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Draft days are here again, sing hallelujah.
Here's the draft order:
Snottie: Clemson Tigers
SeaGras: Louisville Cardinals
ClemClam: UCLA Bruins
McTool: Georgia Bulldogs
Jimbosuke: Baylor Bears
SockSack: Wisconsin Badgers
BroFro: Virginia Tech Hokies
TimmyBons: Texas A&M Aggies
Chip n' Syph: Michigan State Spartans
Drewche: USC Trojans
QLove : Boise State Broncos
Randgina: Miami Hurricanes
SkHank: on the clock
Pick the #1 team in the poll, ream yourself, start at minus 5.
Pick #2, start at minus 4, etc.
#5 you start at minus 1, Mr. PlayItSafe.
Every one else starts at 0.
Second Thoughts Draft.
Not sure how this will work yet but please send me your #2 pick, the team you couldn't quite bring yourself to pick, in an email, to jamslak@gmail.com.
Let's get to it, People,
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
Ahhhhh....the season finally is born !!!!
ReplyDeleteA little under 9 hours left, Snottie.
ReplyDeleteSnottie's in with Clemson. The Clemson Tigers. So last year.
ReplyDeleteSeaGrass on the clock.
Louisville
ReplyDeleteLouisville
ReplyDeleteLong way to fall with those two picks. Both teams reside in the no mans land of the poll. Only doom and damnation ahead. Clemson most likely to have multiple starters suspended during the season. Bunch of potheads who likey the mary jane. Louisville a one player team. Good news: Sean and Snot will pick 1-2 next year.
ReplyDeleteMcTool,aka THE Steaming Pile is picking the SEC's GEORGIA BULLDOGS.
ReplyDeleteThe Big 10 can suck it!
Long live the BRFL!
Ooooh, murderous schedule, long, long way to fall. A lot of downside to that pick. I'd skip the Christmas gifts this year if I were you. But I'm not, and I will sleep well the rest of the year knowing my financial fate is not tied to the Bulldogs I can smell your regret on the evening breeze, McBlewIt.
DeleteDawgs will surprise you...
DeleteDoes the Commish even know he's on the clock right now?
ReplyDeleteSix Days to the kick off of the season...six BRFLers still left to pick...
ReplyDeleteSockPuppet, did you email me your Second Thoughts Draft pick? Email me with the team you almost took but pussied out on.
ReplyDeletePlease.
Jimbosuke
C4L
Commish - You ARE going to share the Sloppy Seconds list with the league, right? I know how much you respect the whole transparency of leadership thing.
ReplyDeleteYes, Douche. But not until I have the whole list.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I have to beg guys to make their picks this year. What the fuck? Pies not as tasty this summer? Is it the tee shirt thing? What?
ReplyDeletePies and steak were outstanding...
DeleteGoing with Michigan State
ReplyDeleteccs
I'm nervous about anything with the word "Michigan" in it after my Season 7 debacle.
DeleteSparty? Hey. Your funeral.
ReplyDeleteEmail me your Second Thoughts Draft pick, Mr. Suicidal Pick.
Drewche on the clock.
Still no BroFro.
No pick yet, PalmSweat?
ReplyDeletePussy.
Drewche puts a load in his pants with USC and QLove is on the clock.
ReplyDeleteQSpot in with Boise State and RanDouche is on the clock.
ReplyDeleterdiddle picks Miami.
ReplyDeleteAnd SkHank is on the clock. Then BroFro. Then we're underway.
ReplyDeleteJimbosuke
at 351 pm, actually 403, BroP pins the tail on Virg T, and Granpa Frank. second choice, per the commish's request, is Fresno St
ReplyDeletePaul- the team you picked starts their season against Alabama. Are you sure that is a good pick?
ReplyDeleteBarb-that was last year i think. if i recall, this year they open with Washington and Lee at home. Thanks for looking out for me though.
ReplyDeleteStill a tight game, BroFro.
ReplyDeleteBack around and SkHank on the clock until the Thursday kickoff.
Jimbosuke
Hey General Bro Fro Custer ( Sorry, I know some Cooperstownians are still sensitive about "Redskins" references )---- The Commissioner for Life is indeed correct, as #1 ALABAMA plays Vagina Touch at 5:30 PM on Saturday August 31st...I think the Tide are favored by maybe only 417 points or something....can't wait to tune in.
ReplyDeleteSkHank doomed to be eternally on the clock?
ReplyDelete6 PM Deadline for the Schwank to pick, right?
ReplyDeleteSeason kicks off with or without the lad.
Where's Hank's pick?
ReplyDeleteSkHank, taking one more step towards an openly gay lifestyle, has not responded to my phone calls, emails and other various entreaties.
ReplyDeleteIt's been fun, SkHank. And it's been real. But it hasn't been real fun.
We move forward with 12.
We're underway, Bitches. Let the hating begin.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
PS: "Twerk Douglas". Now there is a handle I can respect.
Who else but the Poet Laureate? Just another awesomely awesome day in the life of the BRFL. Kudos, Teeba.
Is SkHank aware of the BRFL exit fee?
DeleteD God,
DeleteIsn't the exit fee the return of the previous year's winnings?
Plus 10%.
Twerk Douglas was me, Douchebag....that's the beauty of anonimity and using the Name/URL ( now flushed out by your misdirected accolades )
ReplyDeleteDirty Dozen of BRFLers has a nice ring to it.
My Dawgs is gonna pound those Clemson Twerk Offs tomorrow night, just sayin'.
Yeah, the lack of emoticons, exclamation points and gratuitous use of the CAPS button threw me off, too.
ReplyDeleteBITE ME DREW !!!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteLeave Mike alone!
ReplyDeleteBeam me up, Snottie.
ReplyDeleteCCS vs Adirondack (B School) and Ilion/Mohawk (C school) tomorrow at 9 AM. Frankfort Schuyler HS. We are a D school with 19 guys, three of whom have never played the organized game.
ReplyDeleteDoomed.
BRFLers, please pray for the football team formerly known as The Redskins...Holy Shit, sounds a bit like George Armstrong Custer's last stand!
Delete19 Boys become Men today!