That of Which the Commissioner Speaks

Underneath that Brutus head is a student manager wearing a ball gag and leather bikini briefs. He will NOT forget Coach Meyer's safe word again. Ever.

Tow that Shit

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/2013/04/21410/buck-i-guy-hated-cincinnati

Get a life, Douchebag.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Brutus Bust Nuts

This shit really happened.
Seemed Psycho Urban wanted to, oh, get the students @ TOSU really involved with the team.
What? They don't pay attention? Like 110 thousand people every Saturday is not involved enough for this crazy bastard?
So, as a treat, you could step out on the field during FULL CONTACT spring practice and tote the rock if you wanted to. Like, if you were some misguided, sadomasochistic idiot from Centerville, Ohio who never had a prayer of playing real college ball, hey, douchebag, here's your chance to see what it's like . Here's what you've been missing. A red shirt sophomore linebacker from hell unloading on you, decleating you, with every ounce of power he's got in his 6'1" 220 lb, 4.6 40 frame as you break through a mysteriously huge hole on a classic(ally boring TOSU Dave off tackle snoozer). Hitting you so hard that, for a second, you're sure you're dying. Is that your own feces you feel in your red trousers? Is there a pungent smell of piss in your shoes?
The actual video of this assassination is a lot more impressive because it shows the dufus chump speed that Brutus came through the (gaping) hole with and the sickening game speed that our linebacker friend used to close the gap and absolutely shit-slobber Brutus into the rug.  Note where the ball ends up. This was about survival for Brutus. To his credit, he bounced right up and kind of skipped off the field. To the hospital. Drill ended here.

Urban Meyer puts cats in microwaves. He uses those lighters you put into gas grilles on tadpoles. He baits minnows through the eye on hooks then leaves them on the window sill to die horrible dehydrated deaths in the mid-central Ohio sun. That's who we're talking about here. A man named after a Pope who does shit like the above to Brutus Buckeye. Fucked. Up.

Jimbosuke
Commissioner for Life

Denard Robinson, Go Ahead and Eat Shit.

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/2013/04/21342/anonymous-nfl-scout-breaks-down-denard-robinson-first-pitch

Why would I post this?

Simple. Because Denard will never be forgiven for that stupid ass "eating" pantomime bullshit he trotted out vs. the woebegone 2011 Bucks.

Case closed.

Jimbosuke
Commissioner for Life

A Block, Not A Foul.

Definitely a block. Definitely.





Not a foul. A block. Clean. And that is a 6 foot-nothing point guard.

Down Goes Otto, Down Goes Otto.

First, there's this:





Most awesomest charge. Ever.

But upon a closer review, Otto the Orange gets iced. Let's take a closer look.



Several things are apparent from this angle.
1. Only one cheerleader knows what the call means. The other cheerleaders are wondering why the Syracuse bench has their panties in a bunch.
2. Jim Boeheim has a twin in the corner, sitting next to a guy who looks like he just lost a lot of money.
3. It appears that not only does Otto get offed, but the bullet passes through him like, um, a bullet through an, uh, orange, striking a male cheerleader in the process.

Can't tell where the shot came from just by analyzing the orange juice splatter. Let's see what we can find from our view on the grassy knoll.






Et tu, Beilein?

That's one stone cold mother fucker.
Fo' shizzle.

Harlem Shake

Always, always, always.
Keep it real, My Bitches.

Jimbosuke

M, Go Blue.

For the record, Jimbosuke is hoping for a U of M win and NCAA Championship.

Damn me to hell.

Jiimbosuke

Lesbian Marriage

Keeping it real, BRFLers.

Jimbosuke

scUM to the Final Four. It's only basketball.

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/2013/04/21076/ohio-state-to-erect-statue-of-jim-tressel-at-the-woody-hayes-athletic-center

Theeeee Biiiiiig Tennnnnn

El Guapo! Raw Hyde.

Pancakes the DB coach for the Bucks.

Happy face, U Meyer.

Jimbosuke

A Beaver is still just a Beaver

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/buckshot/2013/03/20215/oregon-state-rebranded-itself

Further evidence of the decline of Western Civilization.

Jimbosuke

Thad Matta Will Get Up In Yo Face

Ibex on Ibex Violence

Head butt. Head butt. Head butt.

Jimbosuke