Oregon dumps Stanford on the road to put SkHank's playoff dreams to rest. 38-36 the Duck quacks last in Palo Alto. Naught for the win, naught for the no drop, Minus 8 for the sickening plunge. Back to + 20 and it's time to save a dance for Liberace, Henry. A slow dance.
Clemson rolls over an over matched Syracuse squad, 37-27 in the Dome. Less than overwhelming. Enough to stay on top. 28 for Snottie, the LEADER.
TCU struggles with lowly Kansas. Boykin leaves with an ankle injury. A squeaker in wherever the fuck TCU plays, 23-17 over the Jayhawks. Move up 2? Uh...okay. McLuvin busts a move into positive territory. Tiny 2.
Notre Dame. Every douchebag loves Notre Dame. I guess. 28-7 at home over powerhouse Wake Forest and the AP creams over it. 3 point weekend. 21. Second place, TeaBag.
Georgia. 20-13 over Auburn. The Bulldogs have found some answers. It's way too late. Minus 12.
Ole Miss. Bye week. Coming off a loss. DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! Have I mentioned how much I love the AP? Who cares why this happened. We only care that my life got better by my team doing absolutely nothing. God DAMN I love me so much. ME, ME, ME, ME, ME. Hot diggety. I have 6.
Louisville lays some pipe to the Cavs on the road. BroFro wins, 38-31 and he's up to 6 points.
Virginia Tech. Beamerism. How the fuck they beat GT I'll never know. 23-21 the final. DPo with 5.
Crucial tilt vs. North Carolina this weekend. This one has DIDDLE written all over it.
Boise State keeps playing. Boise State keeps losing. This time they go down on New Mexico U 31-24. Disgraceful rubbish and some more salt in the Chipster's gaping wounds.
USC bones the Buffs 27-24 on the road. DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! 1 for the win, 3 for the move up. 5 for the Diddle. Epic 9 point weekend for ClemboSlice. Minus 3 his total. At Oregon this weekend. Are we looking at positive territory for the DutchMan? Naaaah.
Texas A&M shits all over Western Carolina. Like that's something to be proud of . 41-17 when the smoke cleared. Has-been ball club. 11 for Q.
Meechy State survives perennial suck team Maryland 24-7. AP thinks that's a big deal and doles out a 5 point move up. Kind of like tipping the guy at Stewart's a hundred bucks for ringing up your coffee and doughnut. Moo U sits at 10. Seannie Graham's pantaloons are moist and uncomfortable knowing he squares off against the Men of the Scarlet and Gray in Columbus this weekend. Somewhat comforting knowing that the Bucks couldn't block a cell phone call right now.
TOSU. Different week, different QB. Same outcome. 28-3 sleep-walk through Champaign, Illinois. Fighting Illini give the OSU passing game all they can handle. Ezekiel Elliott takes over. Again. 2 point weekend. Sock Puppet with 15 and now it gets rough. Stormy seas ahead as the Buckeyes take on everything the fucking Mitten State has to offer in the next two weeks.
Burn in hell, Meechy.
Arkansas. Bert Bielema: Tool. Jen Bielema: hot, young, bored and married to an unshaven ogre of enormous girth who may not have seen his teeny schween in about a year. Pity Jen. And pity the Razorbacks. What the hell is it going to take for this team to get a diddle? In two consecutive weeks they dump Ole Miss. They down LSU on the road. And from the AP...nuthin'. 1 point weekend. Hard to understand. Have to believe it's because, like everyone else, the AP hates the Legendary Douchebag Bert Bielema. Minus 5 for Randoodle. Mississippi State this week, on the road. Unfortunately Alabama let the gas out of that bag last week so beating them won't help. Fuck it. Just stay home.
Jimbosuke
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