BRFL Week 3

SkHank		17
Randstain		14
Q-Spot		13
Timmy!		10
Syph		9
SeaScrote		8
Commish		7
D.Po		7
Brofro		3
Sock Puppy		2
McLovin		-7
Clemstain		-10
Snott		-16

PERSPECTIVE

I'm last in the GG and second to last in the BRFL.
Guess I'm still havin' a good day.
TSP

Win and Drop

Whoop it up Boys, you beat Massa-freaking -Chusetts 63 to 13, and drop from 17th in the AP
to 18th....gotta love it !!!  TSP

Week 3 Preview, Bra'.

Well, HOWDY!

Wake Forest @ Florida State (5). Wake not the favorite, Syph.
(16) TCU @ Kansas. Horned Toads play someone with name recognition. Who sucks.
(13) Virginia Tech@ Pitt. Pittsburgh looked good last week. Smell the glove, ClemboSlice. Or not.
Furman @ (11) Clemson. Another tough one, huh, Timmy! So gay.
Tennessee Tech @ Oregon (4). Same to you only double, D Homo.
James Madison @ (9) W. Virginia. C'mon! Fucking James Madison?! Play somebody, SnotGra.
U Mass @ Michigan. Planning on giving up over 300 yards to these pussies too, McLovin'?
(18) Florida @ (23) Tennessee. I hear your butthole slamming shut, Randpooper. Lots of Gator Haters want to see you lose. I can think of 12 people putting the hex on you at this very moment.
(2) USC @ (21) Stanford. At least it's a homegame, skHank. USC is beatable. But by the Cardinal? Maybe.
(25) BYU @ Utah. BYU? The same fuckers who won ten games last year and never got ranked? Thus losing me fifty dollars? Another Mormon Tabernacle Twat Twiddle and financial fuck-over for SockPukie. Voyage to the bottom of the sea, Chuckeroo.
North Texas @ (15) Kansas State. Duh, WINNING!?!
Utah State @ Wisconsin. Bret Suckaleema probably thought this was a payday game when it was scheduled. Now he's camped in the film room eating cold pizza and pooping in a garbabe can. Prayer. Lots of it, ScoDeepSea.
Ohio U Bobcats @ Marshall. BroFro, every week I have to go to the Ohio U website and look up who they're playing. I don't like doing this. Fuck you.

Enjoy the weekend.

SpartyCuss vs. the Romans this week on GG!

Le'Veon Bell is SpartyCuss. And he be taking it to the Golden Dome.

Gridiron Guru Season 7 - Week Three

GG-7 Week 3 Game Pack

All games are on Saturday September 15th
Picks must be in by kickoff of the first game
( That is Sat 9/15 @ 3:30 PM )

Game One:  3:30 PM Sat 9/15/12 on ABC and ESPN 2
NORTH CAROLINA  at  #19 LOUISVILLE

Game Two:  6 PM Sat 9/15/12 on ESPN
#18 FLORIDA  at  #23 TENNESSEE

Game Three:  8 PM Sat 9/15/12 on ABC
#20 NOTRE DAME  at  #10 MICHIGAN STATE

Best of Luck Gurus,
TSP

Week 2 BRFL Results - Woman on Top

(Metaphorical reference to Q-Spot being on top. Not actually her. I think.) 

Gratuitous side boob for recreational purposes only.

Current Standings		Pts
Q-Spot		11
Randstain		8
Timmy!		7
Clemstain		7
Commish		7
Syph		6
SeaScrote		5
D.Po		4
SkHank		3
Brofro		2
Sock Puppy		1
McLovin		-7
ScoReam		-17

Summary? Summary:

Q-Spot's men of Manhattan open up a can on the thugs of South Beach. When the bitch slappin' is over, Q picks up 8 points. North Texas next. Cruise control.

Randvag inexplicably picks up 8 after Flo Rida squeaks out a win over Texas A& M. Shoulda been a loss. Can't stand seeing Randwang near the top of the leader board. He must fail. Next week Tennessee. There is hope. This is Flo Rida. He's pointing.

I can still taste Barb's pie and we already have ourselves a ream. ScoReam's Wisky Badgers go down on the Beavers and get ScoReam ass-pounded for -17. And the sloppy seconds from McLovin left him an itchy, red bumpily rash. Yeesh. Should've made an original pick. The Badger bitch was ridden hard and put away wet last season. They lose an NFL starting QB and you think its a great idea to pick them? Probably no teams left by the time you were on the clock. Wait. First pick? Wisconsin? The one with no QB?

Get yourself a payday loan, mofo. What the fuck is wrong with those Ryan boys?

This is Sock Puppet. Sock Puppet is sad.

I couldn't have been the only one who peed himself a little when I saw Utah lost to Utah State. Mormon on Mormon action.  These are Mormons:

So is she.

Nice pick, Sockdick.

Gallerie de Douche

The Carter, III

There were no Badgers killed for this picture

The Cardinal is back. USC next week.

Violent material, Dawg.

Check it out.

Mom, I'm done with the draft!!

Hey Jimdouchski, he's also the commish of his league, I'm suppose to let him know when to drop his pony tail too.

Knock you out, Douche

This weeks games, Douchebags:

Utah v Utah State. Mormonius Clusterfuckius. Socky Focky. 5 dollah.
Qspot: K State (21) v  Miami. Money so easy it's sick. Get some pictures of dead baby seals, okay?
Clemson (14) v Ball State. Really, Timmy? Ball State? Don't tell us you're gay if that becomes an issue.
Va Tech (15) v Austin Peay. Timmy! out-douchebagged in the pay-day game dept. ClemboSlice!
Michigan (19) v Air Force. McLovin', you are absolutely screwed royal. Batter dipped shit season.
Florida (24) v Texas A&Ream. RandChancre popped by AgDouches.
Wisco (13) v Oregon State. Badgers butt-stabbed by Beavs. Sorry, ScoSyph.
Florida SemenBank (6) v Savannah State. ChipSTD, please. You disgust me. Totally.
Oregon (4) v Fresno State. Who's the dill-hole who took Oregon? I forgot. Go to HELL.
Grambling State v TCU (20). I am a beautiful human being. I love me some ME.
Duke v Stanford (25). Hello, Ream Land. Meet skHank.
Ohio U v New Mexico State. BroSlut Bobcat. Smell my fingers.
W.Virgina Cornholers with the bye week, SeaScrote? Shell fish poisoning can be fatal. Just mentioning.

Puke-a-zoid. Boring, boring season so far. Try to do better, FagMagnets.

Death to West Canada Valley.

BRFL Week 1 Standings

Current Standings Timmy!		Points 4
SeaScrote		4
Syph		3
Q-Spot		3
Clemstain		3
D.Po		2
Commish		1
Brofro		1
Sock Puppy		1
Randstain		0
Snott		0
SkHank		-3
McLovin		-11

Timmy! holds the tenuous lead with SeaScrote. But there are sleepless nights when you ride the Clemson pony. Clemson is Clemson and if you don't know what that means, you haven't been paying attention. Chillax, your wallet will tell you exactly what it means. Can WVU mine the Big 12 for some victories? SeaScrote hopes so. Dunno, Big 12 ain't the Big East. Those finesse offenses work against the weaker squads, comically ineffective against teams playing Manball. Just ask Denard. Speaking of..

There are some worried Mofos after the end of week 1. McLovin , if the season ended today, would owe $156. And its gonna get worse. You picked a #8 team that will go 7-5. Upside? Two points for the Little Seizures Motor City Bowl. Buh bye.

Gridiron Guru 7 -- Week 2

GG7 - Week 2 Game Pack

All games are on Saturday September 8, 2012
Picks must be made by kickoff of the first game ( Noon on Saturday )

Game One - Noon - Sat 9/8/12
UCF  at  #14 Ohio State   on ESPN

Game Two - 3:30 P- Sat 9/8/12
#24 Florida at Texas A & M   on ESPN

Game Three - 3:30 PM - Sat 9/8/12
Air Force at  #19 Michigan   on ABC & ESPN2

Brought to you from the depths of the BRFL standings,
Your loyal Steaming Pile

Death to New York Mills

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"G'day, Mate. You yanks want to play some football?"

Sparty is spelled "Le'Veon Bell".

210 yards, 44 totes, 6 receptions and the go ahead TD. Somebody out there is glad they didn't take Ream-bait Boise.