GG Week 9.
And, once again, Brian Kelly is pissed. This time because Marcel Reed came off the bench for TAMU and stole his lunch money.
Texas A&M 38, LSU 23. Lola, maybe this is NOT the year.
Minnesota clobbers Maryland, 48 - 23. Ski U Mah.
Meechy sneaks by Little Brother, 24 - 17 in the Big House. Fist fight begins the second time expires. Stay classy, Michigan.
KBron. SWEEP! 5 to go to 17.
Big Dom. 2 to make 17. You hate Marcel Reed.
Freaux. SWEEP! 5 to reach 23. Stop and smell the roses, Bitch.
DPo. SWEEP! 5 to go to 23. See?! I've been telling everyone you're not really a retard all season.
Ronde'. 1. To make 9. My ass has more points than that.
$$uke. SWEEP! I now have 31. Fuck you all.
Dawg. SWEEP! 5 to go to 19. Comin' on.
Lola O. 2 to go to 21. Not your week, Lola.
SockPuppet. SWEEP! 5 to make 21. Nice.
Psycho. 2 to get to 19. Not hopeless. Which is too bad.
ChibaChews. 2 to reach 20. Big fucking deal.
Q. 1. You now have 8. Whatever.
Timmy! SWEEP! 5 to make 21. You're almost somebody.
McLovin. 1. You have 15. You also have a diagnosis. We're just not sure what it is.
Lance Herbstrong
Commissioner for Life
High praise. High praise indeed.
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