GG Week 5 Games

 

GG Week 5 Games.

Kentucky (#7) @ Ole Miss (#14) Noon. ESPN. Joey Freshwater entertains a Stoops.

Oklahoma State (#9) @ Baylor (#16). Kenneth Starr is dead. Broadcast to be determined.

NC State (#10) @ Clemson (#5). Numba' Ten visits Dildo. 7:30 PM, abc.

GG is heating up.

Roll the bones, Muchachos and Muchachas.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 4 Results

Joan Jett, 9/22/1958

GG Week 4 Results.

It was Joan Jett's Birthday one day last week. 

We here at the BRFL back office bow to the Goddess of Sweaty Rock n' Roll.

Minnesota waxes Meechy State, 34 - 7. Little Brother 38 yds (total!) rushing. Goldie 240 on the ground. Long year for Sparty. 

Notre Dame 45, UNCarolina 32. How many ways can you say 'basketball school'? ND defense steps up huge. The tiniest glimmer of hope for Lola.

Douche on Douche contest in College Station. Aggies come out on top of the Pigs, 23 -21. You want them both to lose. Of course you do. It's an SEC game. Those games are ass.

Lola. 1 to go to 4.

CCS. 2 to go to 11. You're having a good year. It won't last.

DPo. 2 to make 5.

SpecialK. 1 to go to 6.

Timmy!. 2 to go to 10. Whiffed on the Pigs.

'Bo$$uke. 1 to make 10. Domers prevent the shut out. '$$uke is shamed.

SockPuppet. 1 to go to 10. You love Goldie. 

Q. SWEEP! 5 to go to 7. Don't count this bitch out. Ever.

DogTheBountyHunter.. 2 to go to 9. Almost all the right moves, Turd.

BroFro. 2 to go to 10. Domer Hate blocks the sweep. Drink heavily to forget.

Snottie. 2 to go to 14. In GG you are en fuego. You'd better be, BadgerBoy.

ChibaChews. 2 to go to 8. Respectable.

Ronde'. 1 to go to 8. I would have liked to see a zero from you, TwatFace.

McLovin'. 1 to go to 9. Don't even look at me.

Happy Birthday, Joan.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 3 Results

Rough weekend for Teebs

 BRFL Week 3 Results.

Down and dirty. Things are kind of stacking up for the Commissioner. Making unreasonable demands on his precious time. I don't like it, you don't like it and the American People don't like it.

Lola. Win over Cal. Minus 30. Your address is 666 Hell.

CCS. scUM rolls another patsy. +7, Liberace anal pore.

DPo. Kansas downs Houston. Houston loses at home. At least Meechy is good this year. Minus 5.

Komronovich. Oregon bends BYU over. +10 AP spooge-fest. -1 Total. Walk toward the light, Bronie.

Teebs. Sparty gets pissed on in Washington. AP hating, minus 10. REAM, Bitch. Minus 11. Cutting?

Jimbo$$uke. Horns fuck up UTSA. Big deal. AP to $$uke: 'Fuck you'. 0 weekend. +10 total. 

Sock. Baylor truck-drags Texas State. Who cares? Minus 4. Kenneth Starr is dead. Fuck him.

Q. Iowa beats the shit out of Nevada. Ferentz in line for a raise. He's a douchebag. + 2 Total. Wow.

DTBH. Utah beats up on San Diego State. PAC-12 bullshit game. So lame. Minus 7 total. 

BroFro. NC State sneaks by shitty Texas Tech. AP goes all inappropriate. +6.

Snottie. Wisco gang-tools lowly NM State. Embarrassing buggery in Camp Randall. Minus 10.

Chichi. Cincy pours shit on Miami of Ohio. Questionable homer pick, Chiba. Minus 5.

Ronde'. Troymen seriously fuck up Fresno State. Every day I hate you more, Ronde'. +13.

McLovin. Ohio State runs it up on the Rockets. Dual threat Toledo QB causes problems. Worry? Minus 5.

Details later if I feel like it.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life 

GG Week 4 Games

 

Minnesota @ Michigan State. Ski-U-Mah, Motherfuckers. Goldie rows the boat to East Lansing.

3:30  Big Ten Network

Notre Dame @ the U of North Carolina. Marcus Freeman converts to Catholicism. He'll be sorry.

3:30 PM, abc. No fucking reason at all for abc to broadcast this game but, well, Notre Dame, right?

Arkansas Razorbacks (#10) @ Texas A&M (#23). Woo Pig Sooie but Jimbo Fischer wants bacon. 

7 PM  ESPN

Deep breath.

Roll the bones, Friends.

Jimbo$$uke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 3 Results

 GG Week 3 Results.

Not enough, Malik.

Florida State 35, Louisville 31. Seminoles were dropping like flies in the first half, including FSU signal-caller Jordan Travis midway through the second quarter. He 'would not return' but, no problem, some dude named Tate Rodemaker from Valdosta, Ga. just stepped in and won the game on the road.

Malik Cunningham indeed. 

Purdue visits the mostly empty Dome and has the Orangemen hang the "L" on 'em, 32 - 19. Gritty, come from behind win and the 'Cuse has something going on at 3 - 0.

Garrett Schrader not impressed with the Boilers. 13/18 for 181 yds and 3 TDs along with another 83 yds on 17 totes.

And what the fuck has gotten into Oregon? Ducks 41, BYU Cougars 20. Bo Nix 13 of 18 for 222 and 2 TDS against 0 INTs for a 90.8 QBR. Cougs might have left it all on the field with the double OT win over Baylor. Or the Ducks might be really good. Dunno'!

Lola. 1 to go to 3. You need more than that.

CCS. SWEEP! 5 to go to 9. Not too shabby.

DPo. 1 to got to 3. Are you even trying?

BronieDrone. 2 to go to 5. Mr. Mediocre.

Timmy! 1 to go to 8. Shit week for Teebs.

'Bo$$uke. SWEEP! 5 to go to 9.

SockPuppet. 2 to go to 9. Stuck with BYU and got boned.

Q. Finally on the board with 2. God.

DogTheBountyHunter. Picks up 2 to go to 7.

BroFro. 2 to go to 8. Stealth attempt at relevance?

Snottie. SWEEP! Add to his 7, the Leader with 12.

ChibaChews. SWEEP! Gives him 6 total.

Ronde'. 1 to go to 7. Meh. Piss poor week.

McLovin. 2 to go to 8. Could make a move. Some day.

That's it.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 2 Results

 BRFL Week 2 Results.

Lola. Oh my fucking GOD. Worst case scenario much? Tyler Buchner, a promising QB playing for what is, apparently, a shitty team, is out for the season. Who knows what the back up's name is, but he threw a pick on his second pass from scrimmage. First year coach is 0 - 3. Not promising. And, oh yeah. You lost to unranked Marshall 26 - 21 at home. Notre Dame probably paid Marshall a million dollars to whip their ass in South Bend. Must I say it? You got the REAM. Worse, you Hindenberged MINUS 17 on the way down. That's minus 22 on the weekend ( a record crap-out, I'm sure) and you started at minus 9. Say hello to minus 31. No one, in 16 years, has gotten smacked up side the head like this. Wow.

Tool-sack, blaspheming bastard CCS and fucking Meechy. Hawaii is so bad that scUM was able to truck-drag them around the Big House to the tune of 56 - 10. JJ McCarthy is your QB. Unless KhakiWanker can find a way to screw it up. McCarthy makes Cade McNamara look like a double amputee. Jesus. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. No love from the AP because... HAWAII. 2 point weekend to go to +5.

DPo. An unfortunate road game in Texas. Texas Tech 33, Houston 30. They play them some good foo-ball in Texas so I'm not ready to say Houston was a pick that smells like ass. But the AP is! REAM! Minus 5 and that's your total. You're not dead yet but I am definitely putting your sorry-ass squad on 'snooze'.

Komronovich. Holy shit with extra sauce! Oregon passes out the 'toot' pre-game and the Ducks just fucking curb-stomp Eastern Washington 70 to 14. No mercy here. The AP likes this kind of disembowelment and you get the DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE!. 1 for the win, 5 for the Diddle to #25 AP and you go to minus 13 on the season. May not seem like a big deal, but it is.

Timmy! The Akron Zips go to East Lansing and get absolutely pissed on by the Spartans 52 - 0. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +3 for the Almighty AP move up in the poll. +5 for the weekend and +8 for the season and Teeblations has something going on with Moo U. 

Well, looky here, looky here. Alabama sneaks by Texas in Austin 20 - 19 and they look like shit doing it. They hold on for the win despite the Horn's back-up QB playing on one leg for three quarters. 15+ penalties, several of them stupid, undisciplined, "I'm a fucking asshole and I play for Alabama" unsportsmanlike conduct flags. Saban doesn't seem like he's in control. You hate to see it. For a loss (a LOSS) the AP awards the DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! to the Longhorns. That's +5. They land at 21 that's +4 on the move up. That's 9 points on the weekend and +10 total. You look at ME! Jimbo$$uke is the Captain now. 

Baylor takes a trip to Mormon Country and gets douched by BYU 26 - 20. Fans swarm the field. But that's not the point. The point is that SockPuppet/Puppet Master take the "L" and assume the crash position for a screaming nose-dive of minus 8 in the AP. Baylor was +2 but now they are minus 6. Seemed excessive to me but, hey, I'm willing to let it go. 

Q. Oh, Sweet Jesus. Iowa State 10, Iowa 7. The $4,800,000 dollar man lays another egg at home, in Kinnick Stadium, which used to be a tough place to play. The good news? You were unranked so you can't get the Ream. Stay at +1. 

Utah goes on the road and NUKES Southern Utah to the tune of 73 -7. That is just ridiculous. What the fuck is going on? Me not know. The bitch of it is that the AP actually drops Utah one so, with the win, the weekend is a wash for DogTheBountyHunter. 73 points and...nothing? Sad but true. Dog stays at minus 10.

Charleston Southern gets molested by NC State at where ever the fuck NC State plays, 55 - 3. BroFro feeling better about his pick. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +2 for the move up. 4 point weekend. The 'Fro claws his way back to Zero.

Wisconsin is not good. At home, in Camp Randall, they get scrubbed by little-known Washington State, 17 - 14. The AP shows no mercy dropping the Badgerinos 6 in The Poll. And, sure, that's good for a REAM! So add minus 5 more, why don'tcha'? That's a catastrophic minus 11 weekend. Snotty started at zero (appropriately) and now is down below sea level at minus 11. We may be witnessing the twilight of the Paul Chryst era in Madison.

At home in the Queen City Cincinnati decimates somebody called "Kennesaw State", 63 - 10. This fools no one. 1 for the win. ChibaChews picks up +1 and rests at minus 6. 

Kennesaw State, Folks. 

USC dispatches Stanford 41 - 28 at The Farm. Hard to know what to make of this because Stanford now sucks. Still. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and, wait a second, the AP doles out +3 for this predictable waxing of The Cardinal. +5 on the weekend. +11 on the season for Ronde'.

The Arkansas State Red Wolves come to Columbus and get beetled by the Buckeyes 45 -12. Something seems off about Ohio State on offense. But the defense is a welcome surprise as all the Red Wolves points came on FGs. No love from the AP. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +2 on the weekend. Minus 7 on the season. Steep  is the climb up the mountain, McLovin.

BRFL

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 3 Games

 GG Week 3 Contests.

Another week, another largely clown-show schedule. 

But squirreled away in there are a few good games. 

Thursday night. Florida State @ Louisville, a conference game, 9/16 @ 7:30 PM, ESPN.

Saturday, Purdue @ Syracuse, Noon, ESPN2.

Saturday, 9/17. BYU (#12) @ Oregon (#25). 3:30 PM, FOX.

Step up.

Roll the bones.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 2 Results

 

GG Week 2.

Iowa State comes to town.

The Iowa State Cyclones take home the CyHawk trophy by managing to score 10 points in Kinnick Stadium which is something the home team, Iowa, hasn't been able to do yet this year. 10 - 7 Cyclones and the Hawkeyes are on life support.

Tennessee tops the home team, Pitt, in OT, 34 - 27. The Vols looking all kind of for real.

Kentucky pulls in to the Swamp and drops Florida 26 -16. Will Levis balls out for the Wildcats and...Anthony Richardson? Goes from super to shitty in one week: 14/35 143 yds 4.1 avg (4.1!) 2 INTs (nice), for a QBR of 3.8. That's, Three. Point. Eight. 

Will Levis tries to remain humble

Lola throws a no hitter. Zero. Stay at 2. You're not having a great season.

CCS. 2 to go to 4.

DPo. Whiffs three times. 0. Stay at 2.

BronieBoy. Love those Vols. 1 to go to 3.

Timmy! Picks up 2 to go to 7. A Player.

'Bo$$uke. 2 to go to 4. Meh.

SockPuppet. 2 to go to 7.

Q. Jesus. A no hitter. 0 for you. 

DogTheBountyHunter. Also a strike out. 0 to stay at 5.

BroFro. The Vols are your friend. No one else is. 1 to go to 6.

Snotty. 2 to go to 7. You need every GG point you can get.

ChiChi. You finally got a point. You have +1, Mr. Reverse Mortgage.

Ronde'. Just one this week. Are you a shit picker in GG all of a sudden? 6 total.

McLovin. 1 to go to 6. Vols help you avoid the shut out. 

There's always next week.

Jimbo$$uke,

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 1 Results

 Week 1 BRFL:

You can run as many crazed leprechauns onto the field as you want but you can't beat Ohio State. Catholic flagellants sent home for some serious soul searching and maybe a little buggery in the rectory basement. 

Ohio State 21, Domers 10. Lola gets blistered right out of the blocks. Naught for points, then minus three for the AP thumbs down, remember she started at minus 6. Lola, you pull into the pits @ minus 9. 

It's week ONE.

Evil scUM violates Colorado State 51 - 7 in the Big House. Colorado State really sucks but CCS is stoked. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP shows a lot of love with +4 move up and it's a 6 point subtotal. Of course CCS started at minus 3 so he stands at +3 final. 

Houston 37, University of Texas, San Antonio 35, in overtime. An inauspicious start for DPo. 1 for the win, minus 1 from the AP (as in "fuck you") and it's a zero of a weekend for the 'Po.

Georgia carpet-bombs Oregon 49 - 3. I don't remember ever seeing an 11th ranked team dropped from the AP poll after week one before. Yet, here we are. No points. A sickening plunge from #11 to out of the action. That's minus 14. Plus a lusty REAM! Minus 5 more. KomBronie feels sick at minus 19 and there's "plenty of football to play". 

Looks like beating a crappy Ohio State team in the Shoe last year may have been the high water mark for the Ducks. 

Moo U over Western Meechy U, 35 - 13. Meh. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 for some AP love for a +3 weekend which is the total for Timmy!

Texas abuses the University of Louisiana, Monroe 52 -10. 1 for the win. +1 the final for 'BoSuke, Let Us Praise Him.

Baylor victimizes Albany 69 -10. Just tell me it wasn't Albany, NY. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up in the AP. SockPuppet started at minus 1 so it's +2 for the SockPuppet/PuppetMaster.

Iowa manages to slide by fearsome South Dakota State with a baseball score, 7 - 3. Are you fucking kidding me? These 7 points came from a field goal and two (2!) safeties. Iowa could not find the end zone against South Dakota State. Kirk Ferentz makes $4,800,000 annually and apparently also has Monkey Pox. Your future is not bright, Q.

Utah. Who's the dumb shit that tabbed Utah? Florida dumps the Utes in the Swamp 29 - 26 and the AP gets all kind of pissed off and power-drills the Utes minus 6. Of course, Utah started at minus 4 so DogTheBountyHunter suddenly finds himself at minus 10.

And it's only week one. 

NC State sneaks by East Carolina State 21 -20. A lot of BRFLers had NC State on their boards. But the knock on NC State is they only play well when they're underdogs. True? How the fuck would I know?! But the AP was not impressed with this performance and hung  a minus 5 on 'em which, personally, I thought was excessive. Yet BroFro wallows at minus 4.

After just one week. 

Wisconsin flattens lowly Illinois State 38 - 0. AP takes such a dim view of this pay-day game/ritual sacrifice that they actually drop the Badgers 1 in the poll. The whole god damned weekend is a wash for Snotty and his total is zero. This surprised yet didn't sadden me.

                                   Wooo Pig Sooie

Arkansas bests Cincinnati 31 - 24. I thought it would be worse. But ChibaChews knows his stuff. Unfortunately the AP gives not one tiny shit what ChiChi knows and they drop the Bearcats 2 in the poll.  And that minus two is good enough for a fucking REAM! and, suddenly, what looks like an innocuous loss to a bunch of red state retards is a full on disaster as Mr. Edibles lies at minus 7.

Rice gets absolutely pissed on by USC 66 -14. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and the AP awards +4. That's a 6 point weekend and good for the lead in the BRFL after week 1. Oh, and who picked USC? None other than Ronde' with the 13th pick in the draft. 

And back to Ohio State waxing Notre Dame 21 -10. Notre Dame punted on EVERY POSSESSION in the second half. Yet, still, the AP hates on Ohio State and drops them one in the poll. This is not good for McLovin who started at minus nine. The weekend is a wash. Stay at minus 9.

One week. 2 Reams. Some picks that  look like toe-jam. We're off to a great start.

Jimbo$$uke,

Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 2

 GG Week 2:

All Saturday Games.

 #24 Tennessee @ # 17 Pittsburgh.  How 'bout them Tennessee Vols? 3:30 PM.  abc.

Iowa State @ Iowa. 4 PM. Big Ten Network.

 #20 Kentucky @  #12 Florida.  7 PM.  ESPN. Komron could have picked Florida. But....no.

There was naught but an ass-load of pay-day games and pure garbage to pick from this week. So let's just hope these contests are at least entertaining.

Roll the bones, Friends.

Jimbo$$uke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week One Results

 

GG Week 1:

Penn State 35 - Purdue 31. Purdue seemed to have this one well in hand until Penn State's tenth-year senior QB, Sean Clifford, un-corked a "where the fuck did that come from?" drive and the Boilers put on a clinic on how not to manage the clock in the final minute. Take home messages: Sean Clifford's knee is NOT sound. Penn State struggles to run the football. Purdue is good and could do some damage in the B1G. Fuck all  you twerps who picked PSU. 

Arkansas 31 - Cincinnati 24. Wooo-Pig-Sooie. Arkansas is stocked with key players picked up in the tranfer portal and KJ Jefferson is a  hell of a QB. Cincinnati's QB is an Eastern Michigan transfer and the Bearcats, as a group, made a ton of mistakes but they definitely do not suck. 

Ohio State 21 - Notre Dame 10. But for an ill-advised double safety blitz in the red zone the Domers could have won this game. I'll never understand why they went away from what had been working all night, especially down inside their own 30. Buckeyes you've never heard of stepped up to make huge plays. Ohio State has a defense again and it's talented and deep. 

Lola:  2, went with Purdue.

CCS:  2, Boilers get him in the bung.

DPo.:  2, Shows love for Cincy. Love not returned.

Bronie: 2, Butt-popped by Purdue Pete.

Timmy!: SWEEP! 5.

'Bo$$uke: 2, Pounded in the pooper by Purdue.

SockPuppet:  SWEEP! 5.

QXXX: No entry. I checked by email, phone and the blog. What's your deal? 0.

DogTheBountyHunter:  SWEEP! 5.

BroFro:  SWEEP! 5.

Snottie:  SWEEP! 5.

ChibaChews: No entry. Jesus Christ, ChiChi, take a break from the Skunk. 0.

Ronde':  SWEEP! 5.

McLovin:  SWEEP! 5.

See you next week, Turds.

Jimbo$$uke,

Commissioner for Life