GG Week 2 Results

 

GG Week 2.

Iowa State comes to town.

The Iowa State Cyclones take home the CyHawk trophy by managing to score 10 points in Kinnick Stadium which is something the home team, Iowa, hasn't been able to do yet this year. 10 - 7 Cyclones and the Hawkeyes are on life support.

Tennessee tops the home team, Pitt, in OT, 34 - 27. The Vols looking all kind of for real.

Kentucky pulls in to the Swamp and drops Florida 26 -16. Will Levis balls out for the Wildcats and...Anthony Richardson? Goes from super to shitty in one week: 14/35 143 yds 4.1 avg (4.1!) 2 INTs (nice), for a QBR of 3.8. That's, Three. Point. Eight. 

Will Levis tries to remain humble

Lola throws a no hitter. Zero. Stay at 2. You're not having a great season.

CCS. 2 to go to 4.

DPo. Whiffs three times. 0. Stay at 2.

BronieBoy. Love those Vols. 1 to go to 3.

Timmy! Picks up 2 to go to 7. A Player.

'Bo$$uke. 2 to go to 4. Meh.

SockPuppet. 2 to go to 7.

Q. Jesus. A no hitter. 0 for you. 

DogTheBountyHunter. Also a strike out. 0 to stay at 5.

BroFro. The Vols are your friend. No one else is. 1 to go to 6.

Snotty. 2 to go to 7. You need every GG point you can get.

ChiChi. You finally got a point. You have +1, Mr. Reverse Mortgage.

Ronde'. Just one this week. Are you a shit picker in GG all of a sudden? 6 total.

McLovin. 1 to go to 6. Vols help you avoid the shut out. 

There's always next week.

Jimbo$$uke,

Commissioner for Life