http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/mac/2013/07/30/ohio-college-football-countdown-2013-preview/2598809/
Don't want to read inspired posts like "Taser a naked Beaver", you fucking douchebags?
Consider "Bobcat Bite"
Achy, Breaky Heart, BroFro. Am I right? Are you tearing up just a little at the season that might have been? 7-0 out of the gate, including a humiliating bend-over of the hated Nittanies. Nice. Lewking Gewd, BroFro!
Then, the horrible, horrible injuries. Gouging your money-hemorrhaging pooper well into the Bobcat two-deep. Oh, WOE! Oh, MISERY! sobs and banshee wailing. We've all been there.
But, lo. A new season dawns for the BobCunts.
They return studs like senior QB Tyler Tettleton. And human wrecking ball, Sr. RB Beau Blankenship.
I shit my pants every time I think about a world where a team can have two guys with names like Tyler Tettleton and Beau Blankenship and get away with it.
8-4? Third place in the MAC? FUCK YOU. That's so 2012. Maybe go with the BoobCats one more throw of the dice, BroFrodesiac? Step UP, my man.
Step up.
Jimbosuke
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