GG Week 9 Results

 

GG Week 9. Day of the Losers. 

Seldom in the 16 years of GG have I seen such ineptitude.

This was a week where, if you picked ONE game, you were doing okay

Lola. 1 to go to 15. Should have stuck with the Domers.

CCS. 1 tp go tp 18.

DPo. Zero for 3. Stay at 17.

MyLil'Bronie. 1 to go to 14.

Timmy! 1 to go to 22. Squandered an opportunity this week, ToolPouch.

'Bo$uke. 1 to go to 18. Meh.

SockPuppet. 1 to go to 17. I have more than you, Pussy.

Q. 1 to go to 16. You're nothing special.

DogTheBountyHunter. 2 to go to 16. You should get some kind of prize (you're not going to) for being the only dolt to pick two games. Congratulations.

BreauxFreaux. A strike out. 0 for 3. Stay at 21. Sucks to be you. 

Snottie. Three up, three down as you roll a Zero on the week, TurdMunch. Stay at 25.

ChiChi. 1 to go to 15. Sneaking up on respectability but, uh, not there yet, Skeeve.

Ronde'. 1 to go to 17. No one is impressed.

McLovin. 1 to go to 13. Dead fucking last. I hope you're proud of yourself. 

This was a fiasco.

I expect better.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 10 Games

 

It's Week Ten.

Tennessee (#2) @ Georgia (#1)  3:30 PM  CBS

Texas @ Kansas State U (#13)  7 PM  FS1

Wake Forest (#20) @ NC State (#21)  8 PM  ACCNetwork

Roll the bones, mis Amigos.

Jimbo$$uke,

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 8 Results

 'Whoever loves money never has enough. Whoever loves wealth is  never satisfied with their income. This too is meaningless.'

                                            Ecclesiastes 5:10

Week 8, BRFL.

Lola. Notre Dame abuses UNLV 44 -21 in South Bend. Add 1. Minus 27. 

CCS. scUM with the BYE week. +1 for the no drop. Strength of schedule is not your 'thing'. +15.

DPo. Houston fucks up Navy 38 - 20 on the road. Cougs are still in there pitching for PoBoy. minus 2.

UCLA visits Autzen Stadium and the Oregon Ducks. A lot of noise about 'this year being different'. It wasn't. Oregon decimates the Bruins 45 - 30. Good news for the Bronesicle. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +2 on the AP move up. Total = +15.

Teebs. Meechy State with the BYE. Nothing happening here. Minus 10 the total. But opportunity knocks. A trip to Ann Arbor this weekend. Turn this season around and by whacking Jimi Khaks. 

Texas heads to Stillwater and gets dumped by the Cowboys 41 - 34. It wasn't the dreaded Poke Paddles in T. Boone Pickens stadium. It was that Mike Gundy is a better coach than Steve Sarkisian. You had to see it to understand it. Texas flirting with a late season flame-out. 

An apocalyptic weekend for Jimbo$$uke; minus 5 on the power dive out of The Poll and then the much hated REAM! for minus 5 more. Minus ten weekend. 'Bo$uke collapses at +6.

SockPuppet. Baylor disposes of Kansas 35 - 23 and there are signs of life in Waco. Kenneth Starr is still dead. Minus 14 for the PuppetMaster.

Iowa visits Columbus and Ohio State. Bad decision. The Buckeyes atone for a subpar first half (offensively) by stomping the souls out of the Hawkeyes in the last two stanzas. 54 - 10 the final. Regarding that ten Iowa points: 6 were scored by the defense, 1 by the PAT squad and three by the offense. Parenthetically, Kirk, the only thing that's 'fucking bullshit' is that the University of Iowa doesn't sack your sorry ass. Q with +3. 

DogTheBountyHunter. BYE week. Still. +1 for the no drop, +1 for some AP love on the  move up. DTBH moves to minus 1. All is not lost. 

BreauxFreaux. NC State with the BYE. AP shows scorn by docking you one spot. Minus 1 on the weekend. That's just...insensitive. Minus 3 on the year. 

Purdue visits Wisco at Camp Randall. Interim Coach Jim Leonhard lays the wood. 35 - 24, Badgers. +1 on the weekend. Snottie moves up to minus 8. The teams left on the schedule are not very good. But Bowl eligibility looks possible. 

Cincinnati at SMU and the Bearcats pull out a close one over the Ponies, 29 - 27. ChiChi's slavish devotion to all things Queen City is endearing, kind of. 1 for the win, 1 for the move up, AP shows love with +1 more, 3 point weekend. 'Cats at +12.

USC with the BYE. And let me point out what total bullshit I am about to describe; 1 for the no drop, hey, that's fine. AP moves these jack-wagons up 2 despite the fact that the last time they took the field they got dumped. Fine. Fuck you. Plus three on the weekend. Ronde' back in the #1 slot with +16.

McLovin. Iowa 10, Ohio State 54. We've been over this. Ohio State with 6 take-aways. Fuck you, Kirk Ferentz. McLovin has +5. McLovin is all smiles. His evil plan is working. Again. 

See you next week, Bitches.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

 

                                        

GG Week 9 Games

 GG Week 9.

Notre Dame @ (#16) Syracuse. Death Match in the Dome. Noon. abc.

Cincinnati @ UCFlorida. 3:30 PM. ESPN.

Baylor @ Texas Tech. 7:30 PM. ESPN2.

Roll the Bones, mis Amigos.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 8 Results

 

GG Week 8.

UCLA visits Oregon, in Seattle, and gets violated. Oregon is  looking strong. 

UCLA 30, Oregon Ducks 45. 

Texas walks into T. Boone Pickens stadium and limps out. Texas 34, Oklahoma State 41.

Mike Gundy can make half-time adjustments. Steve Sarkisian can't. That's a big deal. 

LSU beats the shit out of Ole Miss, LSU 45, Ole Miss 20. Joey Freshwater in a world of hurt. 

Lola. 1 to go to 14. Better than Zero.

CCS. 1 to go to 17. See above, Dill-Sack.

DPo. SWEEP! 5 to go to 17. Two SWEEPS in a row for the Man Called 'Po.

Bronie. 2 to go to 13. Your season doesn't suck anymore. Personally? I'm disappointed.

Timmy! 2 to go to 21. At least, in this backwater of the BRFL, you're somebody. 

'Bo$uke. 1 to go to 17. Season of Suck marches on.

SockPuppet. 2 to make 16. Keep chopping wood, ChallengedPerson.

Q. 1 to reach 15. 😂

DogTheBountyHunter. 1 to go to 14. A disgrace.

BroFro'. 2 to go to 21. You had Texas. You didn't know the coaching sucks in Austin.

Snottie. Misplaced faith in Ole Miss. You should know better. 2 to go to 25. Still the Leader.

ChibaChew. 1 to make 14. Maybe attend a Wellness Clinic. For, like, 2 years. 

Ronde'. 2 to go to 16. I don't know what to think about your effort. So I condemn it, out of hand.

McLovin. Zero. Seriously? Don't get on any of those ancestry.com websites. You have 12. Terrible.

Until we meet again, Turds.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 7 Results

 Week 7.

There were no less than 5 byes out of 14 BRFL teams this week. That's fucking crazy.

Lola. What the hell happened? Stanford 16 @ Notre Dame 14. A season-crushing loss in South Bend? Find a creative accountant. Maybe you can write this season down. Zero on Week 8. Stay at - 28.

CCS. Jimi Kaks turns the Meechy Death Machine loose on the Nittany Lions. James Franklin gets owned. scUM 41, PSU 17. Ouch. Penn State is done. Ann Arbor is a bitch-ass Ho this year. 1 for the win, 1 for the move up, 1 for the no drop. Tre. + 14 on the season.

Houston with the Bye. DPo's Cougars aren't ranked so it's as if nothing happened. Stay @ minus 3.

Bronyism lives in Seattle. Oregon with the Bye. But wait!! AP shows +2 love. 1 for the no drop. +3 on the weekend and you...didn't. Even. Play. Move on up to +11. That's how it's done, Son.

What did I tell  you about MooU, Teeblations? They may NOT suck (that much) after all. At least they don't suck as much as Wisconsin 👍. Meechy State 34, Wisco CheeseHeads 28 in OT. +1 for the win. Minus 10 on the season. 

Jimbo$$uke. Texas 24, Iowa State Cyclones 21. You had to watch this game to know how good it was. You probably didn't watch this game. Fuck you. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, plus 2 AP love and, well, lookie here, lookie  here. 'Bo$uke takes the lead with + 16.

SockPuppet. Baylor visits West Virginia and loses by 3. WVU 43, Baylor 40. Is the BIG-12 maybe the most fun conference to watch? Sure but, still, you lost. And you are down in a deep, deep hole at - 15.

Q. Iowa Hawkeyes with the Bye. Kirk Ferentz and his kid probably scored a Father-Son hooker 'date' this weekend. Why not? As pointed out earlier in this weekly bloviation, Kirk Ferentz has a BASE SALARY of $4,800,000 and his son,  the laughably underqualified OC for the Hawkeyes, scrapes a BASE of $890,000 off the table every year.  The DC, Phil Parker, who fields an all-conference defense yearly, and has been coaching since sonny boy Brian Ferentz was 5 years old,  makes 860 grand.

Where's the justice?

Iowa @ +3 in the BRFL.

Dog THE Bounty Hunter. An Instant Epic. USC swaggers into Provo, demolishes the Utes in the first half and ends up getting corked 43 to 42 at the closing bell. Suddenly, in BRFL terms, Utah rises from the dead. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, and +5 on the move-up in the AP. +7 on the weekend, minus 3 on the season. Never bet against the Dog. 

BroFro. NC State goes down to the OrangeMen of Syracuse on the road 9 - 24 and, worse, they lose their all-conference QB for the season with a torn pectoral. Does the GG Sweep salve the wound for the Breaux? Neaux. Horrific power-dive in the AP, minus 8. A crushing bleaux for BroFo as his season sits at minus 2.

Wisconsin 28, Meechy State 34. We've been over this. Snottie has had better seasons. His head coach has already been axed. It's a struggle. And it's probably going to get worse. Snottie, you are at minus 9. Your highest aspiration should be to end the season at minus 9.

ChiChi. Cincinnati doesn't play. But, yeah, Baby, that no drop point comes home, right, Bitch? Cincinnati at +9, but don't jizz yourself, Turdface. There's a new Liberace wannabe in town...

...USC takes a douching at the hands of the Utah Utes. 43 - 42 the final, Trojans on the losing end. Some unseemly whining by Lincoln Riley there at the end but, what the fuck, nobody trusts that son of a bitch. 

The AP slaps the proverbial 'Big Cock' across USC's face with a 5 point drop in the poll. USC now at +13. Bend over for the candelabra, Ronde'. USC at +13.

McLovin. Ohio State with the Bye. Next up, Iowa and the Ferentz Family Values. "Drive, drive on down that field, Men of the Scarlet and Gray..." No drop point feels so good. +3 on the season.

Next week is almost here, Brothers and Sisters.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 7 Results

 

GG Week 7.

Penn State comes to Ann Arbor and gets absolutely pissed on by the Evil Wolverine Conspiracy. Meechy 41, Penn State 17. Jimmie Khaks got him a team yo.

The Cowboys got they ass in a shootout with the Toads and dem Pokes done lost. 

TCU 43, Oklahoma State 40.

Men of Troy voyage to Provo and get dumped by the Utes. This one looked like another crippling by the Trojans in the first half. I went to bed, to be truthful.

Utah 43, USC 42.

Lola. 2 to go to 13. Sneaking up on respectability.

CCS. A deuce to go to 16.

DPo. SWEEP! Move up to 12. Stick with it, my Dude.

BroncoBronie. 2 to go to 11. Double low road.

Timmy! 2 to make 19. Definitely a Player.

'Bo$uke. SWEEP! 5 to go to 16.

SockPuppet. Only 1 to make 14.

Q. 1 to go to 14. You are in serious trouble.

DogTheBountyHunter. 2 to go to 13. Hind tit is what you suck.

BroFro. SWEEP! 5 to go to 19. The Bro' may be back.

Snottie. SWEEP! 5 to go to 23 and this fucker is on fire.

ChibaChew. 1 to go to 13. Bad at this you are.

Ronde'. 2 to go to 14. Nothing to get excited about.

McLovin. 1 to go to 12. Oh my God. Are you, like, just guessing?

That's a wrap on Week 7.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 8 Games

 

Week 8:

(#9) UCLA Bruins @ (#10) Oregon Ducks. 3:30 PM. No clue who is broadcasting this.

(#20) Texas Longhorns @ (#11) Oklahoma State. 3:30 PM abc.

(#7) Ole Miss @ LSU Tigers. 3:30 PM CBS.

Roll the bones, My Friends.

Jimbo$$uke 

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 6 Results

 Week 6.

Lola. Notre Dame dumps BYU 28 - 20 in the 'Pinstripe Bowl' or whatever the fuck. Notre Dame  has found an offense: throw it to the tight end. Could be worse. +1 for the win. Lola @ minus 28 on the season.

scUM drops the Hoosiers on the road, 31 - 10. It was close for awhile. KhakiPoof feeds Blake Corum until he basically dies or wins the Heisman. AP not buying it. 1 for the win, drop one in the poll. Stoogatz on the weekend. CCS stays at +11.Tickle the ivories, TinyDancer.

Last second TD toss in the corner saves the Cougs and it's Houston 33 on the road over Memphis 32. This is a quality win and perhaps the Cougars don't completely suck. +1 for the win never felt so good as DPo moves to minus 3. 

KBronita. Oregon cock-whips hapless Arizona to the tune of 49 - 22 on the road. The Ducks are the real deal. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. No love. +2 on the weekend. Bronilingus at +8.

Timmy! Things don't go at all well for Sparty. MooU gets manhandled by Ohio State, 49 - 20 in East Lansing. And it wasn't that close. You get zero. You are minus 11. Be glad you're not Mel Tucker.

Texas victimizes Oklahoma in the Red River Rivalry. Quinn Ewers is back and it's good to be Quinn Ewers. 21 of 31, 289 yds, 9.3 avg., 4 TDs, 1 INT, 92.3 QBR. Jimbo$$uke has a day: 1 for the win, 3 for the  move up into the poll @ #22 and DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE!, +5 more. That's +9 on the weekend people and The Commissioner for Life stands at +12. I think you hear me knockin', Ronde'.

Baylor with the bye. A time for rest and prayer. SockPuppet lives at a horrific minus 15.

Q. Iowa visits Champaign, Illinois but leaves the offense home. Again. Iowa 6 (FGs), Illinois 9. Really? Iowa has one of the absolute best defenses in the country. They are 3 and 3. Fucking fire somebody. Q with +3.

I post this unflattering picture of Chip Kelly to make DogTheBountyHunter feel better after Utah gets waxed by UCLA in Pasadena, 42 - 32. A blistering free fall courtesy of the AP. Minus 9 lands your ass at minus 10 on the season. Despair. Woe. But, Dog. Earth to Dog. A chance at redemption. USC this week. 

Florida State comes to Charlotte and loses to NC State 19 - 17. Sounds like a good game. Nobody saw it. Still. BroFro is hanging around. 1 for the win. AP lays the bone at minus 1. The weekend is a wash with zero. Stay at +6.

Fresh off the sacking of Paul Chryst, Wisconsin road trips to Evanston and skonks Northwestern 42 -7.

Jim Leonhard is the interim head coach. If any of the cheeseheads in Madison have half a brain he will be the head coach after this season. +1 for the win. Snottie at minus 9. All is not lost.

U of South Florida bails on hurricane season and tootles up to Cincinnati to get spanked 28 - 24 by the Bearcats. ChiChi is getting serious. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Burning Love from the AP with +3 more. +5 weekend and it's +8 on the season for ChibaChews. 

Wash State travels to the Coliseum and gets skinned by the Men of Troy, 30 - 14. The AP is unimpressed. Sure, +1 for the win (can't be helped) but then a jolly 'kiss-my-ass' with minus 1 in the Poll. The weekend is a wash for Ronde'. Stay at +18.

Ohio State carpet-bombs Meechy State on the road, 49 - 20. We've been over this. Sparty needs to find an answer. Ohio State has a defense again. That's a problem for everyone. McLovin picks up 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 for the AP move up. +3  weekend and 'Lovin is +2 on the season. 

I'm a little uncomfortable.

On to Week 7.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 6 Results

 

This was the week that was.

Tennessee humbles LSU in Tiger Stadium: 40 - 13 and it wasn't that close. Absolute beat down.

UCLA abuses Utah 42 - 32 in a half empty Rose Bowl. Bruins got it goin' on.

Notre Dame bests BYU 28 - 20 in a bullshit Notre Dame Road/Home game. Hating. 

Lola. SWEEP! 5 to go to 11. Lola says, "Fuck you, Boys, I'm not done."

CCS. 1 to go to 14. Not your best outing, Chippenhausen.

DPo. 1 to go to 7. We're getting used to you underperforming.

BronieBoy. 1 to go to 9. Really? Like, who are you?

Timmy! SWEEP! 5 to go to 17. Holy shit. Where the fuck did this come from? You usually suck.

Bo$$uke. Absolute zero. Might as well have skipped the week. The shame. 11. Retard.

SockPuppet. 2 to go to 13. Fuck you.

Q. You got one right. You're not better than me. You do have 13 though.

DogTheBountyHunter. 1 to go to 11. Turd.

BroFro. 2 to go to 14, Big Asshole.

Snottie. 2 to go to 18. Everybody hates you but at least you're leading GG, Tool.

ChiChi. 2 to go to 12. Hanging around. In an annoying way.

Ronde'. 2 to go to 12. Could do nicely without you.

McLovin. One. You like bears, you nailed the Bruins. 11 on the season. 

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 7 Games

 

Now it's getting real in GG.

Penn State (#10) @ Meechy (#5), in the Big House, Saturday, Oct 15, Noon, FOX.

Oklahoma State (#8) @ TCU (#13), Fort Worth, TX, Oct 15, 3:30 PM, abc.

USC (#7) @ Utah (#20), Salt Lake City, Utah, Oct 15, 8 PM, FOX.

Roll the bones.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 5 Results

 BRFL Week 5.

'Woe be to the Inhabitants of the Earth and of the Sea!

For the Devil is come down unto you.

Having great wrath because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.'

- Revelations 12:12

Still. 

The BRFL season marches on.

Lola. Notre Dame with the BYE week. Would that they could all be bye weeks for the Domers. Stay @ - 29.

scUM dumps Iowa in Kinnick, 27 - 14. Starting to look like the Lads from Ann Arbor are for real. AP doesn't care. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, no love. +2 weekend, CCS @ + 11 on the season. 

Tulane, the Green Wave, drops the U of Houston 27 - 24, and this was a home tilt for Houston. This is shaping up to be a nightmare season for The Po. Stay at minus 4.

Oregon cock-whips Stanford at home, 45 - 27. Fear the Tree my ass. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up and KBron is in third place with +6.

Meechy State loses again, this time on the road against perennial powerhouse Maryland, 27 - 13. Mel Tucker on the hot seat. MooU going nowhere. Teebs is about to enter the witness protection program. Again. Minus 11 is your enduring shame, Bitch.

West Virginia visits Texas in Austin and gets waxed, 38 - 20. No love from the AP. 'Bo$$uke picks up one to go to +3.

Oklahoma State with the  visitor's ass beat on host Baylor, 36 - 25. AP is offended. Power plunge out of the Poll (minus 9) and then the obligatory, sadistic REAM! for - 5 more. A devastating weekend for the SockPuppet. He is lain to rest at minus 15.

Q. Iowa continues to disappoint. Can't dispose of The Evil Wolverine Conspiracy at home and gets drilled by Bleu 27 - 14. Stay at plus 3. This year, that's respectable. Still, an opportunity squandered.

DogTheBountyHunter. Utah bangs the Beavers 42 - 16 for the win. Yes, Dog shoots a lot of Beaver to the tune of 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 for the AP move up. Ramming Beaver yields +3 for the Dog and he settles at Minus 1 on the season. 

NC State throws a scare into Dabo the Perpetual Asshole, in 'Death Valley' but they still come up short, losing 20 - 30. 

BroFro takes it on the chin as the AP docks him 4 for losing by ten points to heavily favored Clam-son on the road. Where's the justice? Still +6 total, tied for the Old Piano Pounder Award. 

Wisconsin goes on the road against the dependably awful Illini and gets nuked 34 - 10. To quote DPo, and probably for the last time, 'Chryst is crucified' as the Board of Trustees pulls the plug on Paul Chryst's tenure. Sad. Especially if you're Snottie. Minus 10. Wow. 

ChiChi. Cincy takes a road trip to Tulsa and dumps the Golden Hurricanes 31 - 21. Somehow, someway the AP is orgasmic over this minor feat and it's 1  for the win, 1 for the move up into the Poll @ #24 and DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! for ChibaChew, +5 more. It's been a while since we've seen a DIDDLE! The Chew is right back in the thick of it with +3. Nice.

Ronde'. USC hosts the Sun Devils of Az. State and promptly bends them over to the tune of 42 - 25. The USC pick is shaping up as legendary. +2 drives Ronde' up to +18 and, really, no one else is even close. Not sure how I feel about this.

McLovin. Ohio State shells Rutgers at home, 49 - 10. The Buckeye QB has an off day. The team is injury riddled. Still. Rutgers. 49 -10. Miyan Williams goes off for 189 and 5 TDs. 

Our Honor Defend.

The 'Lovin' @ minus 1. 

See you next week, Bitches.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 6 Games

 It's Week 6.

Play time's over.

(#8) Tennessee @ (#25) LSU. In Baton Rouge. Noon, ESPN.

(#11) Utah @ (#18) UCLA. In Pasadena. 3:30 PM. FOX.

(#16) BYU @ Notre Dame. In South Bend, Indiana. 7:30 PM. NBC Peacock. 

Now, it's getting real. 

Roll the bones.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life