BRFL Week 4: Pre-apocalypse Scores

BRFL Week 4 Results.

Forging ahead as if we might ever see the end of the season.

Just a three point weekend for SkHank this week as VTech mauls Old Dominion at home, 38-0. Moves up to #12 in the AP. A clear case of PayDay game and the AP moves him up? Fucking AP.
ShitbirdHank now has 17.

Randy's Utes struggle mightily on the road with unranked Arizona. Absolutely fuck you, Randy, as the AP moves you up 3 for that shit, to #20. with the win and the no drop it's a five point weekend. You're #20 in the Poll and you have 15. Sock, remember when  you had Utah and they were so awful? Still hurts probably.

DPo. I am going to literally puke. Notre Dame beats lowly Michigan State on the road and you would think they invented gravity, according to the AP. Michigan State? 1 for the win. 3 for landing at #22 in the AP and DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! 5 more. 9 point weekend and suddenly you have 11 and own the inside track on The Liberace.

Timmy! Meechy on the road vs undefeated Purdue. Behind the back up signal caller the Evil scUM puts a beatin' on the Boilers 28-10. Jon Okorn probably starts from here on out. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Personally, I'd have moved them up. I'm not the AP. And don't you forget it, Buster. Teeblations has 10. Meechy #8 in the AP.

Does any of this matter? Soon we'll all be dead.

SeaBag. Asshole James Franklin ventures into Kinnik Stadium vs. perenially overpaid Kirk Ferentz and waits until the last play of the game to pull it out for the Nittanys. Mr. Franklin apparently trying to get Trace McSorley killed. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. You have 9.
CockPuppet. Miami returns to action against powerhouse Toledo. Results predictable. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Join your man-friend at 9.
ClemboSlice. Wash U finally gets the running game going. 37-10 on the road over the Buffs. 1 for the win, 1 for the move up to AP#6, 1 for the no drop. Make it a three-some at 9, Butt-jabber.

Kitten. USF lays a whuppin' on Temple. 43-7 over the Owls. AP takes notice, big time; 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 3 for the move up to #18. Kitten on the move with 7.

Snottie. No game. No biggie. AP says, "I hate you" as only they can say it. By dropping you a point to Numbah 10. Minus 1 on the weekend. You have 4 now, Tool Box.

KillerBee. USC rides the Sam Darnold train on the road against Cal. 30-20, TroyMen. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. 3 overall.
McLovin, Guess Vandy wasn't so good after all. 59-0 in favor of the Elephant. 2 points. Now you have 3.

BroFro. Boise State. This time losing to unranked Virginia in a blow out, 42-13. Maybe you can still come in second in the Mountain West.

Into negative territory we go...

KBronie. Another heart attack game. Gators over Kentucky 28-27 on the road. How long can they keep this shit up? AP docks you a point. 0 on the weekend. You have minus 1 still. Wipe that smirk off your face.

Q. Kansas State takes the weekend off. Probably for the best. Kansas State is, well, shitty. You still have minus 6. Remaining on your schedule are games against TCU, Texas, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State and West Virginia.

The Commissioner, God's Praise Be Upon him. TOSU beats the shit out of UNLV in a clear PayDay game scenario. AP is wrathful, the fucks, and it drops Ohio State for the win. Wash out weekend. Stay at minus 9. Running out of places to cut myself.

CCS. Stanford plus a can of whoop-ass minus UCLA equals one point on the weekend. Minus 13, my fellow basement troll.

See you next week. Or not.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.