GG just got a little tighter thanks to a douche-fest trey of games over the last couple days.
Behold: Snottie also rises.
DSlow adds 1, 49 maintains dominance.
BroDouche adds the deuce, 48.
ClemboSlice adds zip, 44.
Snottie adds 1, 41.
CCS sweeps in with 5, 40.
McLovin' falls flat, gets snuffed, 0, 40.
Jimbosuke, adds 1, 39. Losing altitude by the game.
Q, no entry, 0, stay at 36.
SeaBag, no entry, 0, stay at 33. "What's your deal?"
Randribble, no entry, zed, stay at 29. Awful.
SockPup adds 1, 27, at least you're trying.
Timay, no entry, nada, 20. No mas.
Don't forget the three games tonight. See previous post.
Hear me my People: it won't always be this easy. I'm not a fan of "guessing" your way to GG Glory. So when we get down to bowl games that really matter, as in BCS bowl games, those are going to be worth more. Harken, ye slaves of the BRFL! We are not returning to the 100,000 watt slightly-scary-enthusiasm of the McLovin' era. But we are gonna'...mmm....keep it real. Nome sane?
Sheraton Hawaii Bowl
12/24/2013 2 PM in Honolulu, Hawaii
Boise State (QLove!) v. Oregon State Beavers
Little Caeser's Bowl (Pizza,pizza!)
12/26/2013 6 PM
Pittsburgh v Bowling Green
San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl
12/26/2013 9:30 PM
Utah State v Northern Illinois Huskies
Mike Leach. The brunt of jokes even from little kids in Texas.
Maybe this will make some of the 7 of us who tapped Wash U in the New Mexico Bowl (and then watched Mike Leach suffer a late game mini-stroke and blow a huge lead) feel better.
GG results, first set of bowls.
DBlowLongTime: 2. Stays in first with 46.
BroPube: Deuce. Second with 44.
ClemboSlice. Say hello to my sweep, he says. 5. Moves into third with 39.
Jimbosuke. 1. Fucking Fresno State. They suck, Paul. 36.
Snottie. Two right. 35. Tied with his butt buddy McLovin'.
McLovin'. SCHWEEPER. 5. Back in it with 35.
QLove. double. 34.
SeaBag. dub. 33.
CCS. deuce. Mike Leach death threat called in. 30.
Randude. Der Sveepenhausen. 5. Up from obscurity at 28.
SockPuppet. 1. Embarrassing performance. 26.
Timay! 0. No entry. "Welllll, the world needs ditch diggers too, Danny."
Missed opportunity here, Amigos.
We should have offered the Toolmeister.
Just think of the "comments". Not to mention the BRFL Jambo taken to another level.
There are only a few intrepid BRFLers who can walk away with this thing:
DBlow; Winston 222. Manziel 46. McCarron 5. First place votes. Lets not go through that shit again.
McLOVIN'!; Winston 321. Manziel 74.
BroPubes; Winston 321.2.
Jimbosuke; McCarron 50. Manziel 20.
ClemboSlut; Winston 100. McCarron 51. Manziel 14.
SuckPuppy; Winston 300. Manziel 300.
Snottie; Manziel 500(!). Winston 250.
CCSuck; Winston 298. Manziel 32.
The six finalists, in case you missed it, are Jamies Winston (FSU), Jordan Lynch (NIU), AJ McCarron (Ala), Johnny Manziel (TA&M), Tre Mason (War Eagle) and Andre Williams (BC)
Army v Navy, 3 PM Saturday on CBS
Gildan New Mexico Bowl, Wash. U Huskies v Colorado State 2 PM 12/21 ESPN
Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl, #20 Fresno St. v #25 USC 3:30 12/21 abc
Heismania tonight, Bros!
Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life
This is not Connor Cook. This is not Devin Gardner. This is Tajh Boyd and the Buckeyes are doomed.
BRFL Week 15: Conference Championships.
Commissioner: 48, Baylor comes through and downs hated Bevo the Cow. More importantly Bob Stoops is my new best friend for knocking off Okie State. Hello, Fiesta Bowl. BCS Bowl worth 4.
Sniff n' Crotch: 46. Only an 10 point weekend. You bastard. Hating. Rose Bowl bound.* BCS Bowl.
ClemboScum: 23. No game, no problem. Add the no drop.
SackSuckit: 23. No play, 3 point pay day for Bucky Bugger. Where's the justice?
Snottie: 19. Weekend off for Clemson, grabs 2. You bad, numba ten long time.
RandStench: 15. Still mired in despair.
SeaGay: 12. Cardinals resting, take 2, DogPukeForLunch.
BroFart: 10. All quiet in Blacksburg, Bro.
Timgay!:. 6. Day off nets you 3 for the Aggies. Jump DPo. Literally.
DBlow: 4. Who's more bummed? You or Ed Orgeron? Troymen to resume sucking immediately.
QLoser: -3. Broncos back to pulling spuds. Year of the Turd.
McDingleHole: -5. Georgia had a bye. Played their best game. Add 3.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
*This is a correction. Chiposuke's win over Ohio State was a CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. When he LIVING DOCUMENT was amended prior to Season Cinque, conference championship games were awarded 3 points, non-BCS bowls earned 2, BCS bowls earned 4, the BCS championship game was increased to 10. All other wins pay 1. So, Chips week was a 10 point week and he totaled out at 46 heading to the Rose Bowl.
Should have stuck with Ed Orgeron. 6-2 including an upset of Stanford. A recruiting Magician from the SEC. And you scrap him for.... Seven Win Sark? Who's picking the TroyMen next year?
Here's the end of the play that doomed the Bucks and sent us to the Orange Bowl instead of the Rose. 4th and 2 and the call was Braxton wide right into the boundary and Sparty blew it up like a child's balloon. See Urban in the background looking gay? That's how you look when, for some strange reason, you stop running El Guapo, even though every time he touches the ball he gets 4 yards minimum, and, instead, you start emptying the backfield, the sure sign that Braxton is keeping it. 4th. And 2. Wide right, Braxton, into the boundary. Did I miss something or were the MSU corners the last fucking people you would want to run at on 4th down, game on the line, INTO THE BOUNDARY!? Just as well. Our pass defense is so hopelessly bad right now that we make every QB we play look like Peyton Manning. GOD. The pain. I'm cold. I'm so....cold.
GG.
One sweep. Damned if it wasn't DPo. He's the new leader. Picks up 5, has 44.
BroFro. 1 point, Retard. Second place. 42
Jimbosuke. Should have gone with Sparty. 3 points. 35. Third.
ClemBoSlice, aka CBS. 3 points. Mizzu? Douche. 34.
Snottie. Damned by the TOSU pick. 3. Now 33.
Q. 3 point haul. TOSU victim also. 32
Seannie. 2 out of 3. Coinflipping now, Doubledong? 31. You forgot to pick the TOSU game, Dingle.
McLove. 2/4. Put down the pipe, Doper. 30.
CCS. I fucking hate you so much right now. 28, PissFace.
SuckPuppy. 1. Nailed the Baylor game, Brainiac. 25. You kind of suck at this, don't you?
Randong. 2/4. Is your middle name, like, "Meh"? 23.
Timay! 0. Again. You are worse for mankind than global warming. You are a blight and a pestilence. Die.
Check out the link if you want to know why this picture is like acid in the eyes of all Buckeye fans.
This weeks games, Studs and Studettes,
#19 Louisville @ Cincinnati. Thursday. 7:30 PM ESPN Seannie Graham 31-24 Cardinals. Teddy Fucking Bridgewater. Pound for pound the toughest QB in football.
#25 Texas @ #9 Baylor Saturday. 3:30 PM FOX Jimbosuke, All Happiness To Him 30-10, Baylor Bears on a freezing cold day in Waco. Win the Big12. On to a BCS bowl.
(#5 Missouri vs. #3 Auburn 4 PM. CBS in Atlanta. War Damn Eagle.) non-BRFL game. Plainsmen over Mizzu, 59-42. Win the SEC and now on to the BCS Nat'l Champs game. War Damn Eagle.
(#7 Stanford @ #11 Arizona State 7:45 PM ESPN) Fear the Tree. The Cardinal downs Az State, 38-14, second consecutive trip to the Rose.
(#20 Duke vs #1 Florida State 8 PM abc) Semenholes blow out the Dukesters, 45-7. Good luck stopping Mahlzan's triple option.
#2 THE Ohio State University vs #10 Michigan State U. 8:17 PM FOX in Indianapolis. Chip Schanz. The dream dies in East Lansing. Sparty wins the BiG. On to the Rose Bowl. Good pick, ChiChancre.
"Onward to victory, we will cheer you wherever you go,
Our honor defend, we will fight to the end, for OH HI O!"
#5 Missouri Tigers vs. #3, The Plainsmen of Auburn. 4 PM Saturday. War Damn Eagle. In Atlanta.
#25 Texas Longhorns @ #9 Baylor. 3:30 PM. In Waco, TX.
#7 Stanford @ #11 Arizona State. PAC 12 bullshit. Don't know where they're playing. Good game though.
#2 THE Ohio State University vs. Michigan State U. 8:17 PM Saturday. In Indianapolis.
"Fight the team across the field show them Ohio's here."
Death or Glory, Men of the Scarlet and Gray.
1 point for each game, 5 for the sweep. Same as it ever was. GG be tight.
A note about Tyvis Powell (TOSU #23). Jim Tressel gotfired resigned on Memorial Day weekend a couple years ago. Followed by a wave of TOSU de-commits. The very first committment that TOSU landed, I think two days after Jimmy T. "resigned" was Tyvis Powell. And young Tyvis took a ton of shit for that. To which he responded, "I haven't heard that (Ohio State) cancelled the Business Administration major yet so I thought I still appreciated the scholarship offer." Tyvis Powell recovers a fumble and gets the game saving INT agains Meechy. Go, Tyvis.
Don't get the call. Dileo (#9, Meechy) had been KILLING TOSU all game. Think they might double him on the EP?
But going for two? No choice, really, and huge balls. Love it.
To business,
BroFro, still out front. Adds 1: 41
DPo, solid #2, picks up 1: 39
Jimbosuke, golly how we love him, OWNS 3rd place. Grabs 2. Fuck you, USC. 32.
ClemboSlice, nabs 2. If only he'd gone with the Plainsmen. 31.
Snottie, gets 1. War Eagle: 30
Kinky Three Way: McStool adds 2, damn USC, 29
Seannie, HORRIBLE OUTING, zero. 29
QLove, adds 2, hates USC, 29
Jesus you guys. Really?
CCS, just exceptionally bad. Zero. 26
Sock Pup, adds 2, should have gone away from Bama. 24
Randog, subject of some considerable ridicule around our table, Zero. 21
Timay! the life of a secret agent/man of mystery makes it hard to keep up with GG. Zed. 20.
