Talkin' BRFL Scenarios, Bitches.

CCSlut has 37. That may drop a little when the Final Almighty AP comes out, since he dropped his playoff game. Say he ends at 35.

The only one who can catch him is ( Oh my GOD ), McLickMe. He had 22. He done went and won his playoff game by crushing the Men of the Scarlet and Gray. That gave him a 7 point payday. 29 total. The NCS game pays 12 points. Do the math. This turd could end up with 41, plus his no drops and move ups. Something like 45 or so altogether.

So, every BRFLer, except McDinkus, should be screaming "Roll Tide!" tonight. Every snap. Unless, of course, you want to pay Mr. McCoochie an extra 10 or 15 bucks.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Bowlapalooza Chapter 13 Results

Chapter 13:

Florida chomps Iowa, 30-3.
Wisconsin downs Western Meechy 24-18.
USC sneaks by Penn State with a last second FG, 52-49.

CCS: 2 to tie for the lead with 70.
DPo: Balls to the wall. SWEEP. 5 to go to the head of the class with 70.
KBroniePenis: 1 to limp in at 63.
BroFollicle: Never say die. SWEEP. 5 to go to 63.
SeanSkank: Big. Fat. Fucking. Zero. 60. This is what 'out of it' looks like.
BoSuke: 2 to go to 56. I'm done, People.
KillerBitch: Won't stop trying. SWEEP. 5 to go to 60.
SnottieNose: 2 to go to 54. See ya'.
McLuvin'.: 2 to go to 53. CCS has 70. You're a dead skunk in the middle of the road.
SockPupa: You finish strong, going down swinging. SWEEP. Brings you to 52. Not enough.
Randilingus: 2 to go to 51. No bang-bang fo' you, GI.
Teebs: Donald Trump Twitter twatter Editor. Multiple death threats received. Pray for our boy. 24.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Bowlapalooza Chapter 12 Results

It's payback time. Tell Woody Clemsen says, "Howdy".

Interesting comment. Here's the "explanation" from one of the Clemson co-captains. They probably learned these moves at a Jimmy Hardballs summer camp.

PS: It's "Clemson", Ivy League of the Big Ten Guy. Also, is he saying I need to be "okay" with you sticking four fingers up my ass to be a player? Interesting. It is, after all, the deep South. Things are different down there.

Chapter 12:

Georgia Tech whups up on Kentucky, 33-18.
Wash. U dumped by Bama , 7-24.
Clemson demolishes TOSU 31-0. Total wreckage. Coaching purge on the horizon.

CCS. Lands the SWEEP. Adds 5 to go to 68.
DPo. Also brings the SWEEP. 5 to go to 65.
Kman. deuce. 62. Holding down third place.
BroFro. 2 to go to 58.
SeaGra. Hammers home the SWEEP. 5 to go to 60. Suddenly within striking distance.
BoSuke. 2. Deep depression sets in. 54.
KillerBee. Another SWEEP. Rides 5 up to 55. Probably not enough.
Snottie: 2 to go to 52.
Randude: 2 to go to 49
McLuvin': Steps up with the SWEEP to go to 51. In the BRFL he picks up 7 for the TOSU ass-whip.
SockPuppet.  2 to go to 47.
Teebs! Discovered 'inspecting' a government facility in Cairo. Government not amused. 24.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Bowlapalooza Chapter 11 Results

Chapter 11:

Southern Alabama falls to Air Force, 21-45. Do I need to remind you of the words of the Mind Freak? I guess not because every one of us picked Air Force.
"Never bet against a service academy."
Meechy edged by Florida State U, 32-33. Every single one of us, including Snottie, picked Meechy.
LSU curb-stomps Louisville 29-9.

CCS: Picks up 2 to go to 63.
KMart: 1 to go to 60. LSU won.
DPull: One. 60.
BroDiddle: 1 brings him up to 56. Too bad you switched the LSU pick.
SeaScum: Uno. 55. Losing altitude.
BoSuke: 2 to go to 52. Grim outlook.
KillerBone: 1 to make 50. Not looking good.
Snottie: 1 to go to 50. Ditto on the not looking good thing.
Randong: 1. 47. Essentially finished.
McLuvin:1 to reach 46. Dead as a smelt.
SockPuppet:1 to go to 45. This is what hopelessness looks like.
Teebs!: Opium den in Shanghai apparently lost WiFi. No entry. Still 24.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Bowlapalooza Chapter 10 Results

 Nick Chubb rippin' it up.

Chapter 10:

Georgia rolls TCU, 31-23. It wasn't as close as the score.
Stanford handles North Carolina 25-23 without Christian What's-his-name.
Tennessee crushes the Cornhuskers 38-24. 3 for the bowl win, Sock.

CCS, boom! 3 for 3. SWEEP to take the lead with 61.
KManHole, 2 out of 3 to go to 59.
DPo, boom! Grand Slam, out of the park. SWEEP to go to 59.
BroFace, with the deuce, 55.
SeaniePony, double to go to 54.
BoSucky, 1 lonely win, 50.
Bridgeshit gets 2 right, 49.
Snottie picks up 2 to go to 49.
Randy with 2 to 46.
McLuvin', sad, lonely McLuvin' gets 1 to stall out at 45.
SockPuppet should give up. But, wait, no... SWEEP. 5 to go to 44.
Teebs driving secondary roads at night. Pays only with cash. Concealed carry. 24.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Bowlapalooza, Chapter 9 Results

Oklahoma State gets the confetti and balloon bath

GG Chapter 9:

South Florida outlasts South Carolina, 46-39.
Arkansas (and Bert Bielema) get no piggy-love from VTech. 24-35, Hokies with the win.
Oklahoma State dismantles Colorado, 38-8. Respect the Mullet.

KManSlice: No Mullet respect. 2. Keeps the lead with 57.
CCScuz: No love for the Mullet. 2. 56.
DPo: Misses out on the Mullet. 2. 54.
BroLow: Whiffs on Mullet-mania. 2. 53.
SeanDawg. "Gets it", when it comes to the Mullet. SWEEP. 5 to go to 52.
BoSuke: Failed to appreciate Mullet. 2. 49.
Killer Bee: The whole day sucked for you. 1. 47.
Snottie: Also dialed into MulletMadness. SWEEP. 5 to go to 47.
McLuvin': All he understands is Mullet. Nothing else. 1. 44.
Randy: No MulletLove, no nothin'. 0. That's ZERO. 44.
SockPuppy: Misses the Mullet by a mile. 1. 39.
Teebs: Garbled message on the shortwave; "We got Castro". Or something. 24.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life