GG Bowls, Round 4 Results

GG Bowls, Round 4 Results.

It's been a long season.

Purdue nuked by Auburn. 63-14, Plainsmen.
Syracuse dumps West Virginia 34 -14. The 'Cuse is...back?
Florida destroys Michigan 41 -15.

BroFro with 2 to go to 49. Boned by the Maize and Blue.
CCS only one but moves up to 44.
SeannieG grabs a deuce and a share of second place with 44.
KBronie picks up 2 and takes it to 43.
BridgTurd Obama gets 2 to move to 41.
Randi with 2 to go to 41.
'BoSucky has 2 more to get to 40.
DThong with just one to sit at 39.
SuckPuppet no entry. I sense despair. 34.
McSuckin with, what the FUCK?! SWEEP. 5 to go to 36.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Double UP GGpocalypse, New Year's Six

Double Up GGpocalypse

Closing out GG with a double header on New Years Day and Jan 7. Two groups of three games each. Standard format: 1 for the win, 5 for the sweep. Double sweep nets you ten points.

Round 7:

Mississippi State (#18) v Iowa Hawkeyes
Noon ESPN2
Tampa, FL

LSU (#11) v UCentralFlorida (#8)
1 PM, ESPN
Glendale, AZ

UKentucky (#14) v Penn State (#12)
1 PM ABC
Orlando, FL

Round 8:

Washington Huskies (#9) v THE Ohio State University (#6)
5 PM ESPN
Pasadena, CA

Texas Longhorns (#15) v Georgia Bulldogs (#5)
8:45 PM ESPN
New Orleans, LA

MONDAY, Jan 7:

Clemson (#2) v Alabama (#1)
8 PM ESPN
Santa Clara, CA

Roll the bones twice, My People.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Bowlapalooza Round 6

Surfs up, Amigos!
Two out of Three bowls in Cali on NYears Eve.
(Never mind that this picture was taken in a tiny village in Portugal where they routinely get 70 foot killer waves.)

GG Bowlapalooza Round 6:

All 12/31 games.

Stanford v Pittsburgh
2 PM CBS
El Paso, TX

Michigan State v Oregon,
Seannie G v Q,
3 PM Fox
Santa Clara, CA

Northwestern (#22) v Utah (#17)
7 PM  FSI
San Diego, CA

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Bowl Results, Round 3

GG Bowls, Round 3 Results;

Boise State v Boston College cancelled. And, no, I don't know what the fuck happened here. Last I saw BC was up 7 to naught in the first quarter and everything was going along just fine. Then, cancelled. Bone job on the Kitten. Could have maybe picked up three points for the win. Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda, Kitten. The BRFL has no mercy. For anyone.

Minnesota 34, Georgia Tech 10. Didn't see this one coming. Maybe another indication of how much the ACC sucks?
Cal 7, TCU 10. This one played out like it was meant to. Two good defenses, two horrid offenses. TCU with the win.

So, uh, no sweeps. SeannieG was the only one who got the Minnesota pick right.

BroFro with a goose-egg. Stay at 47.
CCS gains one to go to 43. Moving up.
SeannieG with a deuce, moves up to 42 and grabs third place.
KBron continues the downward spiral with 1 to go to 41.
BridgturdObama with zero to stay at 39.
Randi craps out with zero to stay at 39.
'BoSucky with 1 to go to 38. On life-support.
DThong with 2 to go to 38, hanging on by his fingernails.
SuckPuppet whiffs, zero to stay at 34. If only that BC/Boise game had played out...
McSuckin picks up 1 to move to 31. Big night for him.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Bowlarama, Round 5

GG Bowlarama - Round 5.

South Carolina Gamecocks v Virginia
Saturday 12/29, 12 noon, ESPN
Charlotte, NC

Notre Dame (#3) v Clemson (#2)
CFPlayoff Game
4 PM Saturday, ESPN
Arlington, TX

Oklahoma (#4) v Alabama (#1)
8 PM, Saturday, ESPN
Miami, FL

Roll the serious bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Bowls, Round 4

GG Bowls, Round 4

These games are played Friday and Saturday.

Purdue v Auburn Tigers
Friday 12/28
1:30 PM ESPN
Nashville, TN

West Virginia U v Syracuse
Friday 12/28
5:15 ESPN
Orlando, FL

Florida Gators v Michigan Wolverines
Saturday 12/29
Noon, ESPN
Atlanta, GA

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Bowls, Round Two Results

ESPN + work computer = Hammering the Refresh

GG Bowls, Round 2 Results:

Memphis 34, Wake Forest 37 in a barn burner. Sure glad I changed that pick. I love me some me.
Houston 14 and Army hangs 70 on them. 70. And I picked Houston. That sucks.
Buffalo 32, Troy 42. Nice.

BroFro picks up one. Still in the lead with 47.
CCS with 2, now up to 42. Need a sweep badly.
KBron with 1. Now with 40 total. Fading, KMan.
SeannieG. Picks up 2 to go to 40. Petulant Bitch Posts about the Commissioner not appreciated.
BridgenFraulein. Only 1. Got 39.
Randi. Picks up the deuce to go to 39.
'BoSuke. Fucked over by our Armed Forces. 2 to go to 37. Looks grim.
DThong. Grabs 2 to go to 37. Not your year, Thong.
SockPuppet. 2 to rise to 34. Appreciate the effort.
McSuckin. 1 to break through to 30. Not sure why you're still participating.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG, 3rd Bowl Edition

GG, 3rd Bowl Edition:

Army is kicking the living shit out of Houston as I write these words, Brothers and Sisters:

All games December 26. Meme courtesy of McLovin.

Boston College v Boise State
1:30 PM ESPN
Dallas, TX
Servpro First Responder Bowl

Minnesota v Georgia Tech
5:15 PM ESPN
Detroit, MI
Quick Lane Bowl

Cal v TCU
9 PM ESPN
Phoenix, AZ
Cheez-It Bowl (Yes, the fucking Cheez-It Bowl)

Get a hurry up on this one, GGers.
Roll the bones,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Dawn of the Bowls Results

GG Dawn of the Bowls.

Let me just say, before we go any farther, that the last few minutes of the E. Meechy v Georgia Southern game were a shining example of why no sane person would become a football coach. up by one, with time winding down, 25 - 30 yards from Geo Southern's kicker's range, the E. Meechy staff decide to only rush 3 and drop eight back, waaaay back, on fourth and ten. The Geo Southern QB, who is really a running back who almost never throws because he can't and Geo Southern is a triple option team anyway, see's this blunder and promptly scampers for 20+ yards. Game over.
Why would you only rush three and drop eight into zone against a QB who knows he can't throw and panics under pressure and throws the ball into the seats? Why? Just a huge mental douche move that cost them the game.

On to the scores:

BroFro with the SWEEP, 5 to extend the lead to 46.
CCS with the SWEEP, 5 to move into second place with 40. Nice.
KBron. Jesus, what a disaster of a year. Now in lowly third place after picking up only 2 to go to 39.
SeannieG. Coming on strong with 2 to go to 38. Fucked by East Meechy.
BridgenTurd. Again, making moves but screwed by East Meechy. 2 to go to 38.
Randi. Visions of GG glory fading fast. 2 to go to 37.
'BoSuke. Mr. Nobody, boned by East Meechy, 2 to go to 35. Cutting behaviour surfacing again.
DThong. Arizona State? Kind of lost a step this year, Amigo. 2 to go to 35. SAD.
SockMaster. Hello, Mr. SWEEP. Back from the dead with 5 to go to 32. How good is that? Ask....
McSuckin. 1 (ONE) to go to 29. And it was the Georgia Southern game. People who commit suicide go to Hell. Or so I was told. But, really, how much worse could Hell be as compared to the season you're having in GG, Biggest Loser?

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Bowls, Second Round

GG Bowls, Second round:

Saturday, Dec. 22nd.

Memphis v Wake Forest
Jared Birmingham Bowl
Birmingham, AL
Noon, ESPN

Houston v Army
Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl
Fort Worth, TX
3:30, ESPN

U Buffalo v Troy
Dollar General Bowl
Mobile, AL
7 PM, ESPN

Roll the bones, Bowl Freaks,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Season 12, Dawn of the Bowls

Time is a flat circle (see below).

Welcome to Bowl season, Brothers and Sisters.
We're not doing every bowl this year but lets get started with 3 'What the Fuck?!' games.
Unless I miss my guess nobody knows squat about any of these teams.

So let's roll the bones!

New Mexico Bowl

Utah State v North Texas
Albuquerque, NM
2 PM, ESPN
Commissioner can spell him some Albuquerque, Bitches!

Mitsubishi Motors Las Vegas Bowl

Arizona State v Fresno State
Las Vegas, Nevada
3:30 PM, ABC

Raycom Media Camellia Bowl

Georgia Southern v Eastern Michigan
Montgomery, AL
5:30 PM, ESPN

1 for each win, 5 for the sweep.
Wake up, People. Let's go!

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Time is a flat circle, My People.

BRFL Conference Championships Results, Week 14

First a review of post season scoring.
Each one of these conference championships 'paid' 5 points for the win.

Win a semi-final playoff game, you get 7 points.
Win the final national champs game get 12 points.

Win any other bowl game, get 3 points.

No drop and move up or down points, reams, diddles ONLY awarded when new AP polls come out, which now probably will not be until after the National Championship finale.

BRFL Week 14 Results:

Randi: Starting QB out. Back  up fumbles three times in the first quarter. Down by 17, still, the Knights come back and take the conference cheese. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, snubbed by the AP, 6 on the weekend. Fucking Randi now has 43.

Timmy the Bold. No game. AP shows perverse fixation on Meechy and keeps them ranked above UCF. 1 for the no drop, Teebs. 27.

McLuvin: Well. Is a starting QB really that big a deal? Hurts off the bench to snuff Georgia. 5 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Big boost for the booger picker. Now up to 26. Scenario: Randi drops his bowl game and drops in the polls. McLovin wins out. 7 plus 12 plus 26 equals 45 plus a no drop equals 46. Randi is not untouchable but he is if he wins his bowl game.  

BroFroYo; Northwestern gets dumped 24 - 45 by the Buckeyes. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop. AP moves you up one. 7 pointer. BroFro with 26. No shot at the cheese wheel though as it's the Rose Bowl for you, no playoff. 

CCS: 42 - 10 truck drag of Pittsburgh. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop. CCS with 25. Not impossible he could walk away with the Title but would take a little more luck. 

Brigturd; One pick six is all it took and you've got yourself a conference championship. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, rather stingy 1 on the move up from the AP. 7 point weekend. Just like that you've got 19. The bad news: you play BroFro's Buckeyes in the Rose Bowl. 

SockPuppet. No game. 1 for the Mississippi State no drop. Pat on the back from the AP, add 2 more. Total 16.

 

Kitten: Fresno State 19, Boise 16. You're boys aren't as good off the blue turf. AP puts it to  you stiffly and drops you 4. Plummet to 13 on the season.

Q: No game, no nothin'. Stay at 9.

 Snottie: Struggles a little with ... the Akron Zips?! 28 - 3 South Carolina. Muschamp Season of Madness rolls on. You have 7 now.

DPo; Blessedly, Arizona had no game. You get to keep your 5 points. Are you bowl eligible?

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And then the screeching and howling of those burning in Hell.

SkHank; Stanford 23, Cal 13. Fuck Stanford. SkHank now with minus 5.

Jimbosuke; Florida State no game. Best way to preserve that minus 6 Special Class score.

SeannieG; Naught into naught equals naught. Minus 9.

KBronie. No game. No hope. Bowl eligible? Your family is going to starve this winter because your pick was so horrible. How do you feel about that, Mr. Minus 18?

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 14 Results

GG Week 14 Results;

Stick with me now because this is where we catch up with Week 12, when the Stanford v Cal game was postponed. That game was played earlier today with Stanford winning 23 - 13 on the road.

First this week. Almost everyone voted in lock-step, Oklahoma, Alabama and Washington. Those people all swept.

BroFro. SWEEP 5 to vault to 36.
KBroni. SWEEP 5 to nip at his heels with 35.
CCS. SWEEP 5 to go to 33.
Ramdo. SWEEP 5 to go to 33.
'BoSuke. 2 to go to 32. Tom Herman is an asshole.
DThong. SWEEP 5 added to week 13 total (of 26) equals 31.
SeannieG: SWEEP 5 to go to 31.
Bridgpoop. SWEEP 5 to go to 31.
McSuckin. SWEEP 5 to go to 27.
SocketMaster. 2 to go to 25.

Now we factor in Week 12 GG Results;

BroFroYo. SWEEP 5 to break through to 41.
KBTool. 2 to crest at 37.
SeanniG. SWEEP to go to 36. Good Lord, power surge.
Bridgturd. SWEEP to go to 36. Making a move.
CCS. 2 to slide in to 35.
Randi. 2 to cruise to 35.
'BoSuke. 2 to crap out at 33.
DThong. 2 to go to 33.
McSuckin. 1 to go to 28. Finally out of last place.
SockMonkey. 2 to go to 27.


And that's where we stand.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.