Blacks Road Football League: BRFL Week 2 Results

BRFL Week 2 Results.

Lola. Oh my fucking GOD. Worst case scenario much? Tyler Buchner, a promising QB playing for what is, apparently, a shitty team, is out for the season. Who knows what the back up's name is, but he threw a pick on his second pass from scrimmage. First year coach is 0 - 3. Not promising. And, oh yeah. You lost to unranked Marshall 26 - 21 at home. Notre Dame probably paid Marshall a million dollars to whip their ass in South Bend. Must I say it? You got the REAM. Worse, you Hindenberged MINUS 17 on the way down. That's minus 22 on the weekend ( a record crap-out, I'm sure) and you started at minus 9. Say hello to minus 31. No one, in 16 years, has gotten smacked up side the head like this. Wow.

Tool-sack, blaspheming bastard CCS and fucking Meechy. Hawaii is so bad that scUM was able to truck-drag them around the Big House to the tune of 56 - 10. JJ McCarthy is your QB. Unless KhakiWanker can find a way to screw it up. McCarthy makes Cade McNamara look like a double amputee. Jesus. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. No love from the AP because... HAWAII. 2 point weekend to go to +5.

DPo. An unfortunate road game in Texas. Texas Tech 33, Houston 30. They play them some good foo-ball in Texas so I'm not ready to say Houston was a pick that smells like ass. But the AP is! REAM! Minus 5 and that's your total. You're not dead yet but I am definitely putting your sorry-ass squad on 'snooze'.

Komronovich. Holy shit with extra sauce! Oregon passes out the 'toot' pre-game and the Ducks just fucking curb-stomp Eastern Washington 70 to 14. No mercy here. The AP likes this kind of disembowelment and you get the DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE!. 1 for the win, 5 for the Diddle to #25 AP and you go to minus 13 on the season. May not seem like a big deal, but it is.

Timmy! The Akron Zips go to East Lansing and get absolutely pissed on by the Spartans 52 - 0. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +3 for the Almighty AP move up in the poll. +5 for the weekend and +8 for the season and Teeblations has something going on with Moo U.

Well, looky here, looky here. Alabama sneaks by Texas in Austin 20 - 19 and they look like shit doing it. They hold on for the win despite the Horn's back-up QB playing on one leg for three quarters. 15+ penalties, several of them stupid, undisciplined, "I'm a fucking asshole and I play for Alabama" unsportsmanlike conduct flags. Saban doesn't seem like he's in control. You hate to see it. For a loss (a LOSS) the AP awards the DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! to the Longhorns. That's +5. They land at 21 that's +4 on the move up. That's 9 points on the weekend and +10 total. You look at ME! Jimbo$$uke is the Captain now.

Baylor takes a trip to Mormon Country and gets douched by BYU 26 - 20. Fans swarm the field. But that's not the point. The point is that SockPuppet/Puppet Master take the "L" and assume the crash position for a screaming nose-dive of minus 8 in the AP. Baylor was +2 but now they are minus 6. Seemed excessive to me but, hey, I'm willing to let it go.

Q. Oh, Sweet Jesus. Iowa State 10, Iowa 7. The $4,800,000 dollar man lays another egg at home, in Kinnick Stadium, which used to be a tough place to play. The good news? You were unranked so you can't get the Ream. Stay at +1.

Utah goes on the road and NUKES Southern Utah to the tune of 73 -7. That is just ridiculous. What the fuck is going on? Me not know. The bitch of it is that the AP actually drops Utah one so, with the win, the weekend is a wash for DogTheBountyHunter. 73 points and...nothing? Sad but true. Dog stays at minus 10.

Charleston Southern gets molested by NC State at where ever the fuck NC State plays, 55 - 3. BroFro feeling better about his pick. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +2 for the move up. 4 point weekend. The 'Fro claws his way back to Zero.

Wisconsin is not good. At home, in Camp Randall, they get scrubbed by little-known Washington State, 17 - 14. The AP shows no mercy dropping the Badgerinos 6 in The Poll. And, sure, that's good for a REAM! So add minus 5 more, why don'tcha'? That's a catastrophic minus 11 weekend. Snotty started at zero (appropriately) and now is down below sea level at minus 11. We may be witnessing the twilight of the Paul Chryst era in Madison.

At home in the Queen City Cincinnati decimates somebody called "Kennesaw State", 63 - 10. This fools no one. 1 for the win. ChibaChews picks up +1 and rests at minus 6.

Kennesaw State, Folks.

USC dispatches Stanford 41 - 28 at The Farm. Hard to know what to make of this because Stanford now sucks. Still. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and, wait a second, the AP doles out +3 for this predictable waxing of The Cardinal. +5 on the weekend. +11 on the season for Ronde'.

The Arkansas State Red Wolves come to Columbus and get beetled by the Buckeyes 45 -12. Something seems off about Ohio State on offense. But the defense is a welcome surprise as all the Red Wolves points came on FGs. No love from the AP. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +2 on the weekend. Minus 7 on the season. Steep is the climb up the mountain, McLovin.