It's Happening. The AP Poll has dropped and the BRFL Draft has begun. Fateful choices will be made. Fortunes will be won and lost.
First up, with the #1 pick, ClemboSlice takes #8 AP, Washington University (Huskies).
With the #2 pick, Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life, taps #2 AP , THE Ohio State University (Buckeyes). I start the season at minus 4.
DPo, with the #3 pick, takes the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. Notre Dame is unranked.
SkHank, with the #4 pick, takes #21 AP, Virginia Tech (Hokies). Kind of a Riverboat Gambler move, seeing as how he still owes the BRFL $243 from epic losses accrued during season 11.
SockPuppet, with the #5 pick of the Draft, takes the Miami Hurricanes, #18 AP.
Bridshit, with the #6 pick in the BRFL Draft (long may It reign) takes USC, Trojans, #4 AP.
The 'Shit starts at minus 2. Kudos for the speed on that pick.
Timmy! opts for the Evil Wolverine Conspiracy and earns a death sentence from the Commissioner for Life. It's Meechy, AP # 11 for Teeblations. "For the Night is dark and full of Terrors", Bitch.
BroFro, with the #8 pick in the BRFL Draft, taps Boise State (AP unranked). He ain't heavy, he's my BroFro.
Kitten is on the clock.
Kitten is in with the #9 pick in the BRFL Draft. He gives AP #19, University of South Florida (USF) Bulls, the nod. Bold and bodacious and beautiful.
Seannie Graham is in with the #10 pick in the BRFL draft and he takes Penn State, #6 AP. That's an extremely solid pick and The SeaScum may take home the cheese. Again. Caution light blinking RED ALERT.
Snottie, everyone's favorite whipping post, is on the clock.
8/22/2017. Day 2, BRFL Draft, Season 12.
Not sure why the AP waited so long on the poll this year but it puts us in an awkward position.
The first game is Saturday night, 8/26 so we have to pick up the pace a little bit here.
Please try to have your pick ready when you go on the clock, Brothers and Sisters.
8/23/2017. Day 3, BRFL Draft, Season 12.
Snottie with the #11 pick in the BRFL Draft selects #9 AP, the Wisconsin Badgers.
Q, with the #12 pick in the Draft, takes Kansas State (Wildcats), #20 AP. Never bet against Bill Snyder in a big game. Strong pull, Q.
With the #13 pick in the BRFL Draft, Randingle taps the U. of Utah Utes. Utah is unranked.
KBronieManWoman is on the clock.
#Bronies, Motherfuckers. |
8/24/2017, Day 4, BRFL Draft, Season 12.
With the 14th pick of the Draft, KommieMan selects #17 AP U of Florida (Gators).
CCS on
(Very funny, Drew-lose-money-long-time.)
With the 15th pick of the BRFL 2017 Draft, Chip n' Syph picks The Stanford Cardinal, #14 AP.
McLovin on the clock.
8/25/2017, Day 5, BRFL Draft, Season 12.
With the 16th and final pick of the 2017 Draft, McLovin take Alabama (Crimson Tide), #1 AP.
Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer, eh, McShavedBalls?
And there you have it.
Kudos to you, Brothers and Sisters, for rattling off your picks in record time. We made it with a whole 24 hours to spare (McLovin picked last night).
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
Two very horrible picks.
ReplyDeleteWhat were they thinking?
DeleteNotre Dame? How fucking stupid are you?
DeleteWhen I when it all, I'm gonna make you dress like a little leprechaun at the BRFL party and dance for me like a little bitch.
DeleteI like leprechauns, uhm, and bears
Delete"when it all"? Seriously? Help is available but you have to WANT to get better.
DeleteYou lick Jim Harbaugh's balls.
DeleteHarballs are salty balls.
DeleteDid someone fart or is that Snottie talking?
ReplyDeleteGit R Dun !
ReplyDeleteDeez Nutz, McLuvin'.
DeleteI'm so fuckin' ready to Just Win baby..... waitin' on my turn.....
ReplyDeleteYour ass is sucking canal water, Gringo Bitch.
DeleteI don't know why Spooge Rag picked Miami, but then again, I hear he likes taking it in the ass so I'm not surprised.
ReplyDeleteKeep still, DSpooge
ReplyDeleteBroFro is in. Boise State.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't he take Boise every year? Unoriginal.
DeleteAre you saying he feathers Kitten's bung? Just asking.
DeleteJimbosuke
It's Kitten on the clock. Who wants to make it difficult for him?
ReplyDeleteJimbosuke
Snotty?
ReplyDeleteYou heard it here first: Sean is this year's Clem. Penn State? They are a five loss team.
ReplyDeleteChanneling Jo Pa, much, Sean?
DeleteYou and Scott going to get together for a little "horseplay" in the showers, SeanPa?
DeletePerennially overrated USC? And took the -2 right from the gecko? Dumb!!! Not sure which pick is worse, USC or Penn State. Sad!!!!
ReplyDeleteBad People!! Sam Darnold fake news. Saquon Barkley HEMORRHOIDS!! #sore-anal-pore.
DeleteWisconsin? A 5 loss team. Pathetic! Total Hoax!!!
ReplyDeleteBest AMAZING CHEESE in WORLD!! But BADGERS? Why not BALD EAGLES!? Merica First! Lose bigly.
DeleteWisco was my first horse to ride to victory in the league.........
DeleteAnd I like cheese, and bears.
Snottie, Make The BRFL Great Again Brother!
Nobody cares what you like, Maggot.
DeleteYou're living in the past, Anal-verge.
DeleteQ,
ReplyDeleteWhy You Always Gotta Steal My Picks?
McSad
K-state. Unoriginal. Sad!
ReplyDeleteBill Snyder?: Nice guy but LOW ENERGY since the throat cancer thing. Repeal and replace, BITCH!! Make My Penis Firm Again!! Please.
ReplyDeleteDon
Florida? Do you not know how this game is played? BAD DUDE! Sad!
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