Little grommet needs to work on pad level.
Put some steel in your spine, Turds. Heismaniac 2.0 is coming soon.
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
Monday, October 26, 2015
GG Week 8 Results
Q Woman: Total NoseDive. Zero on the weekend. 16. Texas A&M???
DPo: 17. Whiff on the Auburn game.
CCS: SWEEP! 23. Our new LEADER.
Sock Pocket: 2. 18. Meh.
BroFro: SWEEP! 22.
KillerBee: 2. 6.
Teeblations: 0. Total Loser @ 8.
SeaSkanak: 0. Total Dildo @ 15.
McLuvin': 0. Total Handful of Shit @ 15.
Randingle: SWEEP! 14. Nothing that exciting but a Great Step Forward for you.
Jimbosuke: 2. 14. Meh.
Snottie: 1. 17. Hatred.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
GG Week 8
Farewell to the Ol' Ball Coach
Texas A&M @ Ole Miss.
Auburn @ Arkansas.
1 for the win.
5 for the sweep.
These were the "best" games I could come up with this week.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
Monday, October 19, 2015
BRFL Week 7 results
Q: Still the LEADER but Derrick Henry opens a can on TAM and you take a minus 6 tumble in the loss to Bama. Sitting pretty at 24.
Henry. This fucker picks either LSU or Stanford every year. This year it would have worked out either way. Stanford beats the shit out of UCLA, effectively ending their season. SkHank adds 7 with a climb of 5 in the polls. Unbelievably, he is #2 with 20.
Snottie. Escapes with a cheesy win. AP says, "You're an asshole" and docks him one. 17. Justified in keeping Liberace hostage this year? I don't think so. Low rent move. Repent, Sinner.
SockPocket. Many have questioned the TOSU pick. But.,,,who knows? On Saturday night they looked like a team that was actually getting their shit together. Sock reaches 9.
Teebass The Domer, has an erection lasting more than 4 hours as his Irish vanquish a gifted but reeling USC squad. I hope you're proud of yourself. 8.
Seannie Graham lovin' Little Brother. Too much has been said about this epic already. Just another illustration of why you never bet against SeaScum. 7 for the Scummer and MooU.
McLuvin' is getting moist pantaloons as TCU is maybe not so great after all. Ekes out a win over power house Iowa State and the AP punishes. You are down to 4, Tumbleena.
Jimbosuke. Ole Miss. Here's some shit I'll never understand. I've seen coaches do this dumb-ass move a bunch of times. (Most recently the once-thought-of-as-human Hugh Freeze). You have a dominant defensive player that your whole FUCKING defence is built around and so what do you do? You listen to this AssMunch when he asks for "touches" at tailback in the red zone. Oh, sure, you have one of the best receiving corps in the country and a QB who apparently doesn't feel pain. But, just for fun, let's give it to the Big Guy, get him a nice concussion so he's out of the game and then watch Memphis gash us up the middle, outside, deep and sideways for the rest of the game. What fun! And let's listen to our dumb shit QB when he tells us to go for it on 4th and one after Memphis has stuffed the ball up our ass for three plays in a row. Goodie.
Fuck you, Hugh Freeze. Commissioner hammered with minus 11, somehow dodges the REAM, sits at a lowly 3. Texas A&M this week.
DPo, in anguish over Meechy special teams meltdown, barely notices another VT loss. 3.
Louisville. Ass-beat by FSU. BroFro. 2.
Chip n' Cock: Boise flames out. Crushed by Utah State. Drops into Reamland. 4 for the drop, 5 for the REAM. You land at Zero.
RanTouchie: Best week you've had. a bye week. Naught. Stay at minus 9. Auburn this week.
Killer Bee; Without Nick Chubb your offence manages 3 field goals on the day. Sony Michel is not Nick Chubb. Still, good enough to beat a horrible Missouri club. You're now only minus 14.
Clem. Dead last. USC. Who knew that Sarko was drunk all the time? I thought he was just tired. Interim head coach can't handle the Domers. But, hey, on the bright side, you can't punish a guy who is at minus 15.
Jimbosuke
Commissioner for Life.
Sunday, October 18, 2015
GG Week 7 Results
Meechymageddon.
In your first year as Head Man you take a bunch of players someone else recruited and who, by common consensus, suck. And you turn them into the #12 team in the country. At home you basically have beat Meechy State. There are less than ten seconds left. Your punter has been killing it all day including an 80 yard epic. It's fourth down. By the time the upcoming punt lands, time will have expired and you will be the envy of the college football universe.
Except that the snap is a little low and off line (your punter says, though it looked okay on the replay). And your punter, who is really a rugby player, can't field it. And, since he's a rugby player, he doesn't know enough to fall on it and let your defence hold on for one more hail mary pass that they are sure to knock down.
Instead, your punter picks it up and his mind snaps. In his mind, panic stricken and irrational such as it is, he is back on the rugby pitch with the whole MSU punt team, 11 guys since there is nobody back, bearing down on him. So he pitches it, like you would if you were playing rugby. Right to an obscure back-up MSU DBack who, were it not for this play, would have lived out his whole football life in obscurity and maybe, if he was lucky, graduated from Meechy State and landed a job in sales somewhere in the Midwest.
But wait. There's more.
Come to find out, Meechy State special teams are well schooled in this sort of play and they form an impenetrable convoy, right in front of the Meechy band and the Moo U son of a bitch scores and the game is over. Just like that. You lose. And you seriously think about killing yourself. Just for a second.
But you don't. You don't even freak out. Because you're Jim Harbaugh. You're a fucking jackhammer. You don't take days off. You pick your teeth with ten penny nails, after you eat puppies. You don't lose your shit on national TV. You just take off the headset and go home and start prepping for Minnestoa.
You're at least pretty happy about all the sweeps you just fucked up in GG. At least you have that.
There was only one who swept. The One. Mr. Last Pick and he tabbed Clemson who is ripping it up and on pace to win the BRFL too. This motherfucker is so red hot right now it's sickening. I hate him much.
CCS: adds 2, 18 the Leader.
BroFro adds 2. 17.
Sock adds 2. 16.
Q woman adds 2. 16
Snottie with the SWEEP. Adds 5. Newly respectable at 16.
SeaScum adds 2. 15.
DPo adds 2. 15. And a heart that can't be mended.
McLuvin adds 2. 15. Thanks for the GG sub in last week.
Jimbosuke adds 2. 12. Gonna' need to pick up the pace as Ole Miss falls apart.
Randoo adds 1. 9.
Teebs adds 1. 8. Loving ND.
Killer Bee adds 1. 4. How's that BRFL rookie year working out for you, KB?
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.
Thursday, October 15, 2015
GG Week 7: Meechymageddon.
GG Week 7: Meechymageddon:
Alabama(10) @ Texas A&M(9): This is it, Q. Death or Glory.
Meechy State(12) @ Meechy(7): Meechypalooza.
Florida(8) @ LSU(6): Heismaniacs are watching.
1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
AP Poll as of October 11
| 1 |  |
Ohio State (27)
Record: 6-0
|
PV Rank
1
Points
1,411 |
| 2 |  |
Baylor (13)
Record: 5-0
|
3
1,390
|
| 3 |  |
TCU (3)
Record: 6-0
|
2
1,354
|
| 4 |  |
Utah (16)
Record: 5-0
|
5
1,350
|
| 5 |  |
Clemson (1)
Record: 5-0
|
6
1,260
|
| 6 |  |
Record: 5-0
|
7
1,231
|
| 7 |  |
Record: 6-0
|
4
1,139
|
| 8 |  |
Record: 6-0
|
11
1,075
|
| 9 |  |
Texas A&M (1)
Record: 5-0
|
9
1,046
|
| 10 |  |
Record: 5-1
|
8
1,034
|
| 11 |  |
Record: 5-0
|
12
937
|
| 12 |  |
Record: 5-1
|
18
894
|
| 13 |  |
Record: 5-1
|
14
803
|
| 14 |  |
Record: 5-1
|
15
766
|
| 15 |  |
Record: 4-1
|
16
662
|
| 16 |  |
Record: 6-0
|
21
614
|
| 17 |  |
Record: 6-0
|
22
520
|
| 18 |  |
Record: 4-1
|
20
487
|
| 19 |  |
Record: 4-1
|
10
342
|
| 20 |  |
Record: 5-1
|
13
317
|
| 21 |  |
Record: 5-1
|
25
260
|
| 22 |  |
Record: 5-0
|
24
237
|
| 23 |  |
Record: 5-1
|
23
204
|
| 24 |  |
Record: 5-0
|
27
121
|
| 25 |  |
Record: 5-1
|
27
114
|
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