GG Week 5 Results

 

Penn State 13, Northwestern 34. When your team runs for 48 yards and the other team runs for 413 (including two different guys gaining over 150), you are in trouble. Maybe your QB, named Rocco, can make up for it by chucking the ball for 243. But not if he throws 2 INTs. Foot meets ass. Penn State takes a beatin' in Evanston. Matt Campbell is in over his head. 

Alabama 56, Mississippi State 23. The cowbell jokes are everywhere as Mississippi State takes the 'L' at home. The Tide lays a whuppin' on the Bulldogs and what th hell else did you really expect? Three people picked MSU. It cost McLovin a sweep. GG is not a friendly game.

Navy 9, Air Force 14. Two Service Academies slug it out in Colorado and BreauxFreaux's season is on life support. I get it. Navy was good last year. Maybe they will be good again. That's for others to say. All I know is that it could get worse for the Bro. 

Scores:

Q: Adds 1 to total 13.

ChibaChews: +2 for 10 total. Not too shabby.

DogTheBountyHunter: plus 2 for a share of the lead at 14.

Lola: Adds 2 to make 7.

Ronde': 1. Now you have 5. This is like getting molested at summer camp. I guess. 

DPo: SWEEP! The 'Po is the only sweeper. That sucks. 5 to share the lead at 14.

SockPuppet: Add 2 to total 7.

SpecialK.: 2 to make 7.

$$uke: Had 9, got 2, total 11.

Psycho: 1. Not great. Total 7. Your picking blows.

Timmy!: add 2 to reach 9. A bad, bad weekend for you. 

McLovin: 2 + 7 = 9. So close but ... MSU? I'm getting DNA testing. Nothing personal. 

Big Dom: had 6, added 2, has 8. Oddly shitty year for Big Dom.

BreauxFreaux: 1. Despair. Total 11. Still in the hunt but wishing this weekend hadn't happened. 

We're moving on.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life