SockPuppet. Texas pulls away from the Cyclones in Ames. Texas 26, Iowa State 16. Ten win season for the Longhorns. SockPuppet still in the hunt. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. No love. +25 on the seasons, #7 AP.
Lola. LSU keel-hauls Georgia State 56 -14 @ home in a classic late season, SEC payday game. It doesn't get easier than this. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +1 from the AP (I can't explain it either), +3 on the weekend ... out of the darkness. Into the light. Zero on the year. #14 AP.
BreauxFreaux. Texas Tech by a whisker, TTech 24, UCF 23 in Lubbock, TX. +1 for the win. The Breaux works his way up to +6 on the season. Unranked AP.
Timmy! Notre Dame decimates Wake Forest, 45 - 7 in South Bend. Hard to know what to think about the Irish. But the AP feels LOVE. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +3 from the AP. +5 weekend. +13 on the season. #17 AP.
Snottie. Oregon pulls into Tempe and flattens Arizona State 49 - 13. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +30 on the season and Mr. Snot is the new leader. Bo Nix 6 TDs. CFP for the Ducks?
DPo. Wisco has a little left in the tank. But, well, Nebraska. Bucky Badger 24, Cornhuskers 17. +1 for the win. Minus 4 on the season.
Chiba Chews. Dang. Clemson puts the wood to North Carolina 31 - 20 and, thank GOD, we were at least spared an embarrassing Dabo Diddle. 1 for the win. That's it, Bitch. 1. Minus 16 on the year. Has Clemson finally got their shit straight? Dunno!
Q. USC has entered Total Capitulation Mode. The Troymen take a knee at home to UCLA, Bruins 38, USC 20. Zero. Q makes a nest in last place, minus 18. It's just horrible.
McLovin. Ohio State guts the Golden Gophers in The Shoe, 37 - 3. Minnesota kicks a moon-shot FG in the fourth quarter against the Buckeye freshmen to avoid the shut-out. Bullshit move? You bet it was. Bucks jump scUM in the AP. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +1 from the AP. The Lovin at +14 on the season, #2 AP.
$$uke. The Dream dies in Corvallis. UWashington 22, Beavs 20. I have no words. Except that losing by a safety is a terrible nut-punch to live with for the rest of my life. AP puts the fucking wood to my Beaver (-5) and I'm down to +20 on the year, #15 AP. Shit.
KBron. Ole Miss beats up on the University of Louisiana Monroe 35 -3 in Oxford. Late season pay-day game much? 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, Paul-Finebaum-SEC +1 for-no-reason-at-all from the AP, +3 weekend, BronieBoy nippin' at Snottie's heels with +29 on the season, #12 AP.
DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas State 31 over Kansas 27 in Lawrence. This is a big time rally for The Dog. 1 for the win, sure. 1 for the no drop, of course. But fucking +4 from the AP?! Wow. +6, an epic Wildcat weekend. Suddenly it's +6 on the season for DTBH and #19 AP. Sizzlin'.
Ronde'. Tulane 24, Florida Atlantic 8, in Boca Raton. I thought this was a quality conference win but the AP says, fuck you, Lance. 1 for the win. Minus 1 from the AP (no reason given) and the weekend is a wash for Rondude. +22 on the season. #18 AP.
CCS. Oklahoma entertains a bunch of crazed Mormons and does enough to get the Dub. Sooners 31, Cougars 24. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +1 for the move up. Huh? It was BYU, in Norman. Fuck it. Whatever. +3 weekend. +24 on the season. #13 AP.
No comments:
Post a Comment