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Thursday, July 11, 2013

Oh, Those Buckeyes!



Unverified Voracity Ranks Most Buckeye

By Brian — July 11th, 2013 at 1:16 PM — 0 comments
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The most Buckeye. What is the most Ohio State thing? Is it chasing off a touted linebacker recruit with your tilty-head child porn whatnots?
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That's pretty Buckeye. Is it getting caught pleasuring yourself in the library by Carl Monday? Is it punching an opposing player because you're mad?
I think the kid who named his tumor "Michigan" is the most Ohio State thing.
Grant Reed is only 12, but the young Ohio State fan has scored a major victory over “Michigan.”
It’s what he named his brain tumor.
According to a report by NBC affiliate WCMH, Reed was recently released from Nationwide Children’s hospital in Columbus, Ohio, after completing chemotherapy in a two-year fight with the brain tumor. Doctors give him a good prognosis.
Congratulations, kid. You are both alive and the most Buckeye, at least until a guy wearing an Andy Katzenmoyer jersey poops on Desmond Howard live on Gameday, then punches out Herbstreit for being a "fake Buckeye."
MOST BUCKEYE RANKINGS
  1. Naming brain tumor "Michigan"
  2. "Everybody kills"
  3. Committing insurance fraud with the vehicle some booster provided you
  4. Tilty-head child-porn selfie fetish that chases away Alex Anzalone
  5. Library jackin'
  6. Dymonte Thomas is totally gonna flip you guys
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  1. Lance Herbstrong, Commissioner for LifeJuly 12, 2013 at 8:20 AM

    Yes, Grant Reed and the Brain Tumor named Michigan. I was going to post that but then I thought, whoa, didn't Mind Freak have a child who won a wrasslin' match with her own brain tumor? And wouldn't brain tumor posts be kind of, well, so "DPo"? But then, what the fuck, I'm just a buck nut who believes Kurt Herbshit could use a good shove up fat MayDay's asshole. I don't have that sophisticated, Harvard of the Midwest sense of humor. Thanks for the post, DPo. Now let me get back to wanking it in the libraray, please. PS: what is tilty head child porn?

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