He said to the first girl, “keep your hands up, thumbs down,” and he showed her the proper motion with his own hands. When she didn’t get quite right, he grabbed her wrists and showed her how to position her hands. He then paced off 15 yards, held the ball in front of him, squatted like he was under center, patted the ball hard, took three hard steps back, planted his back leg and fired the ball at the first girl. As he let the ball go, you could hear it click as his fingernails hit the ball and, I shit you not, as the ball whizzed through the air you could hear it ssssssssssss… THUNK! It hit the girl in the shoulder and knocked her down. Jim wadn’t playin’.“Come on, let’s go!” Jim barked. While Girl #1 picked herself up, Girl#2 gamely grabbed the ball and lobbed it back. Again, Jim got in his QB squat, smacked the ball, did a hard three-step drop-back and fired the ball at Girl#3, she ducked but the ball hit off the top of her head and went into the street. Girl#2 ran after it while Girl#3 sat on the ground rubbing her head. When Girl#2’s throw back to Jim was short, Jim got a bit annoyed, and set the girls up in a relay so that two girls were about 25 yards away, and the third girl was halfway in between so that that girls could throw to her, and she would run the ball to Jim. For the next 5-10 minutes, he was firing balls at these two poor girls, knocking them down or hitting them in the face about half the time. He was 100% oblivious.
5pts
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10pts
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20 pts
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Conference
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Position
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Player
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First
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B1G
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RB
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Elliott
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x3
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Second
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SEC
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QB
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Prescott
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x2
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Third
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SEC
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RB
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Fournette
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x1
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Rules
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#1. Pick the Conference the Heisman winner, runner up and third place dude come from.
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Points: Picking the conference spot correctly gets you 5 points for third place, double points for second, triple points for first.
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Example: I picked the Heisman winner comes from the B1G conference. If
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he does, I get 15 points (5 for getting the conference and triple points for first place= 15 points).
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Say I wiff on the first and second place finishers but the 3rd place winner is from
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the SEC (even if it isn't Fournette). I get 5 pts x1 (for third place).
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#2 Pick the Position of the winner/finalists
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Same dillio. Maybe you only get the QB in 2nd place. 20 points.
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#3 Pick the Playa. Get the winner right, 60 points!
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#4. Most points wins. You can get player wrong and still get points for the position
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or conference.
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#5. Assuming 10 participants, payout is $60, $30, $10.
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#6. As with all BRFL functions, an overriding concern is when you douches get "cute". We need to prevent your attempts at block voting, i.e. filling your ballot with all the same guy, same position
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and same conference. Each "player" spot must be a different name; no conference can appear more than twice on your ballot and no more than two of the same positions can appear on your ballot.
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Further explanation at the payout, because we understand that most, if not all of you are pretty dense. Just give us your money and all will be cool.
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