Week 11 Results
BYU takes a little trip down to Lubbock and also takes an ass-beatin' from TTech. BYU 7, Texas Tech 29. And the Cougar's 7 came in the 4th quarter when the game was effectively over. Most of us nailed this one. The Red Raiders are for real.
Texas A&M goes on the road and pushes Missouri around for four quartes. TAMU 38, Missouri 17. Missouri was without their QB1 so only McLovin picked them.
Hats off to Ronde' and Teebs who didn't forget that DJ Lagway, the Florida signal caller, is a fragile, broken shell of a man. I couldn't watch this game anymore after the Gators went three and out on their first possession of the third quarter. Kentucky 38, Florida 7 (those 7 were in the first quarter, by the way). Lagway tosses three interceptions and apparently gets yanked for some guy named Tramell Jones, Jr. Florida also loses a fumble. Kentucky gets in on the Turnoverpalooza with 1 pick and three lost fumbles.
This comedy of errors caused $$uke considerable pain, since he bet the ranch and you don't get nothin' for two out of three.
Q. 1 to go to 23.
Chiba. 2 to make 18. One of your best showings.
DTBH. 1 to make 20.
Lola. Texted picks in from Guatemala. Now that's effort. 2 to make 15.
Ronde'. 2 to reach 19.
DPo. 2 to make it to 18.
Sockpocket. 2 to garner 19 on the season.
KBro. 2 to make 28. Acute pain watching his Gators crumble.
$$uke. Had 26. Bet the Ranch. Lost 13 of those. Got 2 right. Add it up, Bitch. I have 15.
Psycho. 2 to get 29.
Teebs. SWEEP! The only one. 5 to make it 24. Suddenly a Star.
McLovin. 1 to make it 18. Just stop it.
Big Dom. 2 to reach 30. The GG Leader.
BroFro. 2 to make 29.
Lorne Malvo
Commissioner for Life
I needed a modicum of respectability in this fetid LSU swamp of a season. And wait….the Commish (Praise Him!) actually watches games?!? Who has time?!?
ReplyDeleteThe Commissioner MAKES the time. It's who he is.
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