http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/mac/2013/07/30/ohio-college-football-countdown-2013-preview/2598809/
Don't want to read inspired posts like "Taser a naked Beaver", you fucking douchebags?
Consider "Bobcat Bite"
Achy, Breaky Heart, BroFro. Am I right? Are you tearing up just a little at the season that might have been? 7-0 out of the gate, including a humiliating bend-over of the hated Nittanies. Nice. Lewking Gewd, BroFro!
Then, the horrible, horrible injuries. Gouging your money-hemorrhaging pooper well into the Bobcat two-deep. Oh, WOE! Oh, MISERY! sobs and banshee wailing. We've all been there.
But, lo. A new season dawns for the BobCunts.
They return studs like senior QB Tyler Tettleton. And human wrecking ball, Sr. RB Beau Blankenship.
I shit my pants every time I think about a world where a team can have two guys with names like Tyler Tettleton and Beau Blankenship and get away with it.
8-4? Third place in the MAC? FUCK YOU. That's so 2012. Maybe go with the BoobCats one more throw of the dice, BroFrodesiac? Step UP, my man.
Step up.
Jimbosuke
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Taser a naked Beaver
http://news.lalate.com/2010/08/24/tyler-patrick-thomas-drunk-football-player-tackles-cop/
Scratch one O-lineman for the Beavs.
Research. Can't do enough, Amigos.
Jimbosuke
Scratch one O-lineman for the Beavs.
Research. Can't do enough, Amigos.
Jimbosuke
Sunday, July 28, 2013
#40, Marshall
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/07/28/marshall-college-football-countdown-2013-preview/2591603/
Thundering Herd.
Mathew McCounaghey.
Could have been somebody. Turned down BRFL membership.
Still, "Killer Joe" is a powerful film. The Chicken Leg scene. Amazing.
Jimbosuke
Thundering Herd.
Mathew McCounaghey.
Could have been somebody. Turned down BRFL membership.
Still, "Killer Joe" is a powerful film. The Chicken Leg scene. Amazing.
Jimbosuke
Friday, July 26, 2013
#41, Washington
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/07/26/washington-college-football-countdown-2013-preview/2589005/
Wash U.
A darling of the Second Thoughts Draft last year.
Jimbosuke
Wash U.
A darling of the Second Thoughts Draft last year.
Jimbosuke
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
#43, Arizona State
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/07/23/arizona-state-college-football-countdown-2013-preview/2581361/
You remember these assholes, right, DPo?
Jimbosuke
You remember these assholes, right, DPo?
Jimbosuke
Deny, Deny, Deny
Thanks to BroFro for sending the screen shot of the Commish's 'work' computer. Keep up the research, Jimboteenieweenie.
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What would happen if the impala jumped into an Impala?
Oh, yeah, I know: Mind Blown
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Monday, July 22, 2013
#45, North Carolina
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/07/22/north-carolina-unc-college-football-countdown-2013-preview/2574773/
Anybody want to lose some money on these butt-hairs this year?
Jimbosuke
Anybody want to lose some money on these butt-hairs this year?
Jimbosuke
Two-fer, Courtesy of the Buckeyes
Man, so many of these reports popping up now, they deserve their own blog space. oh, wait, that's right, its is called the Columbus Police Blotter. What's the over/under on starters dismissed from the Buckeyes by Sept 1? Couldn't have happened to a more deserving team.
Report: Ohio State dismisses top RB Carlos Hyde after arrest
Ohio State has dismissed starting running back Carlos Hyde after the senior was named as a person of interest in an assault case against a female in downtown Columbus, Ohio, according to areport inThe Columbus Dispatch.
OSU and coach Urban Meyer are also looking into an incident involving junior cornerback Bradley Roby, who was arrested early Sunday morning in Bloomington, Ind., on charges of battery resulting in bodily injuries, according to the Dispatch.
NO. 125 TO NO. 1: College football countdown
Hyde rushed for 970 yards in 2012, the Buckeyes' first season under Meyer and his staff, and Meyer had discussed the possibility of Hyde rushing for 1,000 yards as a senior. Despite his success at Utah, Florida and Ohio State, Meyer has never had a 1,000-yard running back.
Losing Hyde robs OSU of its top traditional back; he and junior quarterback Braxton Miller combined for 2,241 rushing yards and 29 touchdowns a season ago. With Hyde gone, the Buckeyes will turn to a younger committee of largely unproven backs, like senior Jordan Hall, junior Rod Smith and sophomore Bri'onte Dunn. February's recruiting class included a pair of four-star running backs.
While OSU could cobble together a running game behind Miller and three or four backs, losing a player of Roby's caliber for any extended period of time would cripple the Buckeyes' hopes for an undefeated season. Roby, a likely All-American, opted to return to Columbus for his junior season rather than enter the NFL draft. Roby was one of three Ohio State players set to attend this week's Big Ten media days in Chicago.
Meyer's past disciplinary issues have become a talking point after a former player, New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez, was arrested on murder charges on June 26. According to a report in The New York Times, 41 of the 121 players on Florida's 2008 roster have been arrested, either in college or afterward.
#46, Ball State
Coach Pete Lembo.
The winningest coach in Lehigh history, Patriot League fans.
Making good things happen at Ball State. All I know about him is he douched one of my GG Bowl sweeps.
That's why I hate him.
Jimbosuke
The winningest coach in Lehigh history, Patriot League fans.
Making good things happen at Ball State. All I know about him is he douched one of my GG Bowl sweeps.
That's why I hate him.
Jimbosuke
Saturday, July 20, 2013
#47, Mississippi
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/07/19/mississippi-ole-miss-college-football-countdown-2013-preview/2552639/
Ole Miss.
Hugh Freeze.
Egg Bowl.
Only for the brave.
Jimbouske
Ole Miss.
Hugh Freeze.
Egg Bowl.
Only for the brave.
Jimbouske
Friday, July 19, 2013
Bruce Lee Stole My High School Haircut
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
#49, Louisiana Lafayette
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/07/17/louisiana-lafayette-ull-college-football-countdown-2013-preview/2525697/
Ragin" Cajuns.
A big, big deal in the Sun Belt.
Frank Gifford and Fred Biletnikoff. Who knew?
Biletnikoff, which rhymes with "red neck swamp hillbillies beating off".
Stay away.
Jimbosuke
Ragin" Cajuns.
A big, big deal in the Sun Belt.
Frank Gifford and Fred Biletnikoff. Who knew?
Biletnikoff, which rhymes with "red neck swamp hillbillies beating off".
Stay away.
Jimbosuke
#50, ECU
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/07/17/east-carolina-ecu-college-football-countdown-2013-preview/2524101/
The Pirate's coach is named "Ruffin McNeill". That is a raw deal. What kind of parent hangs a handle like "Ruffin", which rhymes with muffin and pole-huffin and ass-stuffin, among other things, on a kid?
Sick Fucks.
Stay away from ECU.
Jimbosuke
The Pirate's coach is named "Ruffin McNeill". That is a raw deal. What kind of parent hangs a handle like "Ruffin", which rhymes with muffin and pole-huffin and ass-stuffin, among other things, on a kid?
Sick Fucks.
Stay away from ECU.
Jimbosuke
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
#51, Arizona
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/07/16/arizona-college-football-countdown-2013-preview/2521127/
Who picked these numbskulls a couple years ago?
They sucked, that's all I remember.
'Course that was pre-Rich Rod. Before they got their Josh Groban on.
Jimbosuke
Who picked these numbskulls a couple years ago?
They sucked, that's all I remember.
'Course that was pre-Rich Rod. Before they got their Josh Groban on.
Jimbosuke
Monday, July 15, 2013
#52, Bowling Green
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/07/15/bowling-green-college-football-countdown-2013-preview/2518357/
Bowling Green.
Ranked 3 places higher than Auburn by Brainiac.
Scott, Scott, Scooter.
Jimbosuke
Bowling Green.
Ranked 3 places higher than Auburn by Brainiac.
Scott, Scott, Scooter.
Jimbosuke
#53, NC State
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/07/15/north-carolina-state-nc-state-college-football-countdown-2013-preview/2516925/
New coach from Northern Illinois State.
Jimbosuke
New coach from Northern Illinois State.
Jimbosuke
Saturday, July 13, 2013
#54, Rutgers
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/07/13/rutgers-college-football-countdown-2013-preview/2509707/
skHank took Rutgers one year and he took a bath. Lost a couple hundred bucks with these turds.
Reason to flee from Rutgers this year: QB Gary Nova.
Good defense though.
Jimbosuke
skHank took Rutgers one year and he took a bath. Lost a couple hundred bucks with these turds.
Reason to flee from Rutgers this year: QB Gary Nova.
Good defense though.
Jimbosuke
Friday, July 12, 2013
Another Commish Bromance Hits the Skids
Ex-Ohio State player Ray Small facing drug, weapons charges
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — The prosecutor's office in Columbus says a former Ohio State football player previously caught up in the school's memorabilia scandal has been indicted on felony drug and weapons charges.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL COUNTDOWN: Dissecting teams 1-125
The Franklin County prosecutor said 26-year-old former Buckeyes receiver Ray Small was indicted this week on felony drug possession and trafficking charges that included firearms specifications. Records showed he was in jail Friday but not give attorney information.
Authorities said the grand jury indictments stemmed from an April search of Small's Columbus apartment that yielded heroin and oxycodone, as well as a semi-automatic handgun and assault rifle.
Small played at OSU from 2006 to 2009 was one of several players involved in a high-profile football memorabilia scandal. He also was indicted earlier this year on drug charges in Meigs County.
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