Week 9
Texas A&M dump-trucks LSU in Baton Rouge and drives another nail into Screaming Brian Kelly's coffin. TAMU: 224 yds rushing. LSU: 60. This stat is a little skewed because LSU QB Garrett Nussmeier somehow managed to lose 44 yards on 6 carries. He wasn't sacked once. Texas A&M 49, LSU 25.
LSU's defense seems to be trying. 7 sacks, 2 TFLs, 2 INTs. But Brian Kelly's offense is ass.
Oklahoma and Ole Miss squared off in the Palace on the Prairie and the Sooners took the 'L' 34 - 26. Trinidad Chambliss can run. John Mateer thinks he can run (he can't but that didn't stop him from trying 13 times for 17 yards.) Neither one can throw very well, except for that one beauty that Mr. Chambliss dropped into the basket for Dae'Quan Wright to stick the fork in Oklahoma.
Brent Venables needs a new offensive coordinator.
Missouri throws a scare into the Commodores, but they still end up on the losing end. Mizzu 10, Vandy 17, at home in Nashville. Right now nobody wants to play Vanderbilt.
Chiba. 2 to get to 15. Hates John Mateer.
DogTheBountyHunter. SWEEP! Needed 5 to reach 18.
Lola. SWEEP! Anchor down! Finally sticks with Vandy and it pays off. Total is 12.
Ronde'. 2 + 15 = 17.
DPo. Good Lord. 1. Up to 14 now.
Sockpuppy. SWEEP! 5 to reach 16. Turning it around in GG? I doubt it.
KBro. SWEEP! 5 to make 25.
$$uke. 2 to stall out at 24. Hate the whole state of Oklahoma.
Psycho. SWEEP! 5 to go to 26. Making a move.
Teebs. SWEEP! 5 to reach 19 and damned if you don't need every point, Mr. LSU-guy.
McLovin. 2 to make 17. Not really doing very well.
Big Dom. SWEEP! Power surge. 5 to take the lead with 27.
BroFro. 2 to make 25. Another John Mateer hater.
Lorne Malvo,
Commissioner for Life
Dayum! Wait, are we supposed to pick the winners? When did that change?
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