BRFL Week 11 Results

 Week 11 and things get serious.

SockPuppet. Texas subdues TCU 29 - 26 on the road. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. 23 total. #7 AP.

Lola. LSU pummels Florida 52 -35. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +3 AP love and it's +5 on the weekend. Minus 3 total. 

BreauxFreaux. Texas Tech upsets Kansas 16 - 13 on the road. There may be a Diddle out there with the Red Raider's name on it. 1 for the win. +5 total.

Timmy! BYE week. Best possible outcome. 1 for the no drop. +2 (?!) AP love, +3 weekend for staying home and doing nothing. +8 on the season. #20 AP.

Snottie. Oregon dumps the Troymen. Oregon 36, USC 27 in Autzen Stadium. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop, 28 total, #6 AP. Snottie takes the lead in the BRFL.

DPo. Things go from bad to worse. Lowly Northwestern blasts Wisconsin in Madison, 24 - 10. Zero. Minus 5 on the season. Wisconsin looked like a great pick. That was long ago.

Chiba. Dildo Swinney delivers again. Clemson 42 over Georgia Tech 21. 1 for the win. Move to minus 17. Maybe you're not totally screwed. 

Q. You've hit bottom. Oregon 36, USC 27 and another loss doesn't really matter. You get zero. You stay at minus 18. That's last place. 

McLovin. Ohio State beats up on a beleaguered Meechy State squad, 38 - 3, in Columbus. It's a mismatch and a bloodbath and the AP doesn't really give a shit. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. You reach double figures. +11. 

$$uke. Oregon State obliterates Stanford 62 - 17. Damien Martinez runs for 4 TDs. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP says, 'hell, yeah!" and tacks on 2 more. + 25 on the year, #10 AP. Don't come to Corvallis.

KBron. Georgia takes Ole Miss out behind the woodshed. Bulldogs 52, Rebs 17. Minus 3 from the AP. The Bronie gives up the lead. +26 on the year, #13 AP.

DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas State pounds Baylor in Manhattan, Kansas, 59 - 25 and it's 1 for the win, +2 for landing at #23 in the Almighty AP and, yes, DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE!, +5 more. + 8 weekend for DTBH and, congratulations, you've reached 0 on the year. Out of the Darkness, into the Light. 

Ronde'. The Green Wave over the Tulsa Golden Hurricanes in a close one, 24 - 22 and the AP is paying attention. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +3 from the AP. +5 weekend. +22 on the season, #17 AP. 

CCS. Oklahoma stops the bleeding. The Sooners deliver a spanking to the Mountaineers: Oklahoma 59, West Virginia 20, in Norman. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +3 from the AP, +5 weekend, +21 on the season and #14 AP.

We're headed to Week 12.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life