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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Heismaniac 2.0: The Desolation


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Among the ashes that remain from BRFL Season Ocho, there lay in ruin the crushed spirit of the poorly conceived contest of the Commissioner's own creation. Kept alive and fueled purely by 'Bosuke's boundless ego, the oft confusing, ill-managed and seemingly random tribunal that was the Heismaniac was destined to go the way of New Coke. Even the out of touch and tone deaf Commish could see that change was nigh, and lo, he implored the Great Minds of the BRFL to resurrect his abortion while he cowered in fear and an alcoholic haze..

And now, it is time.

Birthed from the steaming loins of Snottie "I ain't cryin'" Ryan, and further proof that the BRFL ganglion are never at rest, we present to the brethren (and sistren) in a hail of trumpets and barrage of rotten fruit and pre-teen panties, the latest and greatest machination designed to rid you of those pesky guilders. Douches and douchette, here is Heismaniac 2.0: The Desolation.


Your Heismaniac 2.0: The Desolation Ballot Form:

5pts
10pts
20 pts


Conference
Position
Player

First
B1G
RB
Elliott
x3
Second
SEC
QB
Prescott
x2
Third
SEC
RB
Fournette
x1






Rules
#1. Pick the Conference the Heisman winner, runner up and third place dude come from.
Points: Picking the conference spot correctly gets you 5 points for third place, double points for second, triple points for first.
Example: I picked the Heisman winner comes from the B1G conference. If
he does, I get 15 points (5 for getting the conference and triple points for first place= 15 points).
Say I wiff on the first and second place finishers but the 3rd place winner is from
the SEC (even if it isn't Fournette). I get 5 pts x1 (for third place).

#2 Pick the Position of the winner/finalists
Same dillio. Maybe you only get the QB in 2nd place. 20 points.

#3 Pick the Playa. Get the winner right, 60 points!

#4. Most points wins. You can get player wrong and still get points for the position
or conference.
#5. Assuming 10 participants, payout is $60, $30, $10.
#6. As with all BRFL functions, an overriding concern is when you douches get "cute". We need to prevent your attempts at block voting, i.e. filling your ballot with all the same guy, same position
and same conference. Each "player" spot must be a different name; no conference can appear more than twice on your ballot and no more than two of the same positions can appear on your ballot.
Further explanation at the payout, because we understand that most, if not all of you are pretty dense. Just give us your money and all will be cool.

6 comments:

  1. 5 stars out of a possible 4. many thanks, from the BRFL front office, to DDong and Snottie for their fine work. Now we got us a game in Heismaniac. Strong work, Lads.

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  2. Oh, it's gone well beyond BFF stage. We're talking heavy petting.

    Jealous?

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  3. It's a three way, SeaDouche. And you're not one of the three.

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