For GG week 4 results return to the GG Week 4 Games post.
GG Week 5 Games, one is a Friday game.
USC(#5) @ Washington State(#16)
10:30 PM Friday, ESPN
Mississippi State (#24) @ Auburn (#13).
6PM Saturday, ESPN
CLemson(#2) @ Virginia Tech(#12)
8 PM Saturday, ABC
1 for the win, 5 for the Sweep.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.
GG Week 5 Results:
Seannie; SWEEP. 5 gives him 13 total. Not too shabby.
Randilingus; recent trip East unrewarding as Commissioner flakes out. 2 adds up to 6.
BroFro: Within striking distance. 2 gives him 13.
'BoSuke: SWEEP. 5 pumps him up to 15. Let Us Sing Him Praises and Hosanahs.
DPo: SWEEP. 5 drives the DTrain to 14. Dangeroso.
Killer Bee: 2 keeps her in the lead at 16. Hanging by a thread.
CCS; 2 to go to 7. Embarrassing? Yeah.
McLovin; 1. ONE. Suck ass to 8.
KBron: 2. Adds up to 6. Rhymes with 'sucks'.
SockPuppy: 2. To a total of 8. Happy Birthday, McSuckTwin.
Snottie; 1. I hear a dog laughing. 3 on the season. So glad I'm not you.
Forging ahead as if we might ever see the end of the season.
Just a three point weekend for SkHank this week as VTech mauls Old Dominion at home, 38-0. Moves up to #12 in the AP. A clear case of PayDay game and the AP moves him up? Fucking AP.
ShitbirdHank now has 17.
Randy's Utes struggle mightily on the road with unranked Arizona. Absolutely fuck you, Randy, as the AP moves you up 3 for that shit, to #20. with the win and the no drop it's a five point weekend. You're #20 in the Poll and you have 15. Sock, remember when you had Utah and they were so awful? Still hurts probably.
DPo. I am going to literally puke. Notre Dame beats lowly Michigan State on the road and you would think they invented gravity, according to the AP. Michigan State? 1 for the win. 3 for landing at #22 in the AP and DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! 5 more. 9 point weekend and suddenly you have 11 and own the inside track on The Liberace.
Timmy! Meechy on the road vs undefeated Purdue. Behind the back up signal caller the Evil scUM puts a beatin' on the Boilers 28-10. Jon Okorn probably starts from here on out. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Personally, I'd have moved them up. I'm not the AP. And don't you forget it, Buster. Teeblations has 10. Meechy #8 in the AP.
Does any of this matter? Soon we'll all be dead.
SeaBag. Asshole James Franklin ventures into Kinnik Stadium vs. perenially overpaid Kirk Ferentz and waits until the last play of the game to pull it out for the Nittanys. Mr. Franklin apparently trying to get Trace McSorley killed. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. You have 9. CockPuppet. Miami returns to action against powerhouse Toledo. Results predictable. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Join your man-friend at 9. ClemboSlice. Wash U finally gets the running game going. 37-10 on the road over the Buffs. 1 for the win, 1 for the move up to AP#6, 1 for the no drop. Make it a three-some at 9, Butt-jabber.
Kitten. USF lays a whuppin' on Temple. 43-7 over the Owls. AP takes notice, big time; 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 3 for the move up to #18. Kitten on the move with 7.
Snottie. No game. No biggie. AP says, "I hate you" as only they can say it. By dropping you a point to Numbah 10. Minus 1 on the weekend. You have 4 now, Tool Box.
KillerBee. USC rides the Sam Darnold train on the road against Cal. 30-20, TroyMen. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. 3 overall. McLovin, Guess Vandy wasn't so good after all. 59-0 in favor of the Elephant. 2 points. Now you have 3.
BroFro. Boise State. This time losing to unranked Virginia in a blow out, 42-13. Maybe you can still come in second in the Mountain West.
Into negative territory we go...
KBronie. Another heart attack game. Gators over Kentucky 28-27 on the road. How long can they keep this shit up? AP docks you a point. 0 on the weekend. You have minus 1 still. Wipe that smirk off your face.
Q. Kansas State takes the weekend off. Probably for the best. Kansas State is, well, shitty. You still have minus 6. Remaining on your schedule are games against TCU, Texas, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State and West Virginia.
The Commissioner, God's Praise Be Upon him. TOSU beats the shit out of UNLV in a clear PayDay game scenario. AP is wrathful, the fucks, and it drops Ohio State for the win. Wash out weekend. Stay at minus 9. Running out of places to cut myself.
CCS. Stanford plus a can of whoop-ass minus UCLA equals one point on the weekend. Minus 13, my fellow basement troll.
Could be some upsets here as some of the ranked teams haven't been tested.
ClemboSlice; Washington Huskies (#7) @ Colorado Buffs, 7 PM, FS1 in Boulder.
Jimbosuke; UNLV @ Ohio State (numbah 10), 7:30 PM, BTN in Columbus
DPo: Notre Dame (UNR) @ Michigan State, 5 PM, Fox in East Lansing.
SkHank: Va. Tech(#13) vs. Old Dominion, 11 AM, ACCNE in Blacksburg
SockPuppet; Toledo Rockets @ U of Miami, 12:30, ACCNE in Miami
Bridshit; USC(#5) @ Cal (Cal is 3-0), 12:30, ABC in Berkely, CA.
Teeblations: Meechy(#8) @ Purdue, 1:00 PM, FOX in W. Lafayette, Indiana.
BroFro: Virginia @ Boise State ( UNR), 5 PM, ESPN2 in Boise
Kitten: Temple @ USF (#21), 4:30, ESPN in Tampa
SeanPube; Penn State (#6) @ Iowa, 4:30, ABC in Iowa City
Snottie. Wisconsin. Bye.
Q. Kansas State. Bye. Still feeling pain.
Randilingus: Utah (#23) @ Arizona, 7:30, FSI in Tucson.
KBronieManWoman; Florida (#20) @ Kentucky, 4:30, SECN in Lexington
CCS; UCLA @ Stanford (UNR), 7:30, ESPN in Stanford
McLovin; Alabama (#1) @ Vanderbilt (Vandy is 3-0), 12:30, CBS in Nashville.
Damn it. SkHank on a roll here in the early going. Virginia Tech mauls East Carolina 64-17. When's the last time you saw VT hang 64 on somebody? 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, moves up 3 to #13 and it's suddenly a 5 point weekend and the Skunk breaks into double figures with 14 total.
Randy. Utah blows out San Jose State 54-16 and it's DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! for the Randmiester. 1 for the win, breaks in at #23 that's 2 more, 5 for the Diddle and God DAMN it that's an 8 point weekend and he takes the second position with a total of 10 by week 3.
Teeba. Meechy gets by a scrappy Air Force Academy squad 29-13. The AP is not impressed (why not? Doesn't matter) and they dock the Evil Wolverine Conspiracy a point, so the weekend is a wash and Timmy! stays at 8. Liberace Love Song, all alone in the third spot.
SeaGrope. PSU put the P in 'payday game' and they shit all over Georgia State, shutting them out 56-0. Penn State moves up to #4 in the AP. 1 for the win, 1 for the move up, 1 for the no drop. Total after 3 weeks is 7. SockPuppet. Florida still smarting from the Irma Extreme Makeover so Miami doesn't play FSU as planned. "No problem at all", says the deeply flawed AP, "We'll move you up THREE even though you didn't even fucking suit up." Suddenly Miami is the #14 team in the country. Sympathy vote bullshit by the AP. 0 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 3 for the move up. SockPuppet with 7.
ClemboSlice: Washington U beats the pants off Fresno State, 48-16. "It is not enough, Dog!", says the Almighty AP. Dropped one in the poll to #7. The weekend is a wash for Wash U. Stay at 6.
Snottie: Wisconsin Badgers blast BYU 40-6. Somehow the fucking AP doesn't have a problem with this and Wisco moves up the #9, which translates into a 3 point weekend for Snott and a 5 point total after three weeks.
BroFro; Boise State Broncos 28-14 over the University of New Mexico. Key DLineman David Moa arrested for disturbing the peace that night. Naughty Mormon shenanigans of interest to no one but BroPube. 1 for the win. 2 total.
Kitten: USouth Florida dumps perennial punching bag Illinois 47-23. Moves up one in the AP to #21. 3 point weekend. Kitty was at minus 1. Breaks into the light of positive territory again with 2 on the season. DPo: The Domers follow their Wimbush to a 49-20 Bitch-slapping of Boston College. 1 for the win. Nobody too excited about Notre Dame. 2 on the season.
McCheese: Alabama consumes ritual sacrifice unranked Colorado State, 41-23. Wait. 41-23? 2 touchdowns and a field goal? Pussy ass AP leaves the Crimson Turds at #1. McLovin finally pays his debt to society and, after a 2 point weekend, he's finally in positive territory with 1. Bridshit: The Troymen look less than invincible as they pull a victory out of their asses in double OT. USC over unranked and rebuilding Texas 27-24 at home in LA. AP punishes and it's no net points for you long time. KillerBee with 1.
KBron: And speaking of pulling one out of your ass the Gators write another chapter in the on-going tragedy of Tennessee football with a last-second perfect play to the end zone. 26-20 Florida, the final. For BronieBro. What could have been a REAM turns into a 6 point bonanza. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 4 for the move up to #20. Recovers all the way to minus 1.
And then there is the Darkness.
Q; Kansas State on the road in SEC territory at Vanderbilt. Vandy oddly strong this year and they down the Wildcats 14-7. Hello, old friend. It's REAM time. A sickening plunge from #18 in the AP to unranked and wandering in the Desert of Shame. Minus 7 on the drop, 5 for the ream, minus 12 on the weekend. Minus 6 is your score, three weeks in.
Jimbosuke: Ohio State 38-7 over Army in Columbus. The AP wanted to see more of a beat down, I guess. Gives us the Meechy/Service Academy Bone Job but, since it's Ohio State, the fuckers drop us 2 for the win, down to numbah 10. Commissioner headed further down into the flames, minus 9 at the three week mark.
CCS: Someone has to be last. Stanford on the road vs San Diego State and they can't get by the Aztecs. You lose, Chipenhausen, 20-17 and are severely bent over by the AP. Crash dive out of the poll from #19. That's minus 6 on the drop, negative 5 more on the REAM and you were already at minus three. Somebody better do something fast for the Cardinal because you are taking on water to the tune of minus 14.
#16 TCU @ #6 Oklahoma State
#8 Meechy @ Purdue
#17 Mississippi State @ #11 Georgia.
1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.
Let's see what you've got.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
(For Week GG Week 3 results go back to the post.) GG Week 4 Results
TCU over Oklahoma State 44-31. TCU is 4-0. I had these fuckers last year and I think they won maybe 4 games.
Meechy over Purdue 28-10. Wilton Speight almost gets his neck broken. Meechy seems to thrive.
Georgia crushes Mississippi State 31-3. Nick Chubb. Sony Michel. UGA.
SeannieGee: Picks up 2, like EVERYONE he had the Cowpokes. Total 8
Randy: 1. Total 4.
BroFro: 2. Total 11.
'Bosuke: 2. Total 10.
DPo: 2. Total 9.
Bridget, aka Killer Bee, aka Bridshit: 2. Total 14. Still in the lead.
CCS: 1. Total 5
McLovin: 1. Total 7.
KBron: 1. Total 4.
SockPuppet: 1. Total 6
Snottie: 1. Total 2.
Fresno State @ Wash U (6); Should be easy pickings for Clembosuke. Or not. 9:30, PAC12N,
Army @ THE Ohio State University(8). After last week, we could lose any game. 4:30 PM, FOX
Notre Dame @ Boston College. Some call this the "Pedophile Bowl". Probably unfairly. 3:30, ESPN
Va. Tech(16) @ E. Carolina. 3:30, CBSSN, whatever that is.
Miami (13) @ Florida State(11). POSTPONED.
Texas @ USC(4). 8:30, FOX.
Air Force @ Michigan(7). Noon, Big Ten Network.
New Mexico @ Boise St. 8 PM, ESPN
Ilinois @ USF(21). 7 PM, Big Ten Network.
Georgia State @ Penn State(5). 7:30, BigTenNetwork. Like anyone is going to watch this shit.
Wisconsin(10) @ BYU. 3:30, ABC. Does anyone think BYU can down Wisconsin? WTF?
KState(18) @ Vandy. 7:30, ESPNU. Hello, beat down.
San Jose St. @ Utah. 10 PM, ESPN2. Who cares?
Tennessee(23) @ Florida(24). 3:30, CBS. He doesn't know it yet but Ima post up at KBronieManWoman's house for this one.
Stanford(14) @ San Diego State. 10:30, CBSSN. What in Christ is "CBSSN"? Fuck it all.
Colorado State @ Alabama(1). 7 PM, ESPN2. Really, Mike? I'm going to kill you.
Week two and it already seems like we've been at this a couple decades
Discouraging.
Some major fallout from this week's action;
Who doesn't want to break their foot off in SkHank's ass? Va. Tech with another win, 27-naught over Delaware, moves up 2 according to the AP. Total 9 for this ass-hat.
Timmy! Fucking Meechy. Beating up on Cincinnati, the only way you could get a win in Ohio this year. 31-14 the final. It pays off though. 3 point weekend puts you at 8.
ClemboSlice; Washington Huskies open up a can of whoop-ass on Montana, 63-7. 3 point weekend. Moves up to 6 points. Nice. Even if it was a payday game. Q with the KState bullshit. 55-7, total destruction of Charlotte. Stinky, stinky payday game but the AP feels sorry for your throat cancer coach and gives you 1. Sob story puts you at 3 for the weekend. 6 total. Gag me.
SeaWhore; Why is your coach such a cock-wearing-glasses? Okay, he beat lowly Pittsburgh 33-14 but then he had to shit on them with the "...it's just like beating Akron" diss. What an asshole. How nice that the only way Ohio State can salvage their season is to crush this dbag. BTW, the AP thinks he's an asshole too. They drop you a point for the win. You have 4. SockPocket. Hurricane disrupts play. No game, no problem. AP knocks you down a peg. You sit at 3 points.
Snottie. who's your team? Oh, yeah. Wisco. The CheeseDicks beat up on Florida Atlantic 31-14 while the Florida squad was texting mom on the sidelines to find out if there were any survivors. You should be proud. AP says, 'fuck you' and drops you a point. 2 for you, ManSlut. Randingle. Utah downs BYU on the road, 19-13 to improve to 2-0. Randouche has 2.
DPo; Brian Kelly melts down in the post game presser. Nipped by the Bulldongs 20-19 and having a hard time with it. How brief the glory, DPull. It's time for your REAMING. From 7 to 1 just like that. Bridshit, could it be that Sam Darnold is for real? Total rinsing of Stanford 42-24. Ouch. It's a 4 point weekend for the TroyMen and you step to plus 1. Out of negative territory and into the light. Making me look foolish is not a good way to make Commissioner Points.
BroFro; God, I hate a "schedule picker". You picked the Donkeys to run the table and they only had one tough game. Against Crazy Mike Leach and the perenially listless Washington State Pussies. And they edged you 47-44 in triple OT. You are now hopelessly screwed. And you have 1 point. I feel good about it.
Kitten; So weird. USF didn't play and yet the Almighty AP docked you a point. Welcome to the BRFL, Bitch. You sit in your litter box with minus 1. I don't feel sorry for you.
And then there's Mr. Butthole. McLovin. Alabama manhandles Fresno State 41-10. How the fuck did they get 10? McCheesebury picks up another 2 and now he is only minus 1 and ready to break out into the light and start to carve a path of destruction through the rest of Division 1. Fuck you, McLovin.
CCS. Pounded into submission by the Men of Troy. What the fuck? Your season looked so promising. Now you are scrambling to bail out your sinking Stanford boat. I know the feeling. I'm totally up for a suicide pact with you.
You go first.
BTW, you have minus 3.
KBronie. Talk about snake-bit. While a hurricane puts your whole state under water and cancels your game the AP bends you over and drops you 2. For God's sakes you came close to a REAM without even playing. You should get out of this league and move to Tahiti. Seriously. Minus 2 puts you at minus 7. Just some horrible shit for you.
Jimbosuke goes down in flames. Oklahoma 31, TOSU 16. There's trouble in Columbus. Power dive to the bottom of the BRFL, it's minus 8 for the Commissioner.
Doomsday scenario.
Check this here blog for last week's results, filed under "GG Week 2". Bridshit riding two sweeps in a row. She rules the roost.
U of Tennessee (#23) @ Florida Gators (#24): 3:30, CBS. KBronie tries to fend of the REAM.
LSU (#12) @ Mississippi St. (UNR): 7 PM, ESPN. Racist hate mail rattling Kevin Sumlin?
Clemson (#3) @ Louisville (#14): 8 PM, ABC. Playing at something called "Papa John's Cardinal Stadium". You know how I feel about naming rights. Not good. Not good.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.
GG Week 3 Results:
Everyone stumbled on the LSU game. Never bet against a coach fighting for his job.
Florida 26 over Tennessee 20 on a last-play-of-the-game Hail Mary toss to the end zone. Somewhere MindFreak's heart is breaking. KBron dodges the REAM by a whisker and UT is probably crippled for the season.
Mississippi State kicks the living shit out of LSU, 37-7. GG bettors break out the hankies.
Clemson pulls away from Louisville in a game that was close for awhile. 47-21 the final.
SeanScum picks up 2, ends up at 6 total.
BroFro picks up 2 to go to 9 over all.
Randy, gets the Clemson pick. Has 4 now..
'Bosuke grabs 2 to go to 8. Respectable.
DPo, not MIA after all, nails the Clemson pick, has 8.
Bridshit, finally the sweeps run out, still she gets 2 to remain in the lead at 12.
CCS, a paltry 1 to go to 4.
McLovin nails 2 to go to 6.
KBron has only 1 but it was the Florida game so he gives not one shit. Has 3 total.
SockPuppet gets 1 with the Clemson pick. Has 5.
Snottie is shut out. Goose egg and he stays at 1.
Lincoln Riley prior to out-coaching Urban Meyer's sorry ass.
You know that feeling you get when your team has a lot of really great players (except in the secondary) and for some strange reason your coaches can't figure out how to use them? Have you noticed that this problem seems to crop up a lot for Ohio State?
Everybody knows that you can't have an offense that is just a grab-bag full of random
plays. As a metaphor; my basement. I have a lot of great shit down there. All kinds of stuff to fix things and make things and shoot things. But it doesn't work for me because I don't know where most of it is. It's all disorganized and it makes no sense.
Likewise with Ohio State's offense. An offense has to have a personality. Wisconsin does. Stanford does. Michigan does. Let me ask you this. What is the defining characteristic of Ohio State's offensive scheme? Don't say "JT Barrett getting tackled for a loss or throwing it into the stands". That doesn't count.
The last time Ohio State's offense had a recognizable personality was 2014. Ezekiel Elliot and JT Barrett running the football with occasional long balls down field so the safeties couldn't creep up into the box. And, okay, Ezekiel Elliot was a special player and we had two special receivers (Devin Smith and Michael Thomas). But fucking JK Dobbins is special player. Mike Webber is a special player. JT Barrett still runs the ball well though he runs it TOO GODDAMN MUCH. (That's an Urban Meyer thing, and it's getting really old. ) Our receivers mostly can't catch long balls but those are low percentage throws and, lets face it, they get maybe one or two a game.
So what the hell are we doing? We throw on first and second down and then we leave Isaah Prince alone to block an African man-freak who can run circles around him. Sack time for JT. JK Dobbins starts ripping off runs so we start to throw again and we make sure they're really difficult throws so JT Barrett can miss them. Every team we play now rushes three or, at most, 4 and drops everyone else into zone coverage and our guys can't get enough separation to get the ball to them.
Why in the hell are we not running the ball, run the ball, inside zone, outside zone, with the TAILBACK, run-pass-option and okay, play action and throw it to the end zone? Instead it's all crossing routes and rub routes, QB designed runs and quick bubble screens. That shit might work against Indiana but against Oklahoma, well, you saw the game.
If we played Meechy tomorrow they'd beat us by 30.
Somebody better figure some shit out right quick. These bozoes are making millions and millions of dollars. Get some damn coffee and some Red Bull and get in a room with a white board and figure some shit out, you assholes.
DPo: Notre Dame v Georgia (#15) in South Bend.
SkHank: Va. Tech v Delaware (UNR) in Blacksburg.
Timmy!: scUM vs. Cincinnati (UNR).
SockPocket: CANCELLED.
SeaBung: Penn State v Pitt (UNR) in Happy Valley
Clemboslice: Wash U v Montana (UNR) in Seattle
Q: KState v Charlotte (UNR) in Manhattan, Kansas.
CCS: Stanford @ USC (#6), in LA
Snottie: Wisco v Fla. Atlantic (UNR)
BroFro: Boise v Wash State (#20) in Boise, Idaho
Randingus: Utah @ BYU (UNR), in Provo, Utah
Kitten: CANCELLED
Jimbosuke, All Great Good Fortune Unto Him: Ohio State v Oklahoma (#5) in Columbus.
McLovin: Alabama v Fresno State (UNR) in Tuscaloosa
Bridshit: USC v Stanford (#14) in LA
KMan: CANCELLED
DPo with the Week One Diddle. Looks like Clem was a year early on Notre Dame. ND 49, Temple 16 as the Domers put the Ow in Owl. 1 for the W. Lands at #24 in the AP, that's 1 more. 5 for the Diddle, Diddle, Diddle! 7 point weekend right out of the gate.
Holy shit it's that scumbag SkHank again. Virginia Tech 31 over WVU 24 in a hell of a game. 5 points. And he's got a butt-duddy. Lawd Amighty, it's TIMMY! with a bitch-slapping of them Gator boys down south. Meechy 33, Florida 17. That's 5 for Teeblations.
Two way clusterfuck at the third spot ( always be thinking Liberace ). SockPuppet with a Bethune-Cookman beatdown. Miami 41, BCMan 13. AP is excited about it. Why? Doesn't matter. SockSuckIt has 4.
Megadouche SeaBag moves up too with a good old fashioned State College shower-raping of lowly Akron. PennState 52, Akron Zips 0. Seannie with 4.
A total love affair* at the fourth spot. The intrepid basement dweller ClemboSlice gets off to (for him) a fast start. Wash U 30, Rutgers 14. This is supposed to be a rebuilding year for Rutgers which would translate into suck on suck. Still, Clembosuke at 3. Q goes all in on the Kansas connection. KState 55, Central Arkansas 19. Are you shitting me? The AP moves you up for that? 3 points for you, long time.
CCS and Snottie bromancing at the fifth spot. Snottie's Badgers lay a whuppin' on Utah State 59-10. The Chipmeister's Cardinal carries over from last week. Both of these twats have 2.
Randingus and BroFro, man-on-man love union at the #6 spot. Boring Boise State sneaks by Troy 24 to 13. So fucking unranked, Bro. And the Utah Utes outlast North Dakota 37-16. It's an unranked thing, I guess. Both of these deviants have 1.
What's worse than 1? Zero. USF Bulls pull out a win over the Stony Brook Baby Seals 31-17 and the AP strikes. Drops the Bulls from 21 to 19. 1 for the win, drop 2 in the AP, that's minus 1 for the Kittenon the weekend, zero total. (Remember, the Kitty had an early game so started this week at 1 but did not receive a no drop point since there was no new AP Poll. He won, that's 2. AP drops him 2, leaves him Zero.)
How about minus 2? Yup. I got that covered. Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life, Blessings and Glad Tidings To Him, develops a gastric ulcer in the first half but watches the Men of the Scarlet and Gray pull away in the third period dumping upstart Indiana 49-21. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, I started at minus 4. Is Indiana good or is TOSU bad? We'll find out this weekend, Dicks.
McLovin dolefully pounding his balogna as Alabama lets the air out of the Florida State balloon, 24-7 and puts the FSU season on life support by crippling Deondre' Francois. Still, with all that mayhem, beating the #3 team in the country, McDingleHole still lands at minus 3. is it fair? Hell yeah!
But wait. There's more. Even McLovin has a friend. Bridshit, aka Killer Bee, gets scared shitless as apparently Sam Darnold-world includes having a bitch of a time dispatching Western Meechy AT HOME, 49-31. The AP is not kind. You drop 2, get a point for the win but you started at minus 2. Now you are minus 3.
Lets talk about pain. I was there. I saw a man hurting. KBronieManWoman gets two (2!) pick sixes off Wilton Speight and his half assed coach still finds a way to lose to the Evil Wolverine Conspiracy. KMan is at the bottom, minus 5 as the AP takes out the hammer and drops him 5.
And that's how week one went.
* who knows the uniquely Cooperstonian origins of that phrase. "total love affair"? Take your best shot at who the author of that nonsense was. Hint: He's dead.
Stanford (#14) at USC (#6); CCS @ Bridshit. 8:30 PM, Fox.
Oklahoma (#5) at Ohio State (#2). The Men of the Scarlet and Gray play a top 5 team again. 4:30 PM, ABC.
Auburn (#13) @ Clemson (#3). Tough sledding for the Plainsmen. 7 PM, ABC.
1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
GG Week 1 results are in the GG Week 1 games post. Scroll back.
GG Week 2 Results: SeaBiscuits: 2, Total 4. Randingle: 2, Total 3 BroFro: 2, Total 7 Jimbosuke: 1, Total 6 DPo: 2, Total 7 Bridshit: another damn SWEEP, 5, Total 10 The Leader. CCS: 1, Total 3. McLovin: 2, Total 4 KMan: 1, Total 2, you're shitting me. SockPuppet: 2, Total 4 Snottie: 1, Total 1.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.
