A weird week with a little movement heading into crucial week 10;
Henry. Totally unimpressive as he survives on the road vs Wash U. Punished by the AP. Drops one so the win is a wash and he stays at 24. Still, he's the fucking LEADER so don't get all smug about his bullshit misfortune.
Snottie. Clemson. Beats the ass off somebody. Still undefeated. No move. Net 2. 22 total. Nipping at the Hankster's heels.
And, just like that, she is resurrected. Back from the dead Q the Aggie storms back with a win over SowCow. 1 for the win, DIDDLE, DIDDLE, DIDDLE, 5 more, you land at #25, you have 15. Roller coaster season for the SheGraham.
Proof that the AP is full of pricks and swishing Domer wannabes: Notre Dame barely survives Temple (Temple!) and they move up. Fuck you, Tim. 3 on the weekend. You have 14, DoucheMaster.
SockieFockie, TOSU pick on the brink of working out for you...don't worry about that JTBarrett suspension. He's only a touchdown machine that makes the offence go. It's King Cardale time for you, My Friend. Never fear. You have TBraxt. Don't you hate bye weeks? 13 is your score, Whore.
Knock, knock, knock. I think you hear me knockin'. Ole Miss downs Auburn on the road. Second straight SEC road win. Does the AP care? Shit no. No love and I stick at #19. At least they didn't drop me, the fuckers. 2 on the weekend. 12 for Ole Miss and the Commish.
Meechy State with the bye. No drop. Seannie with 11.
McLovin'. Still no AP love. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. You have 6. And you ain't be gettin' no votes for the playoff. Season of Despair dawning?
Grim-faced death-match at plus 4. VTech ass whips BC and Louisville lays a whupping on Wake Forest. Scarface hangs it up after this season. No more BeamerBall. Like I give a shit. 1 and 1 for BroFondle and DPo, 4 apiece.
Tiny 2 points for CCS. Boise State beat UNLV. La-dee-dah. Horrible pick. Feel shame, Sinner.
Arkansas. Do they suck? Not as bad as Tennessee-Martin, apparently. Get the win. Randildo gets a point. Blasts into minus 7 territory.
USC, in complete disarray, can still beat Cal. Cal is really, really bad. Fuck 'em, right? ClemboSlice? Hello? Earth to ClemboSlice. Enjoy your -13, Debtor.
And then there's Killer Bee. Bye week. Suspend a couple guys for smoking herb. Smoking a little gange seems the only rational thing to do if you find yourself on the Georgia squad right now. Decimated by injuries. Comforting thought: You CANNOT go lower than minus 14. It's just how the league works.
Yours,
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
Redemption even for a brief moment is sweet. Sure about that #19? I thought I was in at #25??
ReplyDeleteI did too but then I looked at ESPN AP poll and it said you were at 19. Will check again.
ReplyDeleteYou were right, Q. I was looking at the CFPlayoff rankings where A&M is #19. I fixed it. I got no love from the AP after all. Stayed at 19. Thanks for the review.
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