatin' by the Utes. +4 for the win. 1 more for the no drop. +5 on the move up. Good Lord, 10 point conference championship weekend for DTBH and he's @ +18 before moving onto the Rose Bowl, a New Years Six Bowl that pays +4 for a win. Where the fuck did this guy come from?
BreauxFreaux. NC State dnp. But wait. What?! The Almighty AP moves in strange ways. DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE! Into the AP at #25. +5 to make it +1 on the season. Out of the Darkness and into the Light. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you Lord.
Snottie. Wisconsin with the dnp. Stay at minus 6 but your suffering has not ended. You have a bowl game to lose.
ChibaChews. Cincinnati dnp. Maybe that's for the best. Your coach bails for ... Wisconsin. +6 and you're lucky to have that.
Ronde'. Utah 47, USC 24. How brief the Glory. The AP docks you minus 4 and you yield the lead to CCS. You have +28. Here's where it gets interesting. The Cotton Bowl, where you are headed to play Tulane, is a New Years Six Bowl. Victory is still within your reach. Making me still hate you.
McLovin. Ohio State dnp. Hold on though. 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up (shameless bastard), +2 weekend for a total of +12 and you're going to the CFP and a potential bonanza of points. Short of an apocalyptic douchefest by everybody else you probably can't win it all this year. But you should be alright. Why does that bother me so much?
Friday, December 16, 2022
GG Bowlathon, Chapter 2
GGB Chapter 2:
Eastern Michigan U vs San Jose State. 3:30, ESPN. 12/20.
Toledo vs Liberty. 7:30 PM, ESPN. 12/20
U South Alabama Jaguars vs the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers. 9 PM, ESPN. 12/21.
Tuesday, December 6, 2022
GG Week 15: Dawn of the Bowls
GG Week 15.
Saturday, December 3, 2022
BRFL Week 13 Results
GG Week 13 Results
Week 13.
No Sweeps.