BRFL Week 13 Results

 Week 13.

KBron. Memphis with the BYE week. Stay at +16, BronieBoy.

BigDom. SMU blows out Virginia. Ponies 33, Cavs 7. Huge win for Big D. 1 for the W, 1 for the no drop, +4 on the move up from the AP. Dom locks up a share of the lead with +43. There's no quit in this motherfucker.

BreauxFreaux. Boise State sneaks past Wyoming 17 -13 in Laramie. Don't kid yourself, Laramie is a tough place to play against a bunch of love-starved Cowboys in late November. 1 for the win, 1 for the no-drop, 1 for the move up. +3 weekend. +43 for the Bro. 

DPo. God Posse performs another ritual sacrifice by bitch-slapping the Hilltoppers of Western Kentucky U to the tune of 38 - 21. Is this a big deal? No. +15 the total. 

Ronde'. VTech loses to Duke on the road, Hokies 28, Duke Guys 31. It's been a long year for Ronde'. Probably because VTech sucks ass. +12. 

$$uke. Isaac Brown is back for the Cardinals. Pitt QB1 gets carted off. Louisville 37 - Pittsburgh 9 in ol' Kentucky. 1 for the win. +18 on the season. Oh, what could have been. Sigh. 

DawgTheBountyHunter. Colorado comes to Lawrence, Kansas and gets pushed around by the Jayhawks 37 - 21. Is Deion Sanders full of shit? Well, yeah. 1 for the win. Dawg at Zero. Again I ask, where is the DIDDLE?

Lola O. LSU bests Vandy at home, 24 - 17. Not exactly stellar, but a win is a win. +1. LSU at -2. This is the kind of shit game that your season has come down to, Lola.

Psycho. Tennesee absolutely crucifies the University of Texas El Paso, 56 - 0. Well, truck-dragging UTEP is something, I guess. Here's the weird thing; One for the win. One for the no-drop. And +3 for the move up? You beat UTEP and get +3 from the AP? Okay. Sure. +5 weekend. +26 total.

SockPuppet. Miami humiliates Wake Forest 42 - 14. Again, what the fuck?! 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop and +3 from the AP. Okay, are you shitting me? Wake Forest? You beat them AT HOME. The shame. +5 weekend. +32 on the season. Christ. 

Oh. Iowa State tops Utah by a score of 31 - 28. That's another L for Chiba. Why include this gif of David Bowie and the great Mick Ronson during the Ziggy Stardust tour? Because both Bowie and Ronson were great once but they're dead now. And Utah was pretty good too, once upon a time. Minus 11 on the season. 

Q. Florida State autopsies Charleston Southern, 41 - 7 for a rare W, and Q moves up to -21. Congratulations. 

Timmy!. Penn State holds on to beat the Golden Gophers 26 - 25 in Minneapolis. 1 for the win, 1 for the move up. I smell playoffs. +23 on the year.

McLovin. Ohio State shatters Indiana 38 - 15 in Columbus. Indianapolis is a fraud. Now everyone knows this. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +10 for McLovin heading into The Game. 

Lance Herbstrong,

Commissioner for Life 

GG Week 13 Results

 Week 13

Ohio State fucks up Indiana's program 38 - 15 in The Shoe. Coach Cig is an asshole and the Buckeyes let him know it.

Rock Chalk Jayhawk. Coach Prime is also an asshole. Kansas dumps the Buffs  37 - 21. Kansas just running around playing spoiler. I ask, why no DIDDLE? 

Notre Dame carpet bombs Army 49 - 14. Why did I include this turkey of a game? I'm a little disappointed in myself. 

KBron. 1 to go to 25. Mailing it in much?

BigDom. Deuce. 25. Mediocrity should be your goal. 

BroFro. 2. 34.

DPo. 2 to make 32.

Ronde'. 1 to reach 17. Really, Ronde'?

$$uke. Take two to make 45.

DogTheBountyHunter. Faith in the Jayhawks pays off. SWEEP! 5 to reach 30.

Lola O. 2 to go to 26. Like, so laughable.

SockPuppet. 2 to equal 28. Wondering if you're getting your money's worth from the PuppetMaster. 

Psycho. 2 adds up to 29. Lame. Ass. 

ChibaChews. 2 makes it 34.

Q. Another of the Jayhawk faithful. SWEEP! 5 to reach 17. Approaching relevance. Not quite there yet.

Timmy!. SWEEP! What the FUCK?! 5 to reach 30. Suspect you cheated. 

McLovin. 1 to make it 24. The fuck is wrong with you, Boy?

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 12 Results

 BRFL Week 12

KBron. Memphis takes UAB out behind the woodshed. 53 - 18, a good old fashioned ass-beat. 1 for the win. +16 season total.

BigDom. The Ponies drop Boston College in Dallas. SMU 38 - BC 28. 1 for the win, 1 for the move up and +1 AP Love, +3 weekend and, at +37, BigDom has a little somethin' goin' on.

BreauxFreaux. Boise State pummels San Jose State on the road. Broncos 42 - Whatevers 21. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 for the move up. +3 weekend and the Bro has the lead with +40. Forty!?

DPo. Liberty Flames pull one out on the road against power house UMass, 35 - 34 in OT. +1 for the win. +14 on the season. Jesus Freaks acting like they don't give a shit.

Ronde'. Virginia Tech with the BYE week. +12 on the forgettable season for Ronde'.

$$uke. Louisville loses on the road at Stanford, 38 - 35, the Cardinal over the Cardinals. You know what? Fuck Louisville. The stadium in Palo Alto was maybe 1/8th full of what-the-fuck-do-I-care fans and L'ville had the (not very good) Cardinal on the ropes. Time running out and Stanford has a kicker with a tiny leg so, just to be an asshole, a Louisville DB commits a blatant personal foul out of bounds on a short completion, spots Stanford 15 yards. Stanford lines up to kick what should have been a moon shot FG but is now almost makeable for their dwarf kicker but, whoops, Louisville is off-sides trying to block the kick and, sure, let's move it up 5 more yards. Right through the uprights she goes. 

Am I pissed? Well, yeah. Minus 3 on the screaming power-dive out of the Poll and then the dreaded REAM, minus 5 more and $$uke has +17 all of a sudden. 

God damn BRFL.

DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas snuffs BYU and ends their undefeated season. On the road no less. Kansas 17, BYU 13. 1 for the win. Dog has minus 1 on the season.

ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK.

Lola. LSU goes to the Swamp and gets dumped by the Gators. Florida 27, LSU 16. Something is terribly wrong with the Bayou Bengals. His name is Brian Kelly. Oh, God. The pain is real. Minus 4 on the free fall out of the Poll and then, oh yes, the REAM for minus 5 more. Minus 9 weekend. Lola enters negative territory at minus 3.

Psycho. Georgia seal-clubs Tennessee between the hedges in Athens, Dawgs 31, Vols 17. Not sure what the fukcing deal is with Tennessee. Minus 4 from the AP. Psycho at +21. 

SockPuppet. BYE week. 1 for the no drop and you're gifted +1 from the AP. Move up to +27 on the season. 

ChibaChews. Colorado blasts The Utes in Boulder, 49 - 24. The Utes are basically, like, terrible. Again, not sure what the hell's going on with them. They suck. Let's just leave it at that. Minus 11 for Cheebs.

Q with the FSU BYE week which has to be a relief. Minus 22.

Timmy! Penn State guts Purdue in West Lafayette. Purdue is bad. Nittanys 49, Boilers 10. Tough day for Purdue Pete. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Is Penn State good? Dunno! 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and Timmy! has +21.

McLovin. Ohio State plays with its food in a weird stadium in Evanston. They finally get around to knocking off Northwestern, again, 31 - 7, Buckeyes over Wildcats. Next up the Hosers.  1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and McLovin notches +8 on the season. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 14 Games. Rivalry Week.

 Week 14

U of South Carolina Gamecocks @ Clemson Tigers. Noon. ESPN. Memorial Stadium.

Arkansas Razorbacks @ Missouri Tigers. 3:30. SEC Network. Columbia, MO.

Texas Longhorns @ Texas A&M Aggies. 7:30. abc/ESPN+. Kyle Field. 

Roll the bones, Friends.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 13 Games

 Week 13.

Undefeated Indiana @ Ohio State. Noon. FOX.

Colorado Buffaloes @ Kansas Jayhawks. 3:30. FOX.

Army @ Notre Dame. 7 PM. The Cock. (NBC Peacock)

Roll the bones.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 12 Results

 Week 12

Clemson road-trips to Pittsburgh and puts them away with this little gem late in the fourth quarter https://youtu.be/KUPC3rA3tgc Clemson 24 - Pitt 20. No one picked Pitt and they came within a broken tackle of pulling the upset. That's what makes Betting The Ranch ... well, Betting The Ranch.

South Carolina struggles with an amped-up Missouri squad but finally salts away the W, at home, 34 - 30. 

Tennessee journeys to Athens and gets planted by Georgia, 31 - 17. Carson Beck, have a day. 

KBron. SWEEP! 19 + 5 = 24

BigDom. 2 to make 23.

BreauxFreaux. SWEEP! = 32

DPo. SWEEP! = 30

Ronde'. SWEEP! He's back! 5 to go to 16.

$$uke. SWEEP! 5 to go to 43.

DawgTBH. 2 to make 25.

Lola O. 2 to go to 24.

SockPuppet. 2 to go to 26.

Psycho. SWEEP! Move up to 27.

Chiba. SWEEP! Jump up to 32.

Q. 2. You have 12. Room for improvement.

Timmy! 2 to go to 25.

McLovin. SWEEP! Back in it. 23.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 11 Results

 Week 11.

K Bron. Memphis shits on Rice, 27 - 20. This was a home game. I don't consider this an impressive win. +15 the total.

Big Dom. Had the BYE. Mysteriously, the Mustangs drop one in the AP. Descend to +34 on the season. 

BreauxFreaux. Boise State drops Nevada in Boise, Idaho, 28 - 21. 1 for the win but, again, the AP can't resist fucking with you and drops you one in the poll. It's as if the weekend didn't happen. Zero. Still, +37, an impressive total. Keep the lead.

DPo. The Flames of Christ manage to handle Middle Tennessee, 37 -17. 1 for the win. Looking like a great pick that wasn't. Po with +13.

Ronde'. Takes the L from Clemson. 24 - 14 in favor of the Fightin' Dabos, and V Tech kind of sucks. Zero weekend. +12 on the year. 

$$uke. Bye week for the not-that-good Louisville Cardinals. But wait. There's more. AP showers love on the lads from Louisville leaving $$uke with +25 after the no drop and the +3 AP bump. Thanks much.

DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas Jayhawks cock-whip Iowa State, 45 - 36, at Arrowhead Stadium. DTBH was at this game in person. Oh. The rapture. +1 for the win, and now Dawg has minus 2.

Lola O. The dream dies in Baton Rouge. Alabama comes to town and kicks LSU's ass 42 - 13. No answer for Jalen Milroe. A vicious spanking by the AP (minus 7) and Lola plummets to +6 on the season. Gosh. For a time it was going so well.

Psycho. The Vols give Mississippi State a workmanlike thrashing, 33 - 14, in Knoxville. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the AP move up. +3 week makes it +25 on the season.

SockPuppet. Georgia Tech bests Miami, 28 -23. Road trip gone wrong. The AP is merciless. Minus 8. Sock drops to +25 total. Tragedy can strike at any time.

ChibaChews. Came within a whisker of turning a dismal season into something ... not so dismal. Alas. No. BYU drops Utah, 22 - 21 in Provo. Another zero weekend. Total remains minus 11.

Q. Come on. Notre Dame curb-stomps FSU 52 - 3, in South Bend. The pain is horrible. I guess. Minus 22.

Timmy!. Penn State hosts Washington U and wipes the fucking floor with them, 35 - 8. Remember when Washington was good? Me neither. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +2 from the AP. +19 the season total, which is respectable. Not great. 

McLovin. Ohio State obliterates the hapless Boilermakers in The Shoe, 45 - 0. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +6 on the season for Lovin. The Buckeyes may be figuring shit out.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 12 Games

Week 12 

All Saturday games.

#17 Clemson Tigers @ the unranked Pitt Panthers, Heinz Field, noon, ESPN.

#24 Missourri @ #23 South Carolina Gamecocks, Columbia, So. Carolina, 4:15, SEC network.

#6 Tennessee @ #11 Georgia, between the hedges in Athens, 7:30 PM abc.

Roll the bones.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 11 Results

Week 11

Ole Miss hands it to Georgia in Oxford, 28 - 10 in the rain. Dawgs have no answer for the Ole Miss defense and Jaxson Dart is just, well, a murderer. Joey Freshwater with the signature win.

Colorado pulls away from Texas Tech in Lubock. The Buffs are for real, like it or not. 41 - 27 the final.

Jalen Milroe and the Tide destroy LSU in Death Valley, at night, in the pouring rain. Wild stallions must run free. 42 - 13 the epic beat-down and the lone TD for LSU came in garbage time. The dream dies in Baton Rouge for Lola O. 

KBron. 1 to reach 19. Horrible weekend as Billy Napier gets an apparent new lease on life.

Big Dom scores 2 out of three. Reaches 21.

BreauxFreaux grabs 2, gets up to 27.

DPo. Only 1. 25.

Ronde'. Only 1. 11. Kind of a disastrous performance this year.

$$uke. SWEEP! 5 to go to 38.

Dawg. 2 but not 3. 23 total.

Lola O. Only get one. 22 her total. GG suddenly has meaning in her life. 

SockPuppet. Gets one to go to 24.

Psycho. 2 out of three takes you to 22.

ChibaChews. SWEEP! Say it loud and proud. Move on up to 27.

Q. Grabs 2. A good week. Total is 10.

Timmy! 🎳Gutter-ball. Oh for three. Stay at 23.

McLovin. 1. You have 18.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 10 Results

 Week 10.

KBron. Takes it in the shorts from the RoadRunners. UTSA 44 over Memphis 36 in ol' San Antone. Zero on the weekend and KMan sits at +14 heading into week 11.

BigDom. SMU kicks the living shit out of Pittsburgh in Dallas, 48 - 25. BigDom upgrades to a Cadillac, 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +7 AP love, +9burger on the weekend and now, unbelievably, BD has +35.

BreauxFreaux. Boise State dismantles SanDiegoStateU, 56 - 24 in Boise. Big weekend for our lil' Idaho potatah, 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +3 move up from the AP, +37 total and Fro is the leader in the clubhouse.

DPo. The Posse of God drops another one, this time at home to Jacksonville State, 21 - 31. The wailing and gnashing of teeth. The rending of garments. The wheels are coming off for the Flames. Zero weekend. +12 for Po.

Ronde'. VTech gets dumped by Syracuse in the Dome. 31 - 38 The Orange in OT. Zero weekend. +12. Just curious; is this your worst pick ever, Ronde'?

$$uke. Louisville rolls into Death Valley and gives the Fighting Dabos a spanking, 33 - 21. BONUS: They did it on television in prime time on a Saturday night so Dumbo couldn't hide his many shortcomings. 1 for the win. And then ... DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE! +5 to get ranked in the AP at #25. 6 point weekend. $$uke with +21.

Thank you, Jesus, thank you, Lord. 

DogTheBountyHunter. BYE week keeps it real for the Jayhawks. Zero weekend. Minus 3 on the season.

Lola. LSU with the BYE. Titanic clash coming up with Alabama. It's makey breaky time. 1 for the no drop and then gifted +2 on the AP move up, strong bye week, +3. +13 for Lola O.

Psycho. Tennessee skonks Kentucky 28 - 18 in Knoxville. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +2 weekend. Psycho with +22.

SockPuppet. Miami drills Duke 53 - 21 and Sock picks up 3 on the weekend; 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 for the move up. +33 the total.

ChibaChews with the BYE. Utah trying to heal. Zero weekend. Minus eleven. Not great.

Q. FSU at home. Another 'L', this time to North Carolina (not a very good team) and the Q stays at minus 22.

Timmy! PSU 13, Ohio State 20. Needed a score and stop there at the end. Didn't get 'em. James Franklin perennial hot-seat. The AP is not kind. Minus 3 for the loss, Timmy! Total down to +15.

McLovin. Ohio State 20, Penn State 13. This was the season for McLovin. Comes away from Happy Valley smiling. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +3 total for Lovin.

And now we enter the separation part of the season.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 11 Games

Week 11 Games

And on this historic day for our nation we turn, of course, to this week's BRFL GG games. 

All Saturday games so maybe have a TV in the basement next to your shotgun, short-wave radio, your canned goods, and bottled water. In case, you know, something nuclear goes down.

Georgia Bulldogs @ Ole Miss. 3:30 PM, in Oxford, on abc.

Colorado Buffaloes @ Texas Tech. 4 PM, in Lubbock, TX, FOX.

Alabama Crimson Tide @ LSU. 7:30 PM, in Baton Rouge, on abc.

Just like today, if you haven't voted yet, it's time to roll the bones.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 10 Results

Week 10.
 

Ohio State 20, Penn State 13 in Beaver Stadium. Worth watching the game just for that drone shot of the Nittany Lion statue perched above the capacity crowd. Amazing that they manage to lose games in that place. 

Louisville 33, Clemson 21. In 'Death Valley'. In prime time, on Saturday Night. Dabo down.

The Ponies pound Pitt, 48 - 10 in Dallas. One big weekend for BigDom.

KBron. Gets one for SMU. 18 total.

BigDom. 2 to go to 19.

BreauxFreaux. Gets 2. Has 25.

DPo. 1. Knew to pick the Ponies. 24.

Ronde'. Nails 1. Has reached ten.

$$uke. Clemson upset blows the sweep. I wasn't the only one. 2 to go to 33.

Dawg. 2 to get to 21.

Lola O. Shocking week where she rolls the dreaded gutter ball. Zero. Stay at 21.

SockPuppet. 2 to climb to 23.

Psycho. Only 1 to get to 20.

Chiba. Two. Clocks in at 22.

Q. Oh, GOD. Another gutterball. Zero weekend. You only have 8. That's like last place.

Timmy! 2 to go to 23. So close to a sweep but ... Penn State.

McLovin. 2 to go to 17. Dude, Pitt?

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 9 Results

 Week 9.

KBron. Memphis slips by Charlotte. 33 - 28, at the end of the fourth stanza. Who the fuck is 'Charlotte'? Was this a bad pick? Yessssss. Bronie with +14.

Big Dom. SMU struggles with lowly Duke in a turn-over fest somewhere in North Carolina. Ponies 28, DukeDouchers 27, in OT (I think. I wasn't really paying attention.) Insanely, 1 for the win (?), 1 for the no-drop and +2 on the move up (stop yanking my sausage, AP) for a +4 weekend. BigDom with +26. 

BroFro. 29 - 24, Broncos over UNLV. Is Boise a good team or do they just have one Super-Human player? How the fuck would I know that? 1 for the win. 1 for the no-drop. +2 on the AP fellatio. +4 weekend. +32 for the Bitch that seems to be pulling away with this thing. 

DPo. The man who brought us CJK5H goes down. God Posse 24, Kennesaw State 29. Zero on the week. There is nothing more to say here. +12 on the year. 

Ronde'. V Tech with the whoop-ass on G. Tech, 21 - 6. 1 for the win. + 11 on the season. Is it too late for Ronde'? Let's hope so.

$$uke. Louisville sneaks by Boston College on the road, 31 -27. Hard to get awfully excited about this one. 1 for the win. Louisville Cardinals at +15.

DogThe BountyHunter. Good God. Kansas State, not a terribly good team, drops Kansas, a team that, basically, sucks, 29 - 27 in Manhattan, Kansas. Did anyone, other than, maybe, Dawg, watch this game? I doubt it. Zero week, Mission Control. Minus three on the season for Dawgie. 

Lola O. LSU gets dumped in College Station. TAMU 38, LSU 23. Brian Kelly mini-stroke. The AP is vengeful and Satanic. Minus 8 on the power-dive. Lola ends the week at plus 10. Dreams of Glory are, well, just that. Dreams. 

SockPuppet. Miami Hurricanes with the ritual sacrifice of Florida State, 36 -14 in Miami. 1 for the win, 1 for the no-drop, 1 from the AP, +3 weekend, Sock is not fucking around. Wants that repeat BRFL Crown. +30 on the season. 

Psycho. BYE week for Tennessee. 1 for the no-drop. +20 on the year. 

ChibaChews. Another week, another humiliation. Houston 17, Utah 14. Your season is officially a disaster, Cheebs. Minus 11.

Q. Miami gives the rudderless Seminoles the 'deep wash', 36 - 14. The pain is indescribable. 

I guess.

 Another week, another zero. Minus 22.

Timmy! Penn State travels to Camp Randall and bends the Badgers over, 28 - 13. To me, that's impressive. To the AP, not so much. 1 for the win. 1 for the no-drop. +18 on the season.

McLovin. When does a win feel like a loss? When a bunch of pissant Cornhuskers stuff your run game and take you to late in the 4th period at home. Reason for concern much, McLove? 21 - 17, the Buckeyes prevail over Nebraska at home. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +2 adds up to zero on the season. 

Watching Dylan Riola's fat butt-cheeks gouge Ohio State's defense for 30 yards on the ground made me want to puke.

Until we meet again, 'Tards.

Lance Herbstrong, 

Commissioner for Life