GG Week One Results

 

GG Week 1:

Penn State 35 - Purdue 31. Purdue seemed to have this one well in hand until Penn State's tenth-year senior QB, Sean Clifford, un-corked a "where the fuck did that come from?" drive and the Boilers put on a clinic on how not to manage the clock in the final minute. Take home messages: Sean Clifford's knee is NOT sound. Penn State struggles to run the football. Purdue is good and could do some damage in the B1G. Fuck all  you twerps who picked PSU. 

Arkansas 31 - Cincinnati 24. Wooo-Pig-Sooie. Arkansas is stocked with key players picked up in the tranfer portal and KJ Jefferson is a  hell of a QB. Cincinnati's QB is an Eastern Michigan transfer and the Bearcats, as a group, made a ton of mistakes but they definitely do not suck. 

Ohio State 21 - Notre Dame 10. But for an ill-advised double safety blitz in the red zone the Domers could have won this game. I'll never understand why they went away from what had been working all night, especially down inside their own 30. Buckeyes you've never heard of stepped up to make huge plays. Ohio State has a defense again and it's talented and deep. 

Lola:  2, went with Purdue.

CCS:  2, Boilers get him in the bung.

DPo.:  2, Shows love for Cincy. Love not returned.

Bronie: 2, Butt-popped by Purdue Pete.

Timmy!: SWEEP! 5.

'Bo$$uke: 2, Pounded in the pooper by Purdue.

SockPuppet:  SWEEP! 5.

QXXX: No entry. I checked by email, phone and the blog. What's your deal? 0.

DogTheBountyHunter:  SWEEP! 5.

BroFro:  SWEEP! 5.

Snottie:  SWEEP! 5.

ChibaChews: No entry. Jesus Christ, ChiChi, take a break from the Skunk. 0.

Ronde':  SWEEP! 5.

McLovin:  SWEEP! 5.

See you next week, Turds.

Jimbo$$uke,

Commissioner for Life