SockPuppet: Texas outlasts Kansas State in Austin, 33 - 30. Um ... KSU is not that good. Anyway. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +2 weekend, +21 BRFL, #7 AP.
Lola: Geez. Alabama carpet bombs LSU 42 - 28. This was your chance for glory and Brian Kelly let you down. Never forget that. Brian Kelly is not a good person. AP drops you 5 spots and now you have minus 8 on the season and are ranked #18 in the AP.
BreauxFreaux. Texas Tech Red Raiders don't know how to quit. In Lubbock, it's TTech 35, TCU 28. What the fuck happened to TCU? They just suck. Oh, well. 1 for the win, Breaux and you climb to +4 on the season.
Timmy! Oh, the humanity! ND goes to Clemson and, suddenly, Clemson looks like they know what they're going. They're hanging the 'L' on ND, 31 - 23. This one hurts because the AP has apperently had enough of this shit and drops you 10. You cling to +5 BRFL, #22 AP.
Snottie. Just another 3-alarm blitzkrieg by the Ducks, this time annihilating a sub-par Cal squad to the tune of 63 - 19. Oregon will be the best team to not go to the CFP probably. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop, gives you +26 on the season and #6 AP.
DPo. Did this really happen? Indiana takes down Wisconsin, in HoosierLand, 20 - 14. Tom Allen makes a lot of noise about how the Hoosier's success is 'just due to the culture' and 'these kids just keep fighting' but mainly it was because bell-cow RB Braelon Edwards didn't play for Bucky Badger. 0 on the weekend and minus 5 on the season.
Chiba. Finally, Clemson gets their act together. We've been over this. Clemson 31, Notre Dame 23. It ain't much but it's somethin'. +1 for the win. Minus 18 on the season.
Q. USC continues to implode. Defensive coordinator, Alex Grinch, gets the axe. Heisman winner Caleb Williams sobs like a baby. It's a little embarrassing. If you're an Oklahoma fan you love to see it. Washington bombards defenseless USC and it's Huskies 52, Trojans 42 at the end of the final stanza. This was a home game for USC. Like it matters. REAM! You started at minus 12. You were ranked #24 AP (why you were ranked, I don't know. You keep losing). So, altogether, it's a minus 6 weekend and you're in Chiba-World, @ minus 18. (Correction courtesy CCS in Accounting).
McLovin. In Piscataway, NJ, the Silver Bullets roll on. Ohio State 35, Rutgers 16.Special Teams for the Buckeyes do a lot of dumb shit, the offense throws a lot of check down passes and prays for YAC and the defense saves the day. Typical Ohio State weeekend. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +9 on the season. Still #3 AP.
$$uke. Oregon State 26, Colorado 19, in Fort Collins or where ever. Period. Something about this impresses the hell out of the AP. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +4 for the move up. +6 weekend, +21 in the BRFL, #12 AP.
KBron. Ole Miss hands it to Jimbo Fisher, 38 -35 in Oxford. Has Jimbo Fisher won a game this year? Dunno! But he was no match for the Runnin' Rebs. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up, +3 weekend, +29 on the season and #10 AP. We have a new Leader.
DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas State gives Texas a scare but comes up short. 33 - 30, Texas. We've been over this. Is KSU going to be bowl eligible? REAM! I didn't realize this but KSU went into Austin ranked #23 AP. That's minus 2 on the way out the trap door and minus 5 for the REAM!, landing you in a world of pain at minus 8. Correction, again, courtesy of CCS in the back office.
Ronde'. The Green Wave rolls over East Carolina on the road : Tulane 13, East Carolina 10. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up in the AP. +3 weekend. +17 on the season. #20 AP. Ronde' makin' some noise.
CCS. Oh, God. It's all falling apart. The last edition of Bedlam for quite some time happened to be in T. Boone Pickens stadium. I've warned people about That Place. The stands come right up to the field. It resembles a gladiator pit crossed with a cage match. And then there are the Poke sticks. Colorfully decorated cricket bats that Okie State fans slam on the concrete slab 10 feet from the field all...game...long. Oklahoma State 27, Oklahoma 24. The AP is merciless, dropping the Sooners 7. CCS is left with +16 and AP #17. Apocalyptic.
If by “new Leader” you mean 2 weeks in a row, then sure (insert eye roll emoji)
ReplyDeleteThe real winner is Chiba who went from -19 to plus 18 with the Clemson win
ReplyDeleteYes, there were several errors this week. Fortunately, guys like you, Anonymous, and CCS were on top of things and I've made the necessary corrections.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous AKA KMan AKA Leader x 2 weeks
ReplyDeleteDon't get cocky, HomeSlice.
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