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Monday, October 7, 2024

BRFL Week 6 Results

Sonny Styles

KBron. Memphis. Did not play (DNP). Stay at +11.

Note: We've gone back Old School when it comes to BRFL communication. The Spread Sheet stuff just didn't really work out. 

BigDom. (Formerly CCS). SMU has found themselves a QB. Ponies 34 over Louisville, 27. The Cards take it in the cloaca at home. BigDom with 1 for the win, +5 for the DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE!, +6 on the week, +17 total.

BreauxFreaux. Boise State both hosts and cock-whips Utah State to the tune of 62 - 30 in Idaho. 1 for the win, 1 for the no-drop, +4 for the Move Up, +6 on the week and, hello, +26 for the total to take the lead. You Bitch, Breaux. 

DPo. God Flamers postpone their tilt against FIU until 10/8. Whatever. Call it +11 for now. Wait ...  this just in, The Party of God overcomes FIU 31 -24 in OT, 10/8/2024. Why does it feel like this team has reached its ceiling? +12 their updated puny-ass score. 

Ronde'. VTech 31 on the road over Stanford 7. Some controversy on the scoring here. We straightened it out. 1 for the win. +1 on the week. +10 on the season. VTech still essentially nobody.

$$uke. How brief the glory. Cards trampled by the Ponies, 27 - 34 at home. Minus 3 on the power plunge out of the AP. Then, it's REAM! time, minus 5 more. Minus 8 on the weekend. $$uke down to +13. 😥

DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas drops another one. 31 - 35, the Jayhawks take the "L" on the road vs the Sun Devils. Sadness. Stay at minus 4.

Lola O. LSU DNP. 1 for the no drop. Total is +9.

SockPuppet. On the road, Miami bests Cal 39 - 38. 1 for the win, 1 for the no-drop, +2 on the move up (???), +4 weekend, +24 on the season for Sock and the Puppet Master. 

Psycho (formerly Snottie). Wooo-Pig-soooiiieee. The Vols go down on the road to Arkansas, 14 - 19. Minus 4 on the drop. Total is +15 on the season. Suddenly, like ... you're nobody. 

Chiba. Utes DNP. Still. 1 for the no drop. +2 on the move up. +3 on the weekend. You should just not play more often. +3 on the year. 

Q. Are you fucking kidding me? At home, FSU lays another egg. Clemson 29, Florida State 13. An absolute disaster in Tallahassee. Stay at minus 22.

Timmy!, UCLA comes to Happy Valley and gets handled by the Nittanys, 27 - 11. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +3 on the move-up (really? UCLA?) +5 weekend, +12 for Timmy! on the season. Road trip to the Coliseum looms.

McLovin. Buckeyes rock the All-Greys and bully Iowa in Columbus, 35 - 7 the final. But ... Iowa. Road trip to Eugene will tell the tale. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up, McLovin is at minus 1.


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