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Sunday, November 12, 2023

GG Week 11 Results

Damn, Stalions, I just can't quit  you.

 The Evil Wolverine Conspiracy, sans Jim Harbaugh, dumps perennial punching bag Penn State 24 - 15 in Beaver Stadium. Harbs is placed on double secret probation. Meechy president Yoko Ono protests and, well, everybody just lawyer up and let's act like the Wolverines really need Jimmy stalking the sideline, acting crazy and throwing his clipboard. 

Missouri humbles Tennessee 36 - 7. Why did anybody pick Tennessee to win this game? Mizzou is the real deal. 

Georgia schools Ole Miss, 52 - 17. Joey Freshwater's SEC West dreams curdle into pig snot. Oh well. 

SockPuppet. SWEEP! 5 to go to 27.
Lola. SWEEP! 5 to go to 23.
BreauxFreaux. Tennessee? 2 to go to 24. Pray for redemption.
Timmy! Another Tennessee man. 2 to go to 19.
Snottie. SWEEP! 5 to go to 28. Which is pretty good considering how he's burning up the BRFL.
DPo. SWEEP! 5 to take the  leap to 30 and the lead. 
Chiba. SWEEP! Take 5 to make it 25, Cheebs.
Q. SWEEP! It's 5 plus 24 to make 29. That's more than Snottie has.
McLovin. A true Meechy hater. Picked PSU. 2 to go to 27.
$$uke. SWEEP! 5 to go to 23. 
KBron. Homer pick let's you down. 2 to go to 20.
DogTheBountyHunter. Tennessee. 2 to go to 17.
Ronde'. SWEEP! 5  and 23 makes 28.
CCS. SWEEP! 5 and 20 gives you 25.


Lance Herbstrong
Commissioner for Life

1 comment:

  1. I did my best to not join the simple sweepers by mixing it up and this my reward. Fuck that!

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