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Monday, August 26, 2013

Gridiron Guru, the Debut

GG Season 8, week one, you bitches:

1:  (5) Georgia @ (8) Clemson 8 PM Sat
McTool's SEC bullshit team vs.Snottie's ACC collapsible rape dummy.

2:  (22) Northwestern @ unranked Cal 10:30 PM Sat
Egg-head, Chicago-based cross dressers  vs. drug-addled counter culture hippies.

3.  (12) LSU vs (20) TCU, neutral site. 9 PM Sat
Crazy.
Les.
Miles.

1 point for each win.
5 points if you nail them all.

Fuck you.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life


20 comments:

  1. Bro "glad to be back, let me tell you about my sharkin' vacation and free tenedorectomy" Fro takes Clemsahn, NW, LSU

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  2. R diddle. Or R$$$$
    Georgia
    NWstern
    TCU

    past performance does not guarantee future returns.

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  3. McTool predicts GEORGIA, Northwestern and LSU.

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  4. Georgia
    Can't root against Sonny Dykes and the Cal boys so taking them.
    Rooting for TCU and the ghosts of Shake Tiller and Billy Clyde Puckett but picking LSU.
    Teebs

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  5. Teeblations: Poet Laureate of the BRFL and GG Scholar.

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  6. Not afraid the Crazy Les Miles will disappoint, Lads?

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  7. Georgia, Northworstern, The CFLM Turfchewers.

    D. Po.
    Thug fo' life,
    fo' life.

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  8. WHOA JOHNNY
    30 minutes.
    Rice got off easy the whining bastards.

    SHOW ME MY MONEY!!!!
    JOHNNY FOOTBALL
    REMAINS KING OF THE NCAA
    SABAN IS AS SERF
    LES MILE CAN TWERK
    IN THE SECOND HALF
    JOHNNY GOES TO WORK

    Bling baby.
    TEEBS

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  9. Bling indeed, Poet Laureate.
    What a league!
    "Twerk" and "Serf" in the same stanza.

    Impressive.

    Let's kick this bitch off, yo.

    Jimbosuke

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  10. Clemson, California and Texas Christian U.

    Represent, you FartSniffers.

    Word.

    Jimbosuke

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  11. I didn't know Northwestern had a team.
    That's why I'm picking them. I've heard of LSU. I'll take them.
    Who is Les Miles?
    Give me Clemson because it has a Clem in it.

    Clem

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  12. Did I read it right, Towson beat Uconn last night? Coaching staff done after this year!

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    1. I don't think they will make it to the end of the year. I see a mid-season purge, especially if there is someone currently available. Like Jim Tressel.

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    1. Jim, It must be Ann Onymous, don't you know her?

      What would you expect from someone who thinks Clam Song can beat my DAWGS?! Woof!

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