BRFL Week 7 Results

Dino es el diablo!

Randingle; 31-30 over Memphis on the road. Meh. Knights may have reached their ceiling. 24 points.

Q Woman; 30-27 over Udub in Autzen in OT. Q takes the Cheese in the Battle of the Bitches. Walks in the Land of Milk and Honey. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 5 for the move up. Ch'yeah! Fucking tied for the lead. Roar, Woman, roar.

Teebs; Chryst is crucified, to paraphrase DPo. 38-13 mauling of Wisco in the Big House. So much for Harbaugh not being able to win the marquee game. Meechy is the best team in the BiG right now. Both sides of the ball. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 6 for the move up. 19 BRFL.

The good, first and ten

BroFro; 30-14 over Minnesota in the Shoe. Another Jekyll and Hyde performance by the largely absent TOSU defense. Bungholes pucker hard all over Ohio as MINNESOTA, a team with an oar and some indecipherable Scandinavian gibberish on their helmets, beats the fuck out of the home team (at least for the first half) with a TRUE FRESHMAN WALK ON at QB. Right now Ohio State is the most over rated #2 team in AP Poll history. The wages of Sin is death. Move up 1 in AP. Total 16 BRFL. Hello, Liberace, my old friend.

The bad. 4th and 2 coming out of two time outs
This is Minnesota, People!

McLovin; Two words. Fucking. Disgusting. 39-10 "win" over Mizzu, at home. Your asshole defensive end lays on top of an O-lineman from Missouri and, from behind, punches him, closed fist, not once but three times (right, left, right) in the kidneys. On national TV. Ejection? Oh, don't be silly. Of course not. This is Alabama. This is Nick Saban's darling team that ESPN mass-ejaculates over Monday through Friday. And, after all, he apologized to " 'Bama Nation", an entire nation of village idiot turd-eating mental-defectives. 9 BRFL points.

CCS; Clemson with the BYE. 2 points. 6 BRFL total. Judgement Day is coming. Repent.

SockScrotum; Exchanged harsh words with the PuppetMaster pre-Saturday contests. Luckily you had a BYE and God did not smite you down, as He should have,  Evil Doer. 4 total BRFL points on the AP 2 point give-away move up.

Snottie; Is, as you suggest, South Carolina the worst BRFL pick in BRFL history? 23-26 dumping by TAMU at home argues for "yes". Of course, there is my Florida State pick. That argues for "no". 3 BRFL points total.

DPo; Fuck. How can it get worse for you? I have no idea. 10-42 blow-out loss on the road to Utah. This is what Hell feels like. H. E. Double toothpicks, Hombre'. God only gives us as  much suffering as we can handle. If you believe that you are, like, a fucking moron. This is way more suffering than you can handle. Suicide watch is the watch you are wearing. 3 BRFL points.

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BridgWoman; Washington? Really? How many times do these fuckers have to disappoint before we stop picking them? Didn't I pick them last year? 27-30, they let you down on the road in OT vs QVixen. Minus 1 Total

Kitten; Huge victory for underachieving Boise. 31-27 on the road over Nevada. You are at the point in your season where you get a half-chub over wins like this one. Sad. Minus 2 on the season.

SeannieG; Never sleep on SeannieG. You spit on his corpse and leave him for dead and, boom, Meechy State buries Penn State in their doofus white-out, shit-hole stadium 21-17 and he is right back in this thing with the DIDDLE, DIDDLE, DIDDLE!   1 for the win, 1 for landing at #24, 5 for the DIDDLE, 7 point weekend, Minus 6 BRFL total.

BoSuke; The only way FSU can turn in an above-par performance is to not play. Such was the case this week. Minus 8, few winnable games in sight.

KBronieManWoman; Meechy turns your Wisco cheese curds to bitter bile and you start singing the Milk Cow Blues, Bitch. Total Domination. Sure, your entire defense was on the DNP list. And, yeah, Johnathan Taylor is a Beast. But you are doomed, truly and fully, and you are not even going to win your weak-ass Division. Low. Energy. Guy. AP Power wash 8 point drop. Minus 15 the tally.

SkHank; I left this douche a message about how well he was doing. That was three weeks ago. Now he is absolutely fucked and on the road to lose hundreds of dollars. Why do I think that's funny? Stanford with the BYE. Minus 9 BRFL points. It's cryin' time again.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life